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the best comeback is when you pull out a gun and see how they react... yeah who's the badass mofo now? me!

At 6/27/08 12:30 PM, PikaRobo wrote:

At 6/27/08 05:31 AM, Xinxinix wrote: I really don't know. For it just comes to me when someone says something. I'll be sure to keep tabs on to them.

Ok, what if someone told you to "Go eat dick"

then you say "Sure, zip down your pants"

At 6/28/08 01:10 AM, FullClip92 wrote: the best comeback is when you pull out a gun and see how they react... yeah who's the badass mofo now? me!

Except for the one person who kicks your ass without even touching the gun.

i know you are but what am i...

it can never fail

unless they use verbs

1. If someone calls you gay, go with it and hit on them till they freak.
2. Someone says a "your mama, or anything with your mama" go (Dude, that comeback is so lame) because it is. reason: been over used too much
3. Someone says "You will never get a girlfriend" say ether "I know, i just fuck them and never call back" or "No, but i have had plenty of boyfriends...big boy"

4. Someone says "You have to be the dumbest person on earth" you say "so then if i kill you, no one will think it was me" or "You might be right, however when did you have time to conduct a world survey of every one's intelegence relative to mine to prove that I am infact, as you have stated, the dumbest person on earth. And where is your work to proove that i am the dumbest person on earth."

5. someone says "i hate you" you say "well i will always love you"

What if someone tells you to go suck a bag of dicks?

uhh. iam back in black !!!!!!!!!!!!

You're bald.
You, sir, are extremely bald.
Who's bald? I think you, sir.
ect, ect.

At 6/28/08 01:30 AM, Sashuno wrote: What if someone tells you to go suck a bag of dicks?

They say "I am not going to act out your sick fantasies"
or
"Id rather just suck yours, it is small enough not to choak me"

'Stop talking to yourself' works sometimes, but that's about the only general one I can think of. Comebacks usually depend on the circumstances. For example, if someone makes a bunch of typos when they insult you, you can just laugh at them. Anyways, here are some generic ones.

Suck my dick. -- Which one?
Go suck a dick. -- Why, is your mom getting tired of you sucking her cock?
You are gay. -- Damn straight. Wanna hit the showers, hot stuff?
I banged your mom last night. -- Was your mom busy, or just having sex with your dog?

That's all I can think of at the moment...

Person 1: Suck my dick!
Person 2: Why, your dad wasn't good enough for ya?

P1: [insert generic insult here that probably makes no sense]
P2: Well i'd love to stay and chat but youre a total bitch. *make stupid face*
Sorry was watchin family guy lol