My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Awesome, one person so far. Keep um cumming baby! (get it, cumming/coming)
At 10/22/03 07:24 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: (get it, cumming/coming)
ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
ahahhahahahahahahah!
ill pass.
At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.
Our hand doesnt count!?!?!?!?! Sonovabitch!!!
At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.
In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!
At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.
Haveing a girlfriend doesn't prevent u from mastarbating.
This is no longer war.....this is cold-blooded murder.
At 10/22/03 11:27 PM, Ravengage wrote:At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.Haveing a girlfriend doesn't prevent u from mastarbating.
your right when shes not around what are you supposed to do
I just think it is kind of sick that you made a club about this. How many people do you really think are going to join this? This is not something you should announce to the world, you know.
OMFG WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN? WHERE YOU HIGH WHEN YOU MADE THIS?
At 10/22/03 09:06 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!
Hey! Can I join? I'm left handed...
Help, I'm trapped inside this guy's signature!
i dont wanna join i just think itd be funny to keep this at the top of the forums
At 10/23/03 09:38 AM, heckballs wrote: its good to have your gf jack you off also
here's another technique all the members of this club can use..
first, sit on your hands until they start getting numb. Then tug yourself the same way you do each day - and marvel at the results! It feels like someone else is doing it for you ;-)
Anthony Mundine has pink gloves.... best FNR4 (PS3) punching bag ever!
people who posted here have broken rules:
ALL CAPS
spam
I bet someone will get banned and this thread locked down.
Interesting club idea, and there I was thinking the sado-masochist club was un odd idea. (But that has been oddly successful) Yeah, this isn't the sorta thing you should have in your profile.
"Head of the Masturbation Club" I can also imagine the advertising.
"Cum join us" That should say it all. LOL...
Soo hmmm,let me get this straight..You made this club because A...You get no girls and prefer your hand..B-Still a virgin and married to palmula..I'll give it a day or 2 before someone shuts this shit down..Wait,do you fuck floppy drives as well?
Interesting how most people who post on this forum have a hand on their level picure. It's just a coincidence but a strange one in a mazzo club...
hey havin a G/F is way better than your right hand
omfg other people are actually posting shit in here i thought i was the only one i did to see how long i could keep this at the top and it seems to be working
my god. this makes me very sad. very sad indeed. and it makes me SICK!
At 10/24/03 05:06 PM, spin_me_around wrote: my god. this makes me very sad. very sad indeed. and it makes me SICK!
I think the whole thing is hilarious!
Don't any of you realize!
This will stay here, as long as people say something!
If I were you guys, I'd rather talk about it with my friends, people who I know. Gaaah, I've said too much...
Justice will shine on those who take it with their hearts...
At 10/25/03 04:07 AM, SeikenSamurai wrote: This is still here?
The more you talk, the longer it will stay.lol
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