At 7/25/08 03:05 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote:
Oh they will come.
I recall reading something (probably linked in your sig) about some of the stories from your more wild nights out -- sleeping rough, pissing on a pizza that your friends all ate, etc etc. Some funny stuff :)
Last week I ended up in my own in a pub, slaughtered, and couldn't be arsed to find a toilet. Pissed in a pint glass and hid it. Then when my mates turned up I showed it to them and we left it on a table. Hoping someone was stupid enough to steal a full pint. Of urine!
Haha! Man, I remember at a party one time, some guy pissed in an empty beer can, and then gave it to another guy we knew, and said he didn't want it because it was a bit warm. The guy took it and drank a fair bit, and after a few seconds of contemplation, he said, "this tastes a bit weird". We then proceeded to tell him it was piss. The threw the can of piss at the wall and stormed off.
SO funny ;P
At 7/25/08 05:31 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
That better have been some fucking expensive whiskey or you have some kind of steel liver.
Nah, it was Strongbow and JD. All cheap shit -- but it was my 18th, so I'd brought out about £75, and spent it ALL, and my friends (and even random people) were buying me drinks too. I estimated it to be a total of around £100 worth of alcohol by the end of the night, but it may have been more.
Next day I had mild alcohol poisoning (or so my mum thought), and spent most of it drinking water to try and flush all the booze out of my system, only to immediately vomit pure water straight into the toilet.
It was a hilarious night though ;P