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Can i join?
*spray*

At 10/24/03 07:08 AM, HighDefinition wrote:

At 10/23/03 09:38 AM, heckballs wrote: its good to have your gf jack you off also

here's another technique all the members of this club can use..

first, sit on your hands until they start getting numb. Then tug yourself the same way you do each day - and marvel at the results! It feels like someone else is doing it for you ;-)

you fucking copied that from billy connolly bitch, youre not funny, if you have to streal someone else's jokes!!!!!!!!!!im insulted.

At 9/2/07 03:01 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Masturbation is essensial for health. It relieves stress, and makes sad times fun times. It helps us sleep when we're relaxed, being relaxed is essensial for our health, thus masturbation is essesinal for our health.

You sir, are absolutly right about about that. I definitly agree with the relieving stress part since I usually have stress on my back because of my annoying sister. Also, Madmax is also right about Masturbation. :)

At 9/3/07 03:24 PM, wiidude wrote: and it drains of excessive spearm thus making our balls more comfortoble when we walk

Rofl, i've never heard of this problem. You must be a big producer or something.

Okay, awhile back I had blood taken.
When I got home, I was really dizzy, so I lied down, and was fast asleep.....

........I had a really long sex dream...

....I've been thinking of asking to get more blood samples taken.....

......would that be bad for me?

where can I donate blood?

At 10/23/03 09:38 AM, lollercoaster wrote: its good to have your gf jack you off also

Praise Jesus.

I've had two wanks today, just thought I'd bring that to your attention

how come you cant buy porn if your 18 or younger, but you can have sex when your 16?

At 9/9/07 12:34 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: how come you cant buy porn if your 18 or younger, but you can have sex when your 16?

It has become universal for the ideal age for sex at age 18, hence its also obvious that porn stars must be the minimum age of 18. It all fits into place at 18. Only a few countries like the UK get the privilege of sexual intercourse at 16.

In short I don't know

Can I join? I just got through fapping.

lolicon.

It has become universal for the ideal age for sex at age 18, hence its also obvious that porn stars must be the minimum age of 18. It all fits into place at 18. Only a few countries like the UK get the privilege of sexual intercourse at 16.

In short I don't know

16 is the legal age of consent in a lot of states thought. i'm not talking about the whole country (i live in illinois btw, and if indiana's legal age is 16, so...yea)

At 9/9/07 01:18 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: 16 is the legal age of consent in a lot of states thought. i'm not talking about the whole country (i live in illinois btw, and if indiana's legal age is 16, so...yea)

Thanks to handy dandy internet: http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm theres a list. Most are like you said 16.

Thanks to handy dandy internet: http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm theres a list. Most are like you said 16.

oh crap. says traveling citizens have to be 18.

At 9/9/07 01:29 AM, Dookiemaister wrote:

Thanks to handy dandy internet: http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm theres a list. Most are like you said 16.

oh crap. says traveling citizens have to be 18.

That shouldn't affect you, anyway I have some straight shota with my name on it.

So then, what's everyones kink?
I like watching titty fucking.

At 9/9/07 01:45 AM, alicetheDroog wrote: So then, what's everyones kink?
I like watching titty fucking.

I'm not member yet, but I'd have to say... Lolicon is mine.

At 9/9/07 01:45 AM, alicetheDroog wrote: So then, what's everyones kink?
I like watching titty fucking.

I like a bit of everything, straight shotacon, lolicon, feet, incest are to name a few.

Is this fapping club a disguise for posting porn links?

At 9/9/07 07:11 AM, McPaper wrote: Is this fapping club a disguise for posting porn links?

If it is, theses guys can learn so much from me

I get all of my porn from one single site, it's great.

At 9/9/07 03:41 PM, milinko959 wrote: I get all of my porn from one single site, it's great.

may i ask were?

I just had a wank

Men are lucky, you guys have all the cool names for masturbating(wank, fap, jerk...).
Got any names the girls can use?

At 9/9/07 10:25 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Men are lucky, you guys have all the cool names for masturbating(wank, fap, jerk...).
Got any names the girls can use?

not many, maybe pokeing and rubbing, and how do you find wank and fap cool?

At 9/9/07 10:25 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Men are lucky, you guys have all the cool names for masturbating(wank, fap, jerk...).
Got any names the girls can use?

I was talking to some girls and I said men fap, what do they do? and they said SQUISH

At 9/9/07 10:13 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I just had a wank

I just had another

At 9/9/07 11:12 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 9/9/07 10:13 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I just had a wank

I just had another

ok i was planning to jack off right now, then i read that you did it, and it killed my hard on.
:thanks a lot!

At 9/9/07 10:36 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote:

not many, maybe pokeing and rubbing,

Meh.

:and how do you find wank and fap cool?

I meant slang.

At 9/10/07 01:06 AM, alicetheDroog wrote:

At 9/9/07 10:36 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote:

not many, maybe pokeing and rubbing,

Meh.

and how do you find wank and fap cool?

I meant slang.

do you watch gay porn while beating off?