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Posted at: 6/30/08 02:50 PM

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So i was browsing NG as always and i get a weird erection don't know why and my dad tells me the pastor arrived at my house and I'm like shit.

I try to cover up and I'm oh shit hope he doesn't see me and he did not.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 02:51 PM

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Why was there a pastor at your house?

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Posted at: 6/30/08 02:51 PM

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Think of a field of wet vig..cabbages with lots..old fema....men.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 02:51 PM

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Why are we talking about your penis? Oh wait, this is newgrounds.. can i test your love-making skills in bed?

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How do you get an erection from browsing through Newgrounds? Dude, you are one sad man. Anyway, think of something negative, to get your mind off of anything sexual. And may I ask why does a Pastor come to your house?

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Whats a pastor?

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At 6/30/08 02:51 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Why was there a pastor at your house?

Wants to talk to my dad about some things.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 02:54 PM

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...i realllllllllly don't care

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At 6/30/08 02:52 PM, mranarchy wrote: Whats a pastor?

Something close to a priest I do believe.

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At 6/30/08 02:52 PM, TOEZ wrote: How do you get an erection from browsing through Newgrounds? Dude, you are one sad man. Anyway, think of something negative, to get your mind off of anything sexual. And may I ask why does a Pastor come to your house?

I get random erections sweetie.

Like that episode in South Park.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 02:54 PM

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Erection + meeting the pastor = new altar boy!

Weeeeeeee!

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Boner.

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At 6/30/08 02:54 PM, PapoSwing wrote: I get random erections sweetie.

To be honest, I do at the most obscure at times. Like when I'm playing a video game that has nothing to do with sexual innuendo, my mind wanders off and thinks about things that are sexual. I have such a dirty mind.

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At 6/30/08 02:50 PM, PapoSwing wrote:

:i get a weird erection don't know why and my dad tells me the pastor arrived at my house :
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why was there a pastor at your house and what did you do to get a erection for no reason?

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Posted at: 6/30/08 03:01 PM

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At 6/30/08 02:59 PM, monkey576468 wrote:
At 6/30/08 02:50 PM, PapoSwing wrote: i get a weird erection don't know why and my dad tells me the pastor arrived at my house :
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why was there a pastor at your house and what did you do to get a erection for no reason?

i just got one right now

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At 6/30/08 02:54 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Boner.

Brother In Law.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 03:44 PM

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Don't cover it up - let it hang loose. By doing this, you prove to everyone how manly and dominating you are; You're the guy who doesn't give a fuck if someone sees your boner.

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This thread just killed my boner!

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Posted at: 6/30/08 03:46 PM

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Heh-Heh, he said Erection :DD

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Why'd that remind me of Jerry Jackson?

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Posted at: 6/30/08 03:48 PM

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At 6/30/08 02:50 PM, PapoSwing wrote: I try to cover up and I'm oh shit hope he doesn't see me and he did not.

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Random erections are pretty common when you're a teen. Just flip him into your wastebelt! It's convenient and feels good.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 03:55 PM

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"I had an erection browsing a forum now I'll make a spam thread of it. LOL ima so funny."

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Posted at: 6/30/08 04:01 PM

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You can beat an erection into submission with a hammer. I beat that bitch won't stand again without permission.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 04:02 PM

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what the?so you're saying that you watched the tank on the NG pageheader and you got a hard on???

thats fucking awesome!

no,seriously,cut your dick off

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Posted at: 6/30/08 04:06 PM

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Why should I care?

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Posted at: 6/30/08 04:08 PM

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At 6/30/08 02:52 PM, mranarchy wrote: Whats a pastor?

It's a person who passes a store too many times. The town calls him a "Pastor"

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Posted at: 6/30/08 04:17 PM

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My penis is calmed.

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Posted at: 6/30/08 04:30 PM

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At 6/30/08 02:50 PM, PapoSwing wrote: So i was browsing NG as always and i get a weird erection don't know why and my dad tells me the pastor arrived at my house and I'm like shit.

I try to cover up and I'm oh shit hope he doesn't see me and he did not.

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At least he wasn't a Catholic priest! Dear God, do we actually want another buttrape?

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Posted at: 6/30/08 04:32 PM

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