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Hells Yeah. I'm in.

At 8/24/07 12:36 PM, MurtaughLover wrote: I am totally joining. I hope it's okay that I'm a girl.

that's strange...sooooooo......what do we do now?

At 8/25/07 05:44 PM, tano1 wrote: that's strange...sooooooo......what do we do now?

We could talk about techinques on Masterbation but that would be a little bit too personal. :/

Great Idea, I like to join.
I need ad something to my profile, some emblem ?
U have one.>>
btw. I have some good useful movies in profile...:)

Masturbation is great and amusing way of spending free time, cheaper than g/f and hell lass annoying, its like visiting brothel -
Man I'm big fan of this one...:)

Dr M & Magic Pufter ep.1

a masterbation club? does that mean we all hav to join together and wank, cuz im not kwl wif that, unless they are mostly girls?

At 8/29/07 09:42 AM, jarlathmahon1 wrote: does that mean we all hav to join together and wank, cuz im not kwl wif that, unless they are mostly girls?

Yeah, everyone joins together in one room and wanks. That's exactly what happens.

At 8/25/07 11:42 PM, Maskumax wrote: Great Idea, I like to join.

Your in this club Maskumax!

Masturbation is great and amusing way of spending free time, cheaper than g/f and hell lass annoying, its like visiting brothel

I can definitly say that Masterbation releases stress from you. If your having a hard time with something or just literally pissed, just jerk it off. XD

this is the funniest fuckin' thread i've seen on ng, good work. however, i can't participate in any group activities, sorry.

I'd just like to drop by and say FLESH LIGHT!

ill join

can i join? my left nut is exploding with pain because I've been jerking it so much.

Can females join?

At 8/29/07 10:50 PM, blindnil wrote: can i join? my left nut is exploding with pain because I've been jerking it so much.

Sure, you can join this crew. Damn, that must of been fun and painful at the same time. This guy probably jerks off 3 times a day. :p

Can females join?

If the Masterbate, yes....

At 8/30/07 02:45 PM, Seamonky wrote:

Can females join?

If they Masturbate, yes....

Yippie!

......is there an epic sexy quest i must go on to gain membership?

At 8/30/07 03:20 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Yippie!
......is there an epic sexy quest i must go on to gain membership?

No, there isn't a epic sexy quest, you just automatically join and talk about masterbation stuff. Examples would be techniques, gestures, etc. Also, if you don't want to say anything like that, it's fine.

*joins, and mastyrbates, and cums on alice*

woopsie
>_>

At 8/30/07 03:53 PM, ClockworkTrashcan wrote: *joins, and mastyrbates, and cums on alice*

*And misspells "masturbates"*

woopsie

don't sweat it.

>_>

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....anyway, this is my dream vibrator, but I cant afford it, dose anyone know of a good (preferably water proof) vibrator at a decent price?

At 8/30/07 03:59 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: ....anyway, this is my dream vibrator, but I cant afford it, dose anyone know of a good (preferably water proof) vibrator at a decent price?

-A vibrator huh. It kinda looks funny then the other vibrators that you usually see. 7.5 inchs should be pleasing for any woman. :/
-I don't deal with vibrators. XD

At 8/30/07 04:03 PM, Seamonky wrote:

-A vibrator huh. It kinda looks funny then the other vibrators that you usually see. 7.5 inchs should be pleasing for any woman. :/
-I don't deal with vibrators. XD

Well, the one I have now is a 5 inch piece of shit from Spencer's.....$6

At 8/30/07 04:14 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Well, the one I have now is a 5 inch piece of shit from Spencer's.....$6

-5 inch piece of shit. XD
-$6 bucks for a 5 inch vibrator isn't too bad. I can see why the other vibrator that your looking for cost a lot of money since it's got a lot of features to it. :/

At 8/24/07 12:36 PM, MurtaughLover wrote: I am totally joining. I hope it's okay that I'm a girl.

Yaay...*splatter*
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

At 8/30/07 10:19 PM, GoddaM wrote:

At 8/24/07 12:36 PM, MurtaughLover wrote: I am totally joining. I hope it's okay that I'm a girl.

Yaay...*splatter*
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

This is the Masterbation Crew. Not the "Splatter all over me Crew". Masterbation is usually performed by one singles self. It can be performed by mutiple audiences but that's just awful to see. :/

Heh, look what I found.

So we gonna start teaching techniques or whut?

i join!!

hmmm....i do like jacking off...
im in i guess.
:now can we submit porn here?

At 8/31/07 05:09 AM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote: So we gonna start teaching techniques or whut?

You wanna start?

hey i've got a question.
cay you eject, and then do it again?
like multiple orgasms for males.

At 9/1/07 10:30 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: hey i've got a question.
cay you eject, and then do it again?
like multiple orgasms for males.

.....It's different for every guy.

Masturbation is essensial for health. It relieves stress, and makes sad times fun times. It helps us sleep when we're relaxed, being relaxed is essensial for our health, thus masturbation is essesinal for our health.