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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 02:41:58

I think I'll join this club!

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 14:36:46

At 9/10/07 12:21 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: ok i was planning to jack off right now, then i read that you did it, and it killed my hard on.
thanks a lot!

Not me, it makes me hard when I read other young boys playing with themselves

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 14:49:57

joining, every1 on newgrounds shuld join.....its truuue

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 16:13:01

At 9/9/07 06:39 PM, Dookiemaister wrote:
At 9/9/07 03:41 PM, milinko959 wrote: I get all of my porn from one single site, it's great.
may i ask were?

youporn.com

It's really amazing. I use it all the time.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 17:10:49

Hey guyz, right hand or left?

Why didn't I join this place earlier?
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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 17:18:32

At 9/10/07 05:10 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: Hey guyz, right hand or left?

Why didn't I join this place earlier?

Generally I use both :o But if I must switch to one, it is always my left. Weird thing is I'm right handed.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 17:48:59

im pwnsom at it

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 17:57:34

I lie on my back and whack off with my right hand and then I spooge onto my chest... you don't want to know what happens after that... -.-

TMI?
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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 18:02:56

At 9/9/07 03:41 PM, milinko959 wrote: I get all of my porn from one single site, it's great.
may i ask were?
youporn.com

It's really amazing. I use it all the time.

Amen to that.

I think I'll join this wonderful club, do I have to do anything?

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 20:49:54

At 9/10/07 05:57 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: I lie on my back and whack off with my right hand and then I spooge onto my chest... you don't want to know what happens after that... -.-

Haha, that made me laugh, though whatever floats your boat is cool with me.

At 9/10/07 06:02 PM, LordCraigus wrote: I think I'll join this wonderful club, do I have to do anything?

Good question...I just started posting one day, so I'd like to know as well.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 21:02:32

At 9/10/07 05:57 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: I lie on my back and whack off with my right hand and then I spooge onto my chest... you don't want to know what happens after that... -.-

TMI?

When I was younger I tried to do a handstand and try and cum in my mouth a few times.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 22:41:25

At 9/10/07 09:02 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/10/07 05:57 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: I lie on my back and whack off with my right hand and then I spooge onto my chest... you don't want to know what happens after that... -.-

TMI?
When I was younger I tried to do a handstand and try and cum in my mouth a few times.

JESUS CHRIST!
now i cant jack off without think of you doing that.
:im giving it up till i forget this crew.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 23:25:48

Mind if I join this faggatory?

I use my right and I always put water on penis or else it really tickles when I fep.

At 9/9/07 10:25 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Men are lucky, you guys have all the cool names for masturbating(wank, fap, jerk...).
Got any names the girls can use?

Playing with putty?


I use smileys when im clinically depressed =3

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 23:42:34

THIS rocks!!!!

a good way to masturbate is using lubricants, such as creams (yeah, the ones that your mom uses to keep her face pretty)

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-10 23:52:59

At 9/10/07 10:41 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: JESUS CHRIST!
now i cant jack off without think of you doing that.
im giving it up till i forget this crew.

The best bit about it is that I enjoyed the taste.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-11 21:29:06

i defanatly wann join

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-11 22:13:00

At 9/10/07 11:42 PM, tano1 wrote: THIS rocks!!!!

a good way to masturbate is using lubricants, such as creams (yeah, the ones that your mom uses to keep her face pretty)

I wanna try that. I'd probably go with the butt or non-descript.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-11 23:24:23

Hot fapping material in my profile

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 03:50:04

I've come to realize I like every form of hentai. Perhaps not get off or wank to all types. I just like looking at them. I like them all from shota,straight shota, futa, yuri, yaoi, ecchi, loli, guro, incest, BDSM, bakunyuu, catgirls, scat, pregnancy, tentacles, rule 34.

Speaking of rule 34, my favourite rule 34 site is down :( Oh well back to hentaipalm. The difference between me and most hentai lovers is that I will never ask for a type of hentai. I would search it myself

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 13:35:47

At 9/12/07 03:50 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I've come to realize I like every form of hentai. Perhaps not get off or wank to all types. I just like looking at them. I like them all from shota,straight shota, futa, yuri, yaoi, ecchi, loli, guro, incest, BDSM, bakunyuu, catgirls, scat, pregnancy, tentacles, rule 34.

man...you scare me....

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 13:40:38

IM JOINING! but im not gonna do anything else for the club


i'm an asshole
this is my asshole page
thats my asshole signature down there

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 15:04:38

At 9/12/07 01:35 PM, tano1 wrote: man...you scare me....

These days being open minded is scary.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 15:28:34

At 9/12/07 03:04 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/12/07 01:35 PM, tano1 wrote: man...you scare me....
These days being open minded is scary.

Believe it or not, I respect you, even if you liked all different types of hentai. It's basically a beautiful form of sexual art portrayed in an animated style. I'm sure plenty of people jerk off to hentai. :/

Damn, that is like the smartest thing I've said all year. XD

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 15:31:26

Hentai is awesome, because it does things that couldn't normally happen in real life.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 15:34:04

At 9/12/07 03:31 PM, milinko959 wrote: Hentai is awesome, because it does things that couldn't normally happen in real life.

Plus, most of the anime girls look clean and most of them don't look ugly. Hentai is just good in my opinion. It's not really awesome..... :/


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 17:29:43

At 9/12/07 03:31 PM, milinko959 wrote: Hentai is awesome, because it does things that couldn't normally happen in real life.

hentai is cool, but i hate the voices. all the girls have the high pitch crap that sounds freaky. also, what they say is stupid. i mean, sometimes they have subtitles and they say something like "your thing is big and warm, im comming" wtf? are they not translating it right or does the japanese dialog suck that much?


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 17:36:24

I have found that pretty much anything translated from Japanese conversation doesn't come out sounded quite right in english. When they do English voice overs is best, with a completely new script.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 18:11:30

well i always have to turn off my sound to keep my hard on.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 18:25:46

At 9/12/07 03:28 PM, Seamonky wrote: Believe it or not, I respect you, even if you liked all different types of hentai. It's basically a beautiful form of sexual art portrayed in an animated style. I'm sure plenty of people jerk off to hentai. :/

You see I don't just toss over it, I admire it.

BTW BABY FUCK BABY FUCK IT'S AWWWWWWRIGHT
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Response to Masturbation Club! 2007-09-12 18:30:39

I figured I'd better ask you guys this.

How exactly do you climax during mastrubation? I get an orgasam, then what? Do I go faster, slower?


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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