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Posted at: 6/27/08 07:45 PM
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Have you ever been watching porn yeah, giving it a yank (as you do). First off its a girl on a bed, then theres some man smashing her, and then Another guy comes in and then the guys start arse fucking and youre like "ahh! im jerking off to gay porn!"
no?
Or youre watching some woman giving a guy a BJ and then you read the title half way through and it says "Chinese Tranni Sucks Dick For 2 Dollar"
i'm lazy...
Posted at: 6/27/08 07:46 PM
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Not really, it's pretty much all the same shit when I'm watching it.
And i've been watching it for 2 years.
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Posted at: 6/27/08 07:54 PM
At 6/27/08 07:46 PM, mothballs wrote: Not really, it's pretty much all the same shit when I'm watching it. And i've been watching it for 2 years.
Oh dude... Which sites do you use, the ones I visit always pop out surprise cocks without warning.
Posted at: 6/27/08 08:43 PM
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TWO ENTIRE YEARS!?!?!
Posted at: 6/27/08 08:52 PM
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At 6/27/08 08:43 PM, biblo wrote: At 6/27/08 07:46 PM, mothballs wrote: Not really, it's pretty much all the same shit when I'm watching it. And i've been watching it for 2 years.TWO ENTIRE YEARS!?!?!
Yeah. The same as your age.
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Posted at: 6/27/08 09:00 PM
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At 6/27/08 08:52 PM, joeyjoe1 wrote: Yeah. The same as your age.
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Posted at: 6/27/08 09:04 PM
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Two years IS an awfully long time to have been watching porn. Arn't you like... you know... tired?
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:18 PM
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Oh yeah! and then all the animals come in and poop on the girls stomachs and then the girls give the animals blow jobs, and dirty sanchezes!
That one never gets old, Just thinking about it gives me a jolly.
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:22 PM
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i was jerking off to a girl in a tub. rubbing herself and whatnot. and when she got up, it turned out she was a shemale. and then i came.
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:24 PM
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As a homosexual, I find this topic offensive. >:o
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:33 PM
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Does this count?
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:35 PM
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At 6/27/08 10:33 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Does this count?
The second one still looks tap-able from the back.
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:37 PM
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That second panel is just bullshit... right?
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:38 PM
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At 6/27/08 10:24 PM, MsiScars2780 wrote: As a homosexual, I find this topic offensive. >:o
That's a stupid thing to be offended by.
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Ooo show me that pus...WHAT A SHEMALE.
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:39 PM
At 6/27/08 10:37 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: At 6/27/08 10:33 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Does this count?That second panel is just bullshit... right?
Oh ho ho sir. It is not...
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Posted at: 6/27/08 10:46 PM
It's not offensive at all you just want attention.
Posted at: 6/27/08 10:48 PM
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At 6/27/08 07:45 PM, lazydoctor wrote: Have you ever been watching porn yeah, giving it a yank (as you do).
HOW DO YOU KNOW STALKA
First off its a girl on a bed, then theres some man smashing her, and then Another guy comes in and then the guys start arse fucking and youre like "ahh! im jerking off to gay porn!"
Its not gay porn until the goats come in
yes?
2 dollars thats a bit upsurd, i mean really they should be doing it for free
Posted at: 6/28/08 12:13 AM
AAAAAH IM JERKING OFF TO GHEY USERZ!
Posted at: 6/28/08 12:16 AM
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At 6/28/08 12:13 AM, lazydoctor wrote: At 6/27/08 10:24 PM, MsiScars2780 wrote: As a homosexual, I find this topic offensive. >:oAAAAAH IM JERKING OFF TO GHEY USERZ!
OMFG GET T3H N@PK1NZ!!
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Posted at: 6/28/08 05:41 PM
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I know what you mean dude.
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Posted at: 6/28/08 06:01 PM
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Only like all the time. I'm watching five hot lesbians work their way through an amount of clothing only to unravel five rock hard penises!
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