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Forum Topic: So it went down like this

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penis-plant

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Posted at: 6/27/08 12:50 AM

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I found out that my sister is a lesbian. My parents are fully saportive of it, but my aunt isnt. My aunt had threatened to tell my grandparents that my sister is a lesbian.

My grandparents know and dont really care.

Well my aunt told them and they were not bothered by it.

Because this didnt satisfy my aunt, she has told my parents that they need to whip my sister into being straight or she will take custody of her.

We had social services come in to check and found no reason why she is unsafe here. When my aunt told the worker that the reason is because my parents are letting my sister be a lesbian, the worker said to not call again unless for a real reason or she will be fined.

well she has told my parents that my sister is going to hell no matter what. She is satan's child.
She then told me on the phone that i am going to hell too for being asociated with a lesbian, and I said "I am a servant of the dark lord. Your soul will be mine!!!! Kill the innocent! Blood feeds the gates of hell. All praise the dark lord!!!"

She went on a rage saying I should never say such things ever again.
So I went on saying 666 and that the dark lord will kill jesus christ and god.

She screamed and hung up.

She came over a few weeks later and threw holy water on me. I went "What the hell?" and said that she needs to uncurse herself by banishing the demon that has cursed her.

I took humor in this and said "Only sleeping on a full moon in a grave yard will undo the curse..but the new curse I have put on you can only be raised by shouting at God for forgveness in a church in the suit of eve, in other words naked.

She told me that I am trying t trick her, and I said "Yes you are correct! The curse will never been lifted!!!"

She screamed in terror and drove off.

We havent heard from her sence, but I did hear about a crazy lady shouting in a church naked a few days ago in the news paper.

CHECK MY BLOG, PENIS HELECOPTER ATTACKS RUSSIAN SPEECH!!
PENIS-COPTER


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Posted at: 6/27/08 12:54 AM

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ROFLCOPTER. I wish I had a lesbian sister, so I could finaly make some money of teh internetz.


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Posted at: 6/27/08 12:58 AM

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At 6/27/08 12:54 AM, yfor4 wrote: ROFLCOPTER. I wish I had a lesbian sister, so I could finaly make some money of teh internetz.

yuck

CHECK MY BLOG, PENIS HELECOPTER ATTACKS RUSSIAN SPEECH!!
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Posted at: 6/27/08 01:01 AM

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Funny,yet true.

Is it?

To be or not to be.

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Posted at: 6/27/08 01:01 AM

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You spelled "supportive" wrong.


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lol i know a few people who are also obsessed with going to church and take it too literally

well i thought it'd put someshit here right?


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Posted at: 6/27/08 01:04 AM

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I really don't beleive this, but it is still as funny as hell. Have you considered comedy as a profession?

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Posted at: 6/27/08 01:06 AM

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Christianity can be carried out way to far.

Speaking of aunts, my ultra-christian one once kidnapped me from my mother, because I had been 'born out of wedlock', and otherwise I would go to hell. She wasn't sent to jail, but... yeah.

Fanatics like this are what drive me away from religious groups. Generally, they take it too fanatically. Except Buddhists. They're awesome, and they're really cool to talk to. If you get the chance, go to one of their temples (which are always awesome) and go to their classes, and listen to them talk.

Back on the post, yeah, just ignore your aunt. She'll figure out something. Or, even better, keep trolling her. Wait outside her house, watch as she calls the cops, and then laugh.

Also, lol, yr sister's a lezbo.


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Posted at: 6/27/08 01:06 AM

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If it has to do with lesbians, it's funny.
Also, the story has a 95% chance of not being true/modified to be more interesting.

