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Getting my balls cut off. Im not joking. Just the thought of a razor going near my scrotum is enough to send chills through my body.

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oh? irrational fears? I have those.

1. afraid of being cut in half, lengthwise. I don't know, just sometimes I'll be walking and daydreaming and I'll imagine some stupid Final Destination garbage happening and me getting sliced in two.

2. fear of all crustaceans, and things in general that don't have skeletons that live underwater, especially those that don't have eyes, so you don't know where they're going.

I can't think of any others right now, but I know I'm missing some.

At 6/28/08 09:09 PM, meow wrote: People that look like they came straight out of Terminator II

Perfect timing!!!!! I'm watching terminator 2 right now on FX!

My fear is of killing people in my sleep because of the time I woke up with my hands all bloody...

TRAUMA!!!!!

accidently Walking in on my grandma bathing.... no one should ever be subjected to that. Ugh!!!!

At 6/28/08 08:56 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote:

I think it's at the point where people believe it isn't funny so much that believing it is in fact funny and it is the belief of those who find it unfunny that it is funy.

Except it never was funny and it isn't funny to find it being funny because it's so unfunny in the first place.

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For me Snakes, being underwater.

I have Agraphobia
Look it up!

At 6/28/08 09:11 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I was afraid of empty chairs. Especially at night.

empty chairs? thats a silly one

Being found wanking.

I think it's at the point where there's no way for it to be funny.

Mottephobia - The fear of moths.

fucking cockroaches

Bodies of water. Anything that would take me more than 10 seconds to swim to the other side, I can't stand to be in without a boat.

Boating on the ocean or any large bodies of water scares me too.

Being raped.

Odd, because I'm gay.

Windows at night.

Im scared of robots.

FUCKING ROBOTS.

Sorry for DP, but I forgot MIRRORS.

I always think that my image is going to change (me turning into a skeleton) or some person is going to come behind me in the mirror.

Motels... seriously. like those ones that still advertise "Color TV" and are in the middle of fucking no-where.

At 6/28/08 10:44 PM, JoSilver wrote: accidently Walking in on my grandma bathing.... no one should ever be subjected to that. Ugh!!!!

thats not really that odd....i dont think anyone would want to see that...

uhh ive been burned a few times(boiling water twice, muffler on a motorbike) i hate that shit, but thats not irrational...

spiders, i fucking hate spiders....

uhh THE GOATMAN. i am afraid of the goatman.

I've always been afraid of my staircases.

At night, when its dark behind me I swear it feels like something is following me back there. Oh shit its night right now.

Scratching on Porcelin or other stuff that makes a scratch sound(except for skin).

I'm afraid of going to sleep and it's slowly getting worse. I keep thinking that I'll die in my sleep and I really don't want to..

riding in the right side of a bus (being broadsided while turning left)
irrational fear of syringes
and having my thumb cut completely off in one of these \V/

At 6/28/08 10:21 PM, M0ng0li4nb100d wrote: Right here

HOLY SHIT THAT WOMAN IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

Getting my dick cutt off and my balls smashed.

A room with total darkness and no one in it. Yep a kid fear :(

Ghosts. Oh my god, Ghosts. I'm not sure if I believe them or not but...

I don't know why but if I watch something like Ghost Hunters, it freaks me out.

For some reason I'm afraid that I will see one or hear a voice or get touched, etc.

Scratching my nails on a chalkboard and then they bend backwards... It's wierd, I know. I think it's because when I was like 8-9 my nail started to de-grow from the back to the front... there was like a giant semi-circle missing from the back of my finger. It was really creepy D:

walking in on my parents having sex

I have trouble swimming in things like lakes where I can't easily seen underneath me. I guess I'm worried some giant fish is going come up and eat me when I lest expect it.

Goddamn it Mario.

Well, I have a fear of running water and fans. The way the water moves down and gushes and sloshes makes me go NUTS. Plus, the way fans move around and around is hypnotizing. Will they ever stop rotating? And no, I'm not mentally fucked.