Creative ways of flippin' the bird?

[Zerok]

At work I've been the source of some amusement among my coworkers because I've shown them a few ways of that finger-borne "fuck you" that go beyond the basic, static showing of the middle digit.

It started when I did the one where you turn an imaginary crank with one hand, jack-in-the-box style, and slowly raise the middle finger on the other hand. Most of my coworkers are Filipino and have never seen this before, and boy... did they LOVE it.

Next, there was the 'inflate a rubber glove by blowing into your thumb' bird flippage, then I "invented" one on my own which involved giving a thumbs up then smacking the thumb inward with the other hand, and out pops the middle finger.

An non-Filipino coworker introduced a trumpeting version where the fingers fly up and down to a tune, miming the air holes on a trumpet, and the middle finger pops out and holds with the last high note.

SO.

What have you guys got?

[jewdudewtf]

At 6/29/08 08:47 PM, Zerok wrote:.

What have you guys got?

You listed all the ones I know. And I'm sure any I think of will be childish, immature, awful, or a combination of all three.

[videogamer0810]

Bruce Almighty FTW.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

You could try the "pretending to pull something out of your pocket middle finger".

[Skybolt-DX]

I like to act as if I'm pulling mine out of my pocket.

I know, not too creative.

[videogamer0810]

At 6/29/08 08:50 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: I know, not too creative.

I can see that.

[Purpin]

At 6/29/08 08:50 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: You could try the "pretending to pull something out of your pocket middle finger".

Yeah, that's my favorite. You can pretend to pull something out of your wallet or really anything that conceals your hand. Try different variations.

[raving2thegrave]

put your hand in a hat and say "I can pull a bird out" then pull your hand out then flip them off.

[MisterUnderstood]

I like this one:

If you have like a bag, be like, "Hey, do you see this? Look inside the bag. OMG they accidentally put it in the bag!" Put your hand in the bag. The take it out real quick showing your middle finger. Say, "This is real nice isn't it?"

[WilliWowza]

Open your zipper, hand down pants, finger through the zipper.

The Penis Bird

[ManEggs]

I once saw someone who had their middle finger up but their hand was upside down, then he said "Can you hear this? Or do you want me to turn it up." I thought it was gay.

[Zetvirus55]

Zerok just because you made this topic makes me think i know you from somewhere...i have no idea how

[flashplayer5]

The "Breakfast Club" classic. For those of you who don't know, flick the bird, but upside down and say "Can you hear this? Want me to turn it up?" And rotate it round into the normal position.

Ala John Bender.

[STEM]

I had a kind of inside joke with some highschool friends about the bird. I'd do something with my hands like the picture below, but i'd only use my middle fingers, thus "the bird."

[agustana]

Middle finger through the zipper like it's your cock.

[BatDan]

I try for "subtly" when flipping the bird sometimes.

Like when someone is whining I do the tear drop gesture with my middle finger.
Or if someone is annoying me I scratch my nose with the tall finger.

[WilliWowza]

At 6/29/08 09:48 PM, agustana wrote: Middle finger through the zipper like it's your cock.

Stop tryin' a steal my idear.

[bvnnnnn]

that trumpet one is from Bruce Almighty, and on the topic of stealing ones from movies, in High Fidelity where Jack Black holds up his hands and then makes really unconvincing gun noises and 'shoots' down all his fingers but the middle one is a decent one.
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since the only good ones I know are from shows it reminded me of this part from a Flight of the Choncords episode.