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At 7/15/08 03:25 PM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: how bad does everyone get beer shits?
id say they are the best form of diaoreah, the cramps aren't to bad, and they slip right out, and aren't even that wet,

Yeah