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im sooo joining this club!!its great lol

I am truely amazed this club stayed online so long. But the reason its so long is all the whines keep posting makes this updated! Truely genius! O and have any of you jerk off and one of your parents come in your room?

I guess i have no choice haha
love my right hand:)

mirokuneo14, ya, it happened recently, dont think they saw anthing, but i think they suspected

At 7/30/06 05:37 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote:

At 10/22/03 09:06 PM, Evil_Possum wrote:

At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!

You ppl are sick! I'm not saying I don't do it, but I don't go bragging about it!

i'm jacking off right now OMG the keyboard!

At 10/22/03 06:47 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

r!!!!

and this is coming from a 19 year old idiot

At 8/2/06 07:37 PM, mirokuneo14 wrote: have any of you jerk off and one of your parents come in your room?

Oh god yes, it was so damn uncomfortable. My dad kinda just turned around and went for a 7 hour walk somewhere : /

look just go into the bathroom turn the shower on hot and say your goin to take a steam bath or somthin like that so you jack then get clean win win

At 8/1/06 04:53 PM, Blue_Block wrote: Q and A. What should I use to rub with? Soap, Hand Lotion. What?

Do NOT use soap, or any sort of detergent, to masturbate with. This includes shampoo, etc. The basicity will eventually make your sensitive skin red and raw. Lotion is good, lube is good, canola oil even works in a pinch...

i herd someone used spit one time so i tryed it its not to bad but you have to keep spitin and i think it eats away at your dick but if thats true then getin blow jobs too oftin will eat it 2 p.s. someone told me that the best thing is to take a thing of vasalean empty it into a contaner mic. it till its like 98f and just fuck it......hard i havent tryed it

At 7/30/06 05:37 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote:

At 10/22/03 09:06 PM, Evil_Possum wrote:

At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!

You ppl are sick! I'm not saying I don't do it, but I don't go bragging about it!

Why would we brag about spending hours a day Masturbating?

Oh yeah, guys, last night I broke my record: 247 Mintues straight masturbation!!!!

JK

sweet im only 52 min.

XLR8, saliva does not eat away at your dick, dont worry. i think the longest i have masturbated for was like and hour and 15 mins. wont tell you the details, but it was good.

YES! Its still going! Yay man yay. Well I must say I have kinda betrayed the club cuz Im in a new contest to see who will go the longest without beatin it...It will go on for months Im afraid so I can't really contribute to the cause my fellows...

im joining

At 8/2/06 07:37 PM, mirokuneo14 wrote: O and have any of you jerk off and one of your parents come in your room?

Yes! That was awful! I had like 0,5 seconds time to zip my boxers back where they s'pose to be and try to make good explanation. :D

hey can i join? one time my sister jumped in the room while i was doing my biz...she never goes in my room anymore,

At 8/27/06 03:23 PM, The-almighty-one wrote: hey can i join? one time my sister jumped in the room while i was doing my biz...she never goes in my room anymore,

And that's bad...?

I will join MASTURBATING is not EVIL

im all in. woohoo!

At 10/25/03 05:38 AM, Alkador wrote:

Justice will shine on those who take it with their hearts...

... and their right hands...

At 8/2/06 07:37 PM, mirokuneo14 wrote: I am truely amazed this club stayed online so long. But the reason its so long is all the whines keep posting makes this updated! Truely genius! O and have any of you jerk off and one of your parents come in your room?

yup... it happened...

So any masturbating techniques :P lolz?

At 8/28/06 04:35 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: So any masturbating techniques :P lolz?

shove a rusty spoon up your ass

At 8/28/06 04:35 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: So any masturbating techniques :P lolz?

Well I am about strechy enough to lick my jolly raancher now. Its satisfying but hard on the back.

lolz I use my hand

At 8/28/06 05:26 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: lolz I use my hand

Ya but that starts to get boring after a while.

Well, there's a banna peel, a latex glove, the double hand.

A Banana peel WTF? Anyway, for my 17th B-day, my friend took me to the nearest Adult stpre and bought me this pink Vagina Tube thing. I must say, it gets the job done but it's a bitch to clean out. D:

Well,how much time you guys takes to have orgasm? It takes usually +-30minutes for me...