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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-13 17:17:44

Getting caught @ the masturbation is not fun. :' (

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-13 19:17:08

How much can one club masterbate?

heh wow this club has come along way hehe...

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-16 00:33:54

I prefer to run to the toilet. I can't stand dealing with sticky tissues.

Also, my dad snores really loud....So I know when it's safe. hahaha


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-18 03:39:32

Well, if your dad snores loud, just hope your mom isn't a light sleeper :O

Mind if I join. You know, being 15 means you auto-matically have to beat the meat.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 05:14:08

Hell I'll join.

:*fap* *fap* *fap*


#include <stdio.h>
char*p="#include <stdio.h>%cchar*p=%c%s%c;%cmain() {printf(p,10,34,p,34,10);}";
main() {printf(p,10,34,p,34,10);}

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 07:05:17

hey ill join lol go masturbation!!!

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 07:08:07

sorry bout the double post but i 4got to ask what are we ment to discuss here? like technique? material *cough*porn*cough*? or wot????

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 08:03:51

yes lets discuss the goodness of porn and it's styles. What type of genre of porn do you like ect ect


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 08:16:32

At 6/24/05 08:03 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: yes lets discuss the goodness of porn and it's styles. What type of genre of porn do you like ect ect

ok hmm porn. lesbian is a great genre. also hentai (weird as it is) is gr8 for learning crazy tricks

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 08:29:55

At 6/24/05 08:16 AM, bred_4_abortion wrote:
At 6/24/05 08:03 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: yes lets discuss the goodness of porn and it's styles. What type of genre of porn do you like ect ect
ok hmm porn. lesbian is a great genre. also hentai (weird as it is) is gr8 for learning crazy tricks

no but i like the teen category, young and make a lot more noise.


Between the idea And the reality
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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 08:33:54

At 6/24/05 08:29 AM, fenrus1989 wrote:
no but i like the teen category, young and make a lot more noise.

lol so tru. plus i seem to like smaller boobs better. and teens have small boobs. delicious. lol

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 08:38:00

At 6/24/05 08:33 AM, bred_4_abortion wrote:
At 6/24/05 08:29 AM, fenrus1989 wrote:
no but i like the teen category, young and make a lot more noise.
lol so tru. plus i seem to like smaller boobs better. and teens have small boobs. delicious. lol

we are such pervs. but who cares anything is fine.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 08:40:33

At 6/24/05 08:38 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: we are such pervs. but who cares anything is fine.

yea o well. anything is fine as long as it isnt gays or old ppl.

p.s nothin against gay ppl i just think gay porn is RONG!!!!

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-24 10:34:24

At 6/24/05 08:38 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: we are such pervs. but who cares anything is fine.

Damn right you're pervs.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-26 07:09:14

nooooooo this thread must not diE!!!!!!!

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-26 07:23:27

You're a terrible bumper. The Masturbation Club has always been like this.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-26 07:48:43

At 6/26/05 07:23 AM, -Sappho- wrote: You're a terrible bumper. The Masturbation Club has always been like this.

lol i have no idea what a bumper is

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-26 07:55:34

At 6/26/05 07:48 AM, bred_4_abortion wrote: lol i have no idea what a bumper is

Someone who bumps a topic, perhaps?

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-26 07:56:44

At 10/22/03 06:47 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

i may sound stupid but what the hell is masturbating

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-26 09:43:59

At 6/26/05 07:56 AM, Elfqueen wrote:
At 10/22/03 06:47 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
i may sound stupid but what the hell is masturbating

nice joke lassie. nice joke. every know what masturbating is. you know chocking the chicken, shaving the cat.


Between the idea And the reality
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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-26 09:54:14

Hahah, Fenrus will even give you a demonstration on his webcam if you're a lucky lady.

you've got that right.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-28 16:44:48

IM IN!!!! GO MASTURBATION. LOTIONS, TISSUES, WHITE STUFF YAY!!!!!

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-28 17:06:18

Ooooh, dam pervs, keep yor masturbatin' buseniss to yor own!
I'll pass -_-'

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-29 04:43:58

One time I jerked off in a water bottle and forgot about it. The next day the room smelt like ass.


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-06-29 08:40:41

i'm in i love it!!!

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-07-08 23:54:59

For all those sexy ladies out there who are having trouble taking care of themselves or just need a hand (*wink*) should just give me a holla.

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-07-17 03:16:00

lefty or righty?


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-07-17 03:26:58

At 7/17/05 03:16 AM, JonH2O wrote: lefty or righty?

im left handed at everything but im right handed at wanking. how weird

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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-07-17 03:36:16

why is it, whenever you open a bag of Smiths potato crisps, it always smells like ass?


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Response to Masturbation Club! 2005-07-17 03:47:28

At 7/17/05 03:36 AM, jarrydn wrote: why is it, whenever you open a bag of Smiths potato crisps, it always smells like ass?

i work at the smiths potato crisps factory and i never wash my hands