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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:15 PM

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that i did a girl.

there cool about it, i did her about 3-4 months ago and found out a couple of weeks ago..........now what......

my myspace im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:16 PM

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Do her again, but harder.

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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:16 PM

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Hm, sounds likely.

How old were both of you?

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
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At 6/29/08 11:15 PM, Arcbound22 wrote: that i did a girl.

there cool about it, i did her about 3-4 months ago and found out a couple of weeks ago..........now what......

Really OMG my parents caught me having sex with my girlfriend in there bed but you don't see me making threads about it

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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:17 PM

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Invite your parents next time.

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At 6/29/08 11:16 PM, ManEggs wrote: Hm, sounds likely.

How old were both of you?

i was 15, she was 14. we didnt actually do it do it, i mean i sucked at it....got it in once....

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my dad caught me haveing sex and he asked if he could join

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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:19 PM

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At 6/29/08 11:16 PM, Parlux wrote:
At 6/29/08 11:15 PM, Arcbound22 wrote: that i did a girl.

there cool about it, i did her about 3-4 months ago and found out a couple of weeks ago..........now what......
Really OMG my parents caught me having sex with my girlfriend in there bed but you don't see me making threads about it

Really OMG i ejaculated in my parents faces after they walked in on me fucking my FIVE girlfriends all at the same time and everyone orgasmed because im that good and i wasnt even tired.

Who are you talking to?

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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:19 PM

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Uhm... Good for you?

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At 6/29/08 11:15 PM, Arcbound22 wrote: that i did a girl.

Well then they should be proud of you. Thank god you were having sex with a girl.

there cool about it, i did her about 3-4 months ago and found out a couple of weeks ago..........now what......

Honestly I really don't think many parents make a bid deal about it. They know that eventually it's going to happen. It may be awkward around them for a little bit, but eventually it just won't be again.

So how was it?

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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:21 PM

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You had sex? See, that's what I call bullshit.
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At 6/29/08 11:20 PM, Soybean wrote: I hope that it consensual marital sex, and only for reproductive reasons.

no it was all for enjoyment.........

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At 6/29/08 11:19 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Really OMG i ejaculated in my parents faces after they walked in on me fucking my FIVE girlfriends all at the same time and everyone orgasmed because im that good and i wasnt even tired.

Oh come on man, he was just kidding and you had to go bragging like that and make us feel worse about ourselves.

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at least they now know you can get a girlfriend and that your not gay.

that is what most parents want to know.

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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:22 PM

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Do her again and take photos and post them here.

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I hope she wasn't related to you, this one guy knocked up his own sister and got her pregnant. I hope you didn't get that girl pregnant.

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At 6/29/08 11:20 PM, Corky52 wrote:
At 6/29/08 11:15 PM, Arcbound22 wrote:

Well then they should be proud of you. Thank god you were having sex with a girl.

i took it well, didnt even blush......thought they would ground me and i would be like wth you grounding me for being natural.....at a young age..

Honestly I really don't think many parents make a bid deal about it. They know that eventually it's going to happen. It may be awkward around them for a little bit, but eventually it just won't be again.

So how was it?

like fapping but wet and slimy......asome

my myspace im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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At 6/29/08 11:23 PM, Chdonga wrote: I hope she wasn't related to you, this one guy knocked up his own sister and got her pregnant. I hope you didn't get that girl pregnant.

You do realize 'knocking up' means getting someone pregnant?

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At 6/29/08 11:21 PM, Rosenrot-I wrote: come on man, he was just kidding and you had to go bragging like that and make us feel worse about ourselves.

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Next time, go ass to mouth.

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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:26 PM

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He never, anywhere, once said he had sex with this girl.

Get your mind out of the gutter, Newgrounds.

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At 6/29/08 11:23 PM, Arcbound22 wrote:
At 6/29/08 11:20 PM, Corky52 wrote:
So how was it?
like fapping but wet and slimy......asome

Oh god.. I'm sorry, but that made me laugh.

Anyway, so you should go hook up with that girl again sometime.

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At 6/29/08 11:25 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I can't help being a winner

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Yeah I guess it's not your fault.

Nice use of MSN smiley.

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Wait, how did they find out?

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
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At 6/29/08 11:19 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 6/29/08 11:16 PM, Parlux wrote:
At 6/29/08 11:15 PM, Arcbound22 wrote: that i did a girl.

there cool about it, i did her about 3-4 months ago and found out a couple of weeks ago..........now what......
Really OMG my parents caught me having sex with my girlfriend in there bed but you don't see me making threads about it
Really OMG i ejaculated in my parents faces after they walked in on me fucking my FIVE girlfriends all at the same time and everyone orgasmed because im that good and i wasnt even tired.

Really OMG i drown mice in my bedroom using my snakes water bowl and suck their small furry little penises and masturbate to their spasms and resistance to my power to take their life away but i dont tell everyone.

Time to confess, mods.
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Posted at: 6/29/08 11:56 PM

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At 6/29/08 11:28 PM, ManEggs wrote: Wait, how did they find out?

i had some of my tabs open.........and fucking myspace was one of them....

my myspace im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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At 6/29/08 11:18 PM, Arcbound22 wrote: i was 15, she was 14. we didnt actually do it do it, i mean i sucked at it....got it in once....

if that's true, you're either a complete faggot, or the laziest fucking person I have ever known

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At 6/29/08 11:19 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

Really OMG i ejaculated in my parents faces after they walked in on me fucking my FIVE girlfriends all at the same time and everyone orgasmed because im that good and i wasnt even tired.

Wait, that was you?! I was that guy in the corner crying with the video camera!!!

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