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At 11/11/07 07:23 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: So I made a post about whether to buy a fleshlight a month ago. The question still remains, should I get one? Anyone here have experience?

They aren't available around here, but if they were, I'd surely buy one, go for it.

At 10/22/03 06:47 PM, Evil-Possum wrote: My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr!!!!

im in rofls

At 10/24/03 09:36 AM, NewgroundsSPG wrote: Soo hmmm,let me get this straight..You made this club because A...You get no girls and prefer your hand..B-Still a virgin and married to palmula..I'll give it a day or 2 before someone shuts this shit down..Wait,do you fuck floppy drives as well?

haahaha a day or 2 hahaha lets see its been 4 years now! lol i'll join i'm 14 and do it between 2-5 times a day

Maybe. It seems, Masturbatable Join able! I'll join.

ill join

At 11/11/07 06:57 AM, Phantom wrote: Regardless of what you said earlier, you should know that the purpose behind this club is one of the most natural acts in nature, even though religion despises it, think of how many religious perverts exist, so isn't it just better to let off steam like the rest of humanity?

That was very well said Phantom. I couldn't of said it better. Speaking of religious perverts, is that why they are religious because they want to get cleansed for their sins? I know your atheist but I think you know the answer. :/

Some days I jack off 20 times a day

At 10/22/03 09:06 PM, Evil-Possum wrote:

At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!

what if ur left handed?

i can't do it anymore..

I wonder if ther are any girls in this club XD

At 12/30/07 12:59 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: I wonder if ther are any girls in this club XD

There was one named tink idk if shes still here

I would like to become an active member of this club.

You guys are sick...(disgusting sick, not cool sick) Why is there so many people on here? I think I'm gonna be sick...not you sick, as in(unhealthy sick)...you guys are weird. Is this thread allowed? I'm guessing so cause it's been here for 5 years! I iz angry now. Me becum hulk!

Woo, what a great club, so what do you people actualy have to talk about here? Best pron sources? Different methods of masturbation? Size? Seems kind o pointles . . .

But o well, I'm in.

I'm joining. I do it at least twice a day.

I prefer my hand over a girlfriend because i don't have to pay it to do anything i want.

At 12/30/07 12:59 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: I wonder if ther are any girls in this club XD

if not, i'll be the girl in this club. all i ever do is masturbate. haha.

At 1/1/08 01:54 PM, KeeferPie wrote: I prefer my hand over a girlfriend because i don't have to pay it to do anything i want.

What? She makes you pay? She didn't make me pay. Guess thats saying something.

LOL
My g/f doesn't make me pay either.

i understand masturbating and all. but what the fuck. a whole club about it running for so long. 14 year olds who jack it 5 times a day?! fuck. i don't even jack off half as much in a week. then again, i can get pussy.

so do you log on to ng, come to this club, and wack it to some bitches pics or something infront of the screen?

lmao cagedsilllhohoohuhhoette come on man we're all friends here. dont fear your masturbation, embrace it like you would a young lamb, straight out of it's mothers womb. all fresh and vulnerable, covered in placenta. an adorable baby lamb that you spend so long cuddling it you don't realize the mother lamb is eating the after birth which would normally make you puke shit but it's ok because the wet baby lamb skin is rubbing all over you, staining your new shirt yet giving you a massive erection and you ask yourself "why is this turning me on?" but you don't really care because even though you know it's wrong it just feels so right. so yeh, chill the fuck out.

i find the best mastubatory lubriacant is icy hot. you guys should buy some and try it.

At 5/18/08 04:23 AM, MadCow wrote: stuff

hahaha, you know i'm just fuckin with everyone. tho i still find pussy to be the best way to get off. there's just something about fucking a fine bitch that can't be replicated with five fingers and a palm. but yeah, from time to time i'll sit, watch a skin flick and whip out the lotion.

shit, one time i mistook icy hot as lotion and it fucking burned like hell and i went limp. XP

At 5/18/08 04:59 AM, CagedSilhouette wrote:

At 5/18/08 04:23 AM, MadCow wrote: stuff

hahaha, you know i'm just fuckin with everyone. tho i still find pussy to be the best way to get off. there's just something about fucking a fine bitch that can't be replicated with five fingers and a palm. but yeah, from time to time i'll sit, watch a skin flick and whip out the lotion.

Lucky for me, my hand is a vagina. The surgery cost a fortune (and I was only able to pay it because my grandmother recently died by "accidentally" falling down the stairs in my apartment building and she coincidentally left me a bunch of stuff in her will which she changed in the form of a verbal contract as her last words which only I was there to witness) but it was worth it.

shit, one time i mistook icy hot as lotion and it fucking burned like hell and i went limp. XP

I also hear masturbating with soap or shampoo is also very good. It takes a while, like an hour of going at it, but the orgasm is sensational. You can even use certain shaving creams if they have soap in them I believe. NOTE TO PEOPLE TRYING: Even if it starts to hurt a little, you just have to keep going at it to reach the maximum orgasm.

I'll J-(goes rigid)-O...in........
*goes to get a rag*

At 12/22/07 03:57 PM, Seamonky wrote:

Regardless of what you said earlier, you should know that the purpose behind this club is one of the most natural acts in nature, even though religion despises it, think of how many religious perverts exist, so isn't it just better to let off steam like the rest of humanity?

Good point. HOW many Christian or Jewish preists or whatever have molested children now?

joining just for shits and giggles

hey can i join even if im a girl

wait im already part of it
okay wat was ur most imbarrassing in the moment incidents ever?

Hey guys!

This is my first post in this thread...I love to masturbate....But I have a foot fetish so I masturbate to that :)

Can I join?

by the way I heard that masturbation causes blindness....X_X.......but I don't care Masturbating is AWSOME.....but so is sex....it's bassicly fucking yourself.....and btw I dont know HOW some girls like the smell of cum....cuz it smells like shit...

At 7/30/08 07:12 PM, stickskater wrote: wait im already part of it
okay wat was ur most imbarrassing in the moment incidents ever?

Ok here is one moment

one time, I was tuggin on ma cock looking at some foot fetish and my mum walks in while i'm 'Leaking'
I put my pants up and said hey mom..

IT WAS CLOSE....

Hi. I have a bit of a problem, however due to it being embarrassing, I'm using an alt to post it. I have no freaking clue why I'm posting this here seeing as most of you will have no idea how to respond, will claim that I am not actually a girl, and/or will respond immaturely, but it's worth a shot. Due to this being an alt, the only consequence I face is annoyance.

I'm having a problem with masturbating. Yes, I'm a girl and I've already braced myself for flaming, but here goes nothing. I can't seem to get any pleasure out of fingering myself. I can get wet and everything, but I can't seem to get myself to orgasm. I won't expose too much information about my age or anything as to keep my main account from being revealed, but I will say that I am inexperienced and in my early teens.

My question is whether this is normal or do I have a problem?

Thanks in advanced to anyone who takes this seriously, though, I doubt anyone will.