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At 5/7/06 08:50 PM, fremen13 wrote: every day three times, morning, afternon, and night!!1

hell yeh

not really

you guys are sick

hey, im not a member yet (i think), but i still think its good to relieve stress. i mean, in iron jawed angels (good movie), which im watching in school, has masturbation of women in it! if masturbation isnt school apporiate, then neither is learning!

At 5/8/06 08:10 PM, thething69 wrote:

hey, im not a member yet (i think), but i still think its good to relieve stress. i mean, in iron jawed angels (good movie), which im watching in school, has masturbation of women in it! if masturbation isnt school apporiate, then neither is learning!

I wich I went to a school like urs. Mine is so sheltered from everything. The only suggesstive thing we've done all year is read Romeo and Juliet out loud. Shakespeare is actually dirtier than most people know. lol

hi all im popcornheads girlfriend heres my lady lips for horny boys dont tell him i was here by the way he add all that stuff for fun. see u all soon boys

i like the picture

At 10/23/03 10:51 AM, Sgt_OBrien wrote: OMFG WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN? WHERE YOU HIGH WHEN YOU MADE THIS?

dude i completly agree with u is the guy who came up with this idea high or wut?
and i will only say this once IF THE CREATOR OF THIS CLUB IS GAY I SWEAR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU BY STRANGLING YOU WITH YOUR OWN BED SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im in......Gimme a min to change my sig...Im finna contribute to the cause....

6 times in the past 24 hours......That holds nothing to my record of 9 times in one sitting...I just left up a bunch of porn on my computer and about every 10 minutes it was fun time again!

Dude I just read through all these damn 45 pages and I must say this club is even greater than I thought...I must answer questions from many pages back about the craziest place Ive done it...Well Im currently in a Competion with one of my good friends Kyle to see who can do it in the most places....So far Ive done it in at least 15 cities throughout Mississippi, about 5 in Texas, once at the top of a moutain in Arkansas, several in Georgia, all over my house, in several of my friends rooms, the back of our band hall, and on our band bus.....He is beating me by several states because he is extreamly rich and was homeschooled until this year so hes been traveling all over the country like every other week with his rich ass parents.... Any way Ive contributed to this fourms cause and hopefully more people will get their asses in here and POST!

im in cuz this is to awsome to pass up

ok funny story i had this really bad tasting tea and it had the strangest effect...long story short 16 times in 5 hours with a full load every time

LOL! THE # OF REPLEIS WAS 1,337 UNTIL NOW! MUHAHAHA

You bum!!! Why the hell did you ruin it?!!?

hahaha i so have to join and bonus points if u can guess what show my sig is from than u know who i masturbate to more than anyone else lol

I won't join, but I will send some pictures. Here is one that will make you fap for a while.

Chick

i'm in, i want to join. nice club huh.......

I Spank the monkey

Im In

aww... god dammit.... im surprised this hasnt been locked.

hey guys..can you give me new techniques....i'm tired on everyday up and down session...i want to have an exploring experience

At 10/22/03 06:47 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

r!!!!

Should be renamed to "I need to get laid club"

At 5/10/06 09:24 AM, dervishneedsadrink wrote: hi all im popcornheads girlfriend heres my lady lips for horny boys dont tell him i was here by the way he add all that stuff for fun. see u all soon boys

Oh thats just disgusting, please put those lips away, and there not even yours anyway, obviously from some education site of some sort.

Excuse me but why are you making fun of threads for no real reason? You were just making fun of a ninja thread and now you are here. If you don't have anything constructive to say then don't say anything at all.

At 7/30/06 06:01 AM, Wombat333 wrote: Excuse me but why are you making fun of threads for no real reason? You were just making fun of a ninja thread and now you are here. If you don't have anything constructive to say then don't say anything at all.

Why are you following me?

At 10/22/03 09:06 PM, Evil_Possum wrote:

At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!

You ppl are sick! I'm not saying I don't do it, but I don't go bragging about it!

I am soooooooooooooo joining this club. Havent read it all yet but I will. lol. I masturbate everyday, sometimes more than once a day, depends on how stressfull work was. If you guys have some good techniques please feel free to let me know. Keep wanking the big meat.

At 5/4/06 08:33 PM, Jickson wrote:

At 4/21/06 09:21 PM, Skizor wrote:

What is the craziest place you've ever masturbated in?

My best friend's 18 year old sisters room

Why are you following me?

I'm not, I just accidently clicked on the same topics as you.

Is it not wierd that your 15 and youve never done it? If your 13 and you do it twice a day then does that make you a freak lolz?

Q and A. What should I use to rub with? Soap, Hand Lotion. What?

46 pages...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do I sign here?

Wow this thread is still goin' after all this time. I kinda left but i'm back now XD

*masturbates*