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Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:06:46 Reply

My scenario to torture Hitler...
1) Shove 30 pineapples up his ass (leafy ends first)
2) Take a steam roller and run over his balls slowly
3) Cut of his nether region, stick it in his mouth, and duct tape it in
4) Shove a football in his ear
5) Take him up to the Grand Canyon, where there've been glass plates jutting out from the sides every 10 feet down, where a trampoline waits at the bottom. Push him over the side, where he will hit all of the plates going down. When he hits the trampoline, he will rush back up, meeting the glass falling down.
6) Take a needle, and tease his eye with it, then shove it through his eyebrow.
7) Put him in the electric chair, put it on low, and sizzle his fingers off. Place two fingers in each nostril, and three fingers in each ear (we have placed the football in his ass for storage)
8) Take the world's biggest Dictionary, beat him with it, and then shove it up his ass
9) Place him on a huge bush, where it will slide up his ass (so he's on display)
10) Take birdshot, and shoot him in the face from a distance until he finally dies
There's the Head of the Nazi Party for You to See!


I am so ... theatrical. WHY MUST I BE SO DRAMATIC? I'M NOT CRAZY, I SWEAR!!!! Oh..... whatever.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:07:11 Reply

In b4 pro hitler.


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:09:02 Reply

At 6/30/08 03:07 PM, Nicko9y wrote: In b4 pro hitler.

What does that mean?


I am so ... theatrical. WHY MUST I BE SO DRAMATIC? I'M NOT CRAZY, I SWEAR!!!! Oh..... whatever.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:09:22 Reply

At 6/30/08 03:06 PM, GVK wrote: My scenario to torture Hitler...

I'd take him to a Bar-Mitzvah so he gets damaged in the brain. Then abandon him on a Bangladeshi tribe to raise him as a retarded dictator :)

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:09:26 Reply

At 6/30/08 03:09 PM, GVK wrote:
At 6/30/08 03:07 PM, Nicko9y wrote: In b4 pro hitler.
What does that mean?

people who like him.


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:10:35 Reply

Paste his face onto here.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:10:41 Reply

At 6/30/08 03:09 PM, metal-spector wrote:
At 6/30/08 03:06 PM, GVK wrote: My scenario to torture Hitler...
I'd take him to a Bar-Mitzvah so he gets damaged in the brain. Then abandon him on a Bangladeshi tribe to raise him as a retarded dictator :)

I like your style


I am so ... theatrical. WHY MUST I BE SO DRAMATIC? I'M NOT CRAZY, I SWEAR!!!! Oh..... whatever.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:10:43 Reply

Get a big fat guy to pour kerosene on his arm, fist fuck Hitler up the ass, then light it on fire!


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:11:21 Reply

the grand canyon thing doesn't make anysense they would fall at the same time nice creativity though


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:13:23 Reply

make him pay the gas bill.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:17:01 Reply

Just have a Jewish man have his way with his wife while he had to sit there and watch.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:17:39 Reply

At 6/30/08 03:06 PM, GVK wrote: 5) Take him up to the Grand Canyon, where there've been glass plates jutting out from the sides every 10 feet down, where a trampoline waits at the bottom. Push him over the side, where he will hit all of the plates going down. When he hits the trampoline, he will rush back up, meeting the glass falling down.

Wouldn't the glass fall the same speed as him?

And whats with soving things up his ass? Thats just wrong.


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:19:05 Reply

At 6/30/08 03:13 PM, DarkSytze wrote: make him pay the gas bill.

Gahahaaaa...oh very good...


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:19:46 Reply

At 6/30/08 03:17 PM, poolkill wrote:
At 6/30/08 03:06 PM, GVK wrote: 5) Take him up to the Grand Canyon, where there've been glass plates jutting out from the sides every 10 feet down, where a trampoline waits at the bottom. Push him over the side, where he will hit all of the plates going down. When he hits the trampoline, he will rush back up, meeting the glass falling down.
Wouldn't the glass fall the same speed as him?

And whats with soving things up his ass? Thats just wrong.

Do you think that the Holocaust was okay? It wasn't, so I'm doing to him what he deserves, if he hadn't been a pussy and killed himself, that is.


I am so ... theatrical. WHY MUST I BE SO DRAMATIC? I'M NOT CRAZY, I SWEAR!!!! Oh..... whatever.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-06-30 15:22:42 Reply

None of that would work since he's dead.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:15:11 Reply

if you people talk how to humilate someone, ist hitler or anybody else, then you are just as sick as him.


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:17:04 Reply

Wow. Hitler has one gaping ass.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:18:47 Reply

Oh, I say

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:20:14 Reply

give him a hug and kiss

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:22:49 Reply

make hitler sit threw mel brooks movies in a movie theater filled with jews.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:25:03 Reply

I would let every single Jew stab him once until he died.


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:25:11 Reply

LEAVE HITLER ALONE!
LEAVE HIM ALONE!


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:25:23 Reply

confuse him by yelling "THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!"

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:26:29 Reply

get on a sky diving plane douse him in gasoline light him on fire throw him out of the plane while flying over a explodable product and fireworks factory :D

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:35:26 Reply

Hitler would have been a great man, and he was an effective leader.I don't condone what he did, but his ideas weren't actually so bad...well some of them.

I don't condone jew killing etc.

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:38:59 Reply

OMG! you guys! Hitlers DEAD apparently he died long long ago and is apparently old news. Sorry man, ruskies beat you to it!

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:40:53 Reply

At 7/8/08 03:38 PM, Sawke wrote: OMG! you guys! Hitlers DEAD apparently he died long long ago and is apparently old news. Sorry man, ruskies beat you to it!

YOU LIAR!!

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-08 15:43:14 Reply

R.I.P Hitler.


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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-10 14:33:31 Reply

hw will always remain in our minds, our seriously screwed up minds, lol

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Response to Ways to Torture Adolf Hitler 2008-07-10 14:41:05 Reply

Send him to a New York deli.


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