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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 05:41 AM Reply

At 6/30/08 04:59 AM, Peaceblossom wrote:
1. How much did you buy, and how much was it?
I've bought several times in the past. My first major pickup was a quarter ounce. 7.5 grams (though I think I may have been ripped off) for $60. Pretty standard pricing in Canada.

i have to get the fuck out of new york.


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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 05:52 AM Reply

At 6/30/08 01:40 AM, Scalene wrote: Drinking.
Oh, so you drink underage? Let's see.

If you're English and 5+ or American and 21+, you're fucked. You're not cool and should just fuck off.

Drugs.
We'll start low, then go to the most hardcore ones. I only ask these questions out of what I've been told, I refuse to touch drugs. First, weed.

Any harder and you're uncool eh?

Sex.
We'll start with the basis - the 'girl' you're dating.

If you're gay or female, you're not a badarse.


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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 07:20 AM Reply

At 6/30/08 01:40 AM, Scalene wrote: Guys, here's a test. We're going to see if Newgrounders really do the things that they say they do.

Drinking.
Oh, so you drink underage? Let's see.
1. How did you get access to the alcohol?
I had some at home.

2. If you bought it, what did you buy, how did you buy it, and how much was it?
I only buy cider with low alcohol rate. My freind is 18 and i gave him some money and he bought it for me. A 6-pack

3. How much did you drink, and what happened as a result?
In a row i guess its like two bottles / cans? *No im not a pansy!*
Thats beer im talking about, yes. If you meen cider its like 5 bottles/ cans in a row.

4. Were you hungover? What did it feel like, and how did you get over it?
No. I felt a little tipsy but not for long.

5. Where were you when you did it, and where did you go afterwards?
In my room and outside my house with some freinds. We went and threw eggs at people houses and cars :D /people we hate ofc ofc

Drugs.
We'll start low, then go to the most hardcore ones. I only ask these questions out of what I've been told, I refuse to touch drugs. First, weed.
1. How much did you buy, and how much was it?
None, none.

2. What was the taste like?
The taste of Nothing.

3. How did you smoke it, and what did you look and smell like afterwards?
No comment.

4. What effect did it have? If you hurt yourself, what happened? If you watched something, how was it different?
Im not hurting myself, im not emo! >:O

Oh, so you've tried ecstasy. Then you'll definitely be able to answer these questions.
1. Where'd you get it?
Kirby dream land
2. How much was it?
0 pounds, kirby tricked me >:(

3. What was the design?
A pink leaf

4. How did it change the way you acted?
Nothing rly, exept the ability to fly then ofc

5. What did you really really want when you took it?
I dunno

6. What's it taste like?
no comment

I'm know only a little about drugs, but only a druggie should be able to answer those questions.

And finally, the big one...

Sex.
We'll start with the basis - the 'girl' you're dating.
1. How long have you been dating?
Im single right now but the last girl i was together with was like 6 months.

2. What's her birthday?
Lawl i dunno it was like a halfyear ago, i was trying to forget her.

3. What's her starsign?
I dunno what its called in english but its called "vattumannen" in swedish. I think thats her starsign anyways. Yes, im to lazy to find out.

4. Last name?
Skoglund.

5. What point is she at in her cycle?
What? Menstruation cicle or what?´

Oral sex. Only a couple of questions needed to establish this...
1. Which blowjob sent you through the roof (the really mind-blowing one)?
Ive never had a blowjob :(

2. What's pussy taste like?
Salt. Lol seriously yes.

Finally, normal sex.
1. What's near the top of a vag, what's lower down, and where does the cawk go?
The clitoris is at the top of the vag, lower down are the two holes and, i think its called Labia in english i dunno (did a google search lol :D) But seriously, im not good at these parts i english. Like wtf Cawk?

2. What brand and size condom do you use, and how much are they?
I use Cho-san condoms. about 50kr a pack which is like 6 dollar.

3. If it was the girl's first time, what did you need? And what would she keep doing?
Nope, my first time.

4. And finally - how long did it take you to get off?
I dont remember, i was quite busy ;D I think its more important to satisfy the girl than yourself.