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scan of the newspaper?

my myspace im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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Posted at: 6/27/08 01:25 AM

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Been there. My parents tried to kick me out because they thought I was gay. They found out I wasnt and tried to apologise, was pissed that I moved out because I hate people like that, and then I broke their tv and a bunch of valuble things of theres and kicked my father in the nits...

we then had a laugh because this wasnt true


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Oh I so wish that was my aunt, I would go mental-terrorist all up on her fanatic ass. I have no problem with people who have a religion (although I've finally taken up being an Athiest) but some people really need to calm down on the whole subject, nowhere in the Bible (I was once Catholic) does it say anything against gays/lesbiens.

Also, I wonder if there are any Buddist temples in my area, though I don't follow thier religion very closely thier theory of Karma makes sense...sort-of.

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I hate ultra Christians, they're so misguided as to the original message of Jesus and God

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That gave me some nice lulz, you should(Like a previous Ng'er said) troll her house and her, grab a shitload of quarters and leave payphone messages in demonic tongue and what ever you can think of to make he shit bricks.

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Posted at: 6/27/08 01:48 AM

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This is quite the funny story.

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At 6/27/08 01:25 AM, JakFro5t wrote: Oh I so wish that was my aunt, I would go mental-terrorist all up on her fanatic ass. I have no problem with people who have a religion (although I've finally taken up being an Athiest) but some people really need to calm down on the whole subject, nowhere in the Bible (I was once Catholic) does it say anything against gays/lesbiens.

Also, I wonder if there are any Buddist temples in my area, though I don't follow thier religion very closely thier theory of Karma makes sense...sort-of.

dude did you ever look in leviticus
theres like a whole section that says man shouldnt sleep with men and women with women
i dont care
my familys ultra christian and i know stuff i guess


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The dark lord... quality

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Posted at: 6/27/08 04:23 AM

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i know how it is man. crazy ass aunts who are rely overly strong believers. What you do see is put 666 on your palms drop to the ground infront of her and start chantin random jiber jaber. And i doubt your sister would go to hell for that lmao! You know they like it up there just like we do here

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Posted at: 6/27/08 04:29 AM

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GAWD I hate people like that. I'd hate to be living with or be related to one of those kinds of people. It just pisses me off.


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Posted at: 9/1/08 08:09 AM

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WOW your so lucky to have a lesbien sister, Imagine the possiblitys!!!!

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Posted at: 9/1/08 08:12 AM

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At 6/27/08 12:50 AM, penis-plant wrote: I found out that my sister is a lesbian. My parents are fully saportive of it, but my aunt isnt. My aunt had threatened to tell my grandparents that my sister is a lesbian.

Im gonna call bullshit on all of this.

Youre a fucking iidot kid gtfo.

DOWN WITH THE MAN! THE BLACK MAN THAT IS!
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Posted at: 9/1/08 08:16 AM

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i choked laughing to this.

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Posted at: 9/1/08 08:18 AM

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Oh wow, everything is egging me on to homosexuality.

Think of the lols that will ensue!

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Posted at: 9/1/08 08:21 AM

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hilarious, and whether its true or not, I dont care, but it is really good. Ultra fanatics seem easy to annoy. Luckily I, my parents, sisters, grandparents, aunts and uncles are all atheist, so i'm happy.

why? because I can.

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At 9/1/08 08:12 AM, Firesolved wrote: Youre a fucking iidot kid gtfo.

Nice one 'iidot'.
You really made yourself look stupid there, didn't you?

Funny story.

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Your sister is likely grateful that everyone excepts her sexuality except an unimportant member of the family like an Aunt which will remain an on-going gag/joke for years and years.

Then again, that's what would happen if you were telling the truth.


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At 9/1/08 09:07 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Then again, that's what would happen if you were telling the truth.

The power of Christ compels you!

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At 9/1/08 09:09 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 9/1/08 09:07 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Then again, that's what would happen if you were telling the truth.
The power of Christ compels you!

BUT I CAN USE SCIENCE THEORIES TO PROVE RELIGION WRONG!


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At 9/1/08 09:11 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
BUT I CAN USE SCIENCE THEORIES TO PROVE RELIGION WRONG!

!

JUDAS!

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Good story, but obviously fake. =P


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