The Sims 2: How to kill yourself
First, eat 500 snacks from the fridge. A new option will appear on the phone: Call coke dealer. Call him, he'll come by your house. Buy a gram of cocaine from him for 6000$. Click on your sim, and click "snort cocaine". His/her mood will rise up quickly, but then it will fall. After this, a new item appears in your catalogue: Sharp razor. Buy it, place it on a table. Make a sim use it. After using it, use a telescope and observe sky for 4 days without breaks. After this, a new item appears in the catalogue: a pistol. Buy it, place it anywhere. Use it. It turns out it's jammed. A new option appears on your phone: gun dealer. Call him, and he will come in a helicopter. He will drop a rope ladder, you must climb it quickly before he flies away. Show him the gun. Pay him 1337$ to fix the gun. Then, click on the gun in sim's hand. He/she will shoot itself. Congratulations.
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