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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:15 PM
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Yeah.. and. then this guy.. yeah.. well.. Yeah..
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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:23 PM
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At 6/28/08 03:40 PM, Kalibur wrote: Did...did I just get molested? What just happened?
You did, i did, we all did. Nobody knows how but it happend lets just move on.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:25 PM
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That was probably the hardest I've laughed in a long while at something on NG. It truly takes skill to intentionally tell a story so badly. Bravo.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:29 PM
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At 6/28/08 05:10 PM, Mendou wrote: You'd have to be pretty damn poor to not have some dollar bills for a 5 dollar meal.
Some people have all their money on card. Mostly people who's jobs have a high preference to direct deposit payments over physical checks, like mine :O
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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:36 PM
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you are a master at the art of story telling
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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:38 PM
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At 6/28/08 05:29 PM, Rideo wrote:
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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:49 PM
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i think hellen keller could tell a better story
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Posted at: 6/28/08 06:29 PM
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No credibility debits at McDonalds!
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Posted at: 6/28/08 06:33 PM
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Wait, so did you get what you wanted or what?
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noted... i shall ignore future posts from you
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Posted at: 6/28/08 06:37 PM
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You see, this reminds me of this one time me and paulie... Or was it frankie... I can't seem to recall. Anyways, me and johny would gather round the campfire and rub one out in eachothers faces. We practiced playing the guitar till we were 26. Me and francis would then rub one out on our guitars. w w what
Posted at: 6/28/08 07:09 PM
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funny, makes no sence.
Posted at: 6/28/08 07:11 PM
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Posted at: 6/28/08 07:12 PM
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At 6/28/08 03:36 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: And, I mean, basically the point is I am very bad at telling stories.
That was a very confusing story.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 07:17 PM
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He got ripped off a few bucks.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 07:18 PM
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Long story short: The guy probably stole a burger.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 07:57 PM
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This does to your eyes what a speaker-breaking ear rape while you're wearing high-quality, max loudness headphones does to your ears.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 07:58 PM
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Alpha, you are a comic genius. I love how you have been able to piss off/confuse so many people worse than old geriatrics watching an M. Night Shamalyan movie. Plus your story was pretty funny too.
Posted at: 6/28/08 09:37 PM
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At 6/28/08 07:58 PM, xscoot wrote: Alpha, you are a comic genius. I love how you have been able to piss off/confuse so many people worse than old geriatrics watching an M. Night Shamalyan movie. Plus your story was pretty funny too.
I know, I love the mix of people giving me serious answers to what how the man might have paid, the peole, who just got pissed off, and the people who got it.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 10:04 PM
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Well, um one time I walked into a Wendy's oh wait, no it was a Burger King. And the this man, no... it was a woman, came in with her son... or maybe her two sons... I don't know. Anyways, she says, "Can I have 2 happy meals and a large fries?" or maybe it was two large fries... or a medium fries. Anyway, they were all out so.. yeah, they leave.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 10:05 PM
At 6/28/08 10:04 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Well, um one time I walked into a Wendy's oh wait, no it was a Burger King. And the this man, no... it was a woman, came in with her son... or maybe her two sons... I don't know. Anyways, she says, "Can I have 2 happy meals and a large fries?"
They only give happy meals at mc donalds.
Posted at: 6/28/08 10:08 PM
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im sorry what?
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Posted at: 6/28/08 10:10 PM
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if telling bad stories was a crime, you would probably receive the death penalty
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Thats nouthing I was at A Mcdonalds in SC BY FAR THE WORST MCDOLNADS I'VE EVER BEEN TO!!!. They had no salt,no ketch up, no barbaque sauce and no fucking Ice. Thats not the worst thing There was only one white person who was actally working like employees are ment to. The rest of the workers were all thugs mainly in part because of the doo-rags they had one. I fucking ordered a ice cream cone and this fat bitch gives me a shitty penis shaped cone.
My cousin said the food tasted like absolute shit.
I didn't even feel safe there were that many hoodlums in the building.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 10:18 PM
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ha ha
That was funny :P
Posted at: 6/28/08 10:23 PM
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At 6/28/08 03:36 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
And, I mean, basically the point is I am very bad at telling stories.
Practice makes perfect and that was bad.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 10:30 PM
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I <3 you Alpha.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 10:51 PM
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This isn't going to end up with me waking up in a hotel room with a sore ass is it?
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