So, Newgrounds, How badass am i from 1-10?

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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 08:29 AM Reply

At 6/30/08 01:40 AM, Scalene wrote: Guys, here's a test. We're going to see if Newgrounders really do the things that they say they do.

I don't say I do much.

So, here are some questions, that, really, only someone who has experience in the field would be able to answer.

What's a hypotenuse?


Drinking.
Oh, so you drink underage? Let's see.
1. How did you get access to the alcohol?

I could easily get drunk off my mind, but I've never, to this date, had a DROP of alcohol.

2. If you bought it, what did you buy, how did you buy it, and how much was it?
3. How much did you drink, and what happened as a result?
4. Were you hungover? What did it feel like, and how did you get over it?
5. Where were you when you did it, and where did you go afterwards?

Non applicable.


Drugs.
We'll start low, then go to the most hardcore ones. I only ask these questions out of what I've been told, I refuse to touch drugs. First, weed.
1. How much did you buy, and how much was it?

None.

2. What was the taste like?

Air.

3. How did you smoke it, and what did you look and smell like afterwards?

Air.

4. What effect did it have? If you hurt yourself, what happened? If you watched something, how was it different?

Nothing.


Oh, so you've tried ecstasy. Then you'll definitely be able to answer these questions.
1. Where'd you get it?

Nowhere.

2. How much was it?

Air.

3. What was the design?

Air.

4. How did it change the way you acted?

Air.

5. What did you really really want when you took it?

Air

6. What's it taste like?

Phi.


I'm know only a little about drugs, but only a druggie should be able to answer those questions.

And finally, the big one...

Sex.
We'll start with the basis - the 'girl' you're dating.
1. How long have you been dating?

Never.

2. What's her birthday?

Air.

3. What's her starsign?

'No trespassing'

4. Last name?

Non-existant.

5. What point is she at in her cycle?

All the time, I'm talking about the moon of course.


Oral sex. Only a couple of questions needed to establish this...
1. Which blowjob sent you through the roof (the really mind-blowing one)?

I had to blow up 150 helium balloons.

2. What's pussy taste like?

Cat fur.


Finally, normal sex.
1. What's near the top of a vag, what's lower down, and where does the cawk go?

The green bit, the coloured bit, and in the fenced out area.

2. What brand and size condom do you use, and how much are they?

Some million dollar company and about 1 million each.

3. If it was the girl's first time, what did you need? And what would she keep doing?

Doing what?

4. And finally - how long did it take you to get off?

Only a few seconds, to get off a helicopter.


I just get sick of people making mistakes in their posts that so obviously prove that they're bullshitting. Like,
"I smoked an entire pipe of weed.

You mean like from the backyard? Wow.

I was totally bouncing off the ceiling for the rest of the night, but now my head hurts." Ta, NG.

Wierd.
Bye!


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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 08:35 AM Reply

If I answered your questions which you say would prove I'm badass would only prove I'm a loser trying to be badass on an internet website. Sorry, but it's not my thing.


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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 08:41 AM Reply

Actually, I'm probably a lot more mellow than I am in real life.

What's the point acting tough when all you are is a username with a colorful picture attached?

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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 08:49 AM Reply

At 6/30/08 02:11 AM, Scalene wrote: At 6/30/08 02:06 AM, Me-Patch wrote his test results

No, you failed the test. Sorry!

He's the only one who answered, what are you comparing him to?


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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 09:29 AM Reply

At 6/30/08 04:25 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: That is the stupidest thing ever. Any idiot could make all of those up and there is no way for you to check. Ergo, this thread is useless.

So are 80% percent of all threads in General.


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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 11:59 AM Reply

This thread fails because your comparing alcohol, drugs, and sex to be outlooked as: badass.

Btw i've done all of those and am currently doing some of those. Hurr hurr im cool.

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Response to Are you as truly badass as you say? Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 12:00 PM Reply

no one is a badass until they've killed a man in cold blood


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