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At 10/16/07 08:32 PM, silvercrap wrote:

first, sit on your hands until they start getting numb. Then tug yourself the same way you do each day - and marvel at the results! It feels like someone else is doing it for you ;-)

LOLOLOL oh yea! i should try o.o

Meh, from what I've tried, that doesn't really work. :/

so is this thread gunna share any techniques or porn links? =D

At 10/16/07 09:12 PM, silvercrap wrote: so is this thread gunna share any techniques or porn links? =D

If you want to try some new techniques go to www.jackinworld.com. They've got some good stuff.

For porn, I'd go to youporn.com.

If you want to try some new techniques go to www.jackinworld.com. They've got some good stuff.

For porn, I'd go to youporn.com.

those seem really good =D
this group is working already

(putting this at the top of the thread list)

All jackers click here. You'll love it. It will be EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I don't know if your serious or not. Maybe this is a weird Beavis&butthead reference I don't get because I only watched the movie of it. But still, I warn you I'm not a medical expert, just a man of common sense.

if i was making a beavis and butthead reference i would be going "he-he-he, he said boner" all the time ^_^

The size of penis when not erect never really symbols its erect size and unless the skin is tight (also depends on circumcision, I'm Jewish lol) then it might seem smaller, but it can easily be proven wrong. It's a common misconception to think that the size of the erect penis is relative to the loose in, in general proportions it's true but in subtle differences of a couple inches, we're pretty much all alike. Besides...Is it cold?

im not circumcised...
also, when its resting, its freaking skinny too (like a fourth of an inch) but then it turns to a little less than an inch when its ready to burst.
so it gets 10 times bigger i guess. FTW?
a year ago it reached 5 inches but was still an inch without a boner.
8=D.....( . Y . )....8==========D

At 10/16/07 04:35 PM, nellieness wrote: what things do guys like most???

Do you mean sexually, or all together?

At 10/16/07 11:45 PM, Cornholio123 wrote: so it gets 10 times bigger i guess. FTW?

I should say that even though I'm not an Anatomy expert, that seems very unlikely.

I fort Boiz Lyked it betta wen giirls diid it for em

this topic owns.
period

At 10/17/07 01:09 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/16/07 11:45 PM, Cornholio123 wrote: so it gets 10 times bigger i guess. FTW?

I should say that even though I'm not an Anatomy expert, that seems very unlikely.

10 times bigger? You literally have to take a lot of steroids in order for your dick to be that huge. Not even the biggest man has a type of dick like that.

Not that I know of. XD

dude this club owns

At 10/17/07 12:20 PM, Seamonky wrote: 10 times bigger? You literally have to take a lot of steroids in order for your dick to be that huge. Not even the biggest man has a type of dick like that.

Not that I know of. XD

Well considering his specifications of his wiener is 1/4 inch diameter, and 1 inch long when limp.

At 10/17/07 05:17 PM, milinko959 wrote: Well considering his specifications of his wiener is 1/4 inch diameter, and 1 inch long when limp.

It's still somewhat of an exaggeration, I can believe a 5-6 times bigger considering it would be very small when limp or tucked in, but ten times would be like having a ruler in your pants.

At 10/19/07 11:27 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/17/07 05:17 PM, milinko959 wrote: Well considering his specifications of his wiener is 1/4 inch diameter, and 1 inch long when limp.

It's still somewhat of an exaggeration, I can believe a 5-6 times bigger considering it would be very small when limp or tucked in, but ten times would be like having a ruler in your pants.

aight, i'll see if i can figure this out tonight (that is if i feel like jacking off after talking about how im going to jack off) maybe im exaggerating a bit, but it does feel like it gets 10 times bigger after a boner. (im not saying ten times in length, but ten times in volume.)
i think some part of my cock might be sucking in my...pubic skin (dont know how its called) so...yea...

i dont suppose i can post pics right? since its going to be underage porn.

At 10/19/07 10:25 PM, Cornholio123 wrote:

i dont suppose i can post pics right? since its going to be underage porn.

Err, any adult pics are sort of forbidden in NG, and I think I speak for all of us when I say we'll settle for your word...

At 10/20/07 03:44 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/19/07 10:25 PM, Cornholio123 wrote:

i dont suppose i can post pics right? since its going to be underage porn.

Err, any adult pics are sort of forbidden in NG, and I think I speak for all of us when I say we'll settle for your word...

NSFW Pics really aren't necessary and I really don't think we wanna see someone jerking their meat. It's enough that flash awhile back spawned up. Do you remember that horror Phantom? XD

At 10/20/07 05:20 AM, Seamonky wrote: NSFW Pics really aren't necessary and I really don't think we wanna see someone jerking their meat. It's enough that flash awhile back spawned up. Do you remember that horror Phantom? XD

I assume you mean Big Bag which was around when I was still active in the portal, and yes, that was horrible.

At 10/19/07 10:25 PM, Cornholio123 wrote:

At 10/19/07 11:27 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/17/07 05:17 PM, milinko959 wrote: Well considering his specifications of his wiener is 1/4 inch diameter, and 1 inch long when limp.

i dont suppose i can post pics right? since its going to be underage porn.

UH, please, I dont want to see this

Wow ! This place is still going. Nice to see you all here.

Lets get busy beating the meat.

At 10/22/07 03:47 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: Wow ! This place is still going. Nice to see you all here.

Lets get busy beating the meat.

I was pretty busy this weekend...probably not today :p

At 10/22/07 03:47 PM, milinko959 wrote: I was pretty busy this weekend...probably not today :p

Anyway back on topic, I haven't done it in days, for some reason I just don't feel like it, it could be the effect of the pills I take, I take many different pills...

I shal join
I just got done fapping when alicethedroog told me about the club

>.>
<.<

*fap fap fap fap fap*

There's no better club to ask this question, what is the general opinion on...............Circumcision, being born Jewish when I was a month old no one asked me and just cut it off, but in light of recent health discoveries I'm quite happy with it, what do the rest of you think?

So...I bought a new pack of rubbers today, it's always a bit strange when the pharmacist is a woman, it's like...You know you are going to get laid, she knows it, but it's still uncomfortable, it's not like a guy who would give you a discount and wish you good luck, it's just, weird. Also, $5 for 6 rubbers, day light robbery.

And also, I'm feeling strange today, I've been so horny I've done it three times today, and with my stamina, 3 times accumulates to like an hour+ of activity. At least it's over now....

why is it that every time i beat my dick off, something shitty happens in the future? is it like karma? you enjoy something, but later something happens to your disliking.
i have to take the SAT tomorrow, so i havent done anything all week cuz i think i'll get a bad score on it if i do jack off. maybe its just some mental thing.

but seriously, something always happens that i dont like after i do my business.

At 11/2/07 08:35 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: why is it that every time i beat my dick off, something shitty happens in the future? is it like karma? you enjoy something, but later something happens to your disliking.
i have to take the SAT tomorrow, so i havent done anything all week cuz i think i'll get a bad score on it if i do jack off. maybe its just some mental thing.

but seriously, something always happens that i dont like after i do my business.

Maybe your life is shit. Choking your chicken has nothing to do with it jesus christ.....

this is so disturbingly stupid (even tho i finger myself) BUT THIS...is retarded!!!!!!!!!

At 11/3/07 08:13 PM, MimiNights wrote: this is so disturbingly stupid (even tho i finger myself) BUT THIS...is retarded!!!!!!!!!

You're so much better that us.
Can I have a lock of your hair?