I greeted you happily, wiggling my nose at you because I was trying so hard to shed quickly, so we could play sooner. You gave me some pellets, those never go bad, I'll save them for later, I thought.
You came back a bit later after playing with the color box and screamed." Don't worry Master, I'm merely shedding", I squeaked.
You grab me roughly by me delicate fur and throw me into a can. "Don't worry Wally, it'll be over soon", you cried.
I nearly panicked but master would never hurt me, I thought, he must want to help me shed faster. What a good owner!
"I'm going to get some kindling Wally, I'll be back soon", you said.
Kindling! I don't know what that is but it sure sounds nice, I thought, he really wants to help!
You return moments later and greet me with "Good Bye, Wally".
"Good bye?" I squeaked, "Master, if you're leaving please let me out of this can, its getting very hot! Oh, it burns, I can't move! I'm dieing...Why Master? I showed you nothing but love..."