At 6/30/08 01:40 AM, Scalene wrote:
Guys, here's a test. We're going to see if Newgrounders really do the things that they say they do.
Oh, so you drink underage? Let's see.
1. How did you get access to the alcohol?
I had some at home.
2. If you bought it, what did you buy, how did you buy it, and how much was it?
I only buy cider with low alcohol rate. My freind is 18 and i gave him some money and he bought it for me. A 6-pack
3. How much did you drink, and what happened as a result?
In a row i guess its like two bottles / cans? *No im not a pansy!*
Thats beer im talking about, yes. If you meen cider its like 5 bottles/ cans in a row.
4. Were you hungover? What did it feel like, and how did you get over it?
No. I felt a little tipsy but not for long.
5. Where were you when you did it, and where did you go afterwards?
In my room and outside my house with some freinds. We went and threw eggs at people houses and cars :D /people we hate ofc ofc
We'll start low, then go to the most hardcore ones. I only ask these questions out of what I've been told, I refuse to touch drugs. First, weed.
1. How much did you buy, and how much was it?
2. What was the taste like?
The taste of Nothing.
3. How did you smoke it, and what did you look and smell like afterwards?
4. What effect did it have? If you hurt yourself, what happened? If you watched something, how was it different?
Im not hurting myself, im not emo! >:O
Oh, so you've tried ecstasy. Then you'll definitely be able to answer these questions.
1. Where'd you get it?
Kirby dream land
2. How much was it?
0 pounds, kirby tricked me >:(
3. What was the design?
A pink leaf
4. How did it change the way you acted?
Nothing rly, exept the ability to fly then ofc
5. What did you really really want when you took it?
6. What's it taste like?
I'm know only a little about drugs, but only a druggie should be able to answer those questions.
And finally, the big one...
We'll start with the basis - the 'girl' you're dating.
1. How long have you been dating?
Im single right now but the last girl i was together with was like 6 months.
2. What's her birthday?
Lawl i dunno it was like a halfyear ago, i was trying to forget her.
3. What's her starsign?
I dunno what its called in english but its called "vattumannen" in swedish. I think thats her starsign anyways. Yes, im to lazy to find out.
4. Last name?
5. What point is she at in her cycle?
What? Menstruation cicle or what?´
Oral sex. Only a couple of questions needed to establish this...
1. Which blowjob sent you through the roof (the really mind-blowing one)?
Ive never had a blowjob :(
2. What's pussy taste like?
Salt. Lol seriously yes.
Finally, normal sex.
1. What's near the top of a vag, what's lower down, and where does the cawk go?
The clitoris is at the top of the vag, lower down are the two holes and, i think its called Labia in english i dunno (did a google search lol :D) But seriously, im not good at these parts i english. Like wtf Cawk?
2. What brand and size condom do you use, and how much are they?
I use Cho-san condoms. about 50kr a pack which is like 6 dollar.
3. If it was the girl's first time, what did you need? And what would she keep doing?
Nope, my first time.
4. And finally - how long did it take you to get off?
I dont remember, i was quite busy ;D I think its more important to satisfy the girl than yourself.
So, Newgrounds, How badass am i from 1-10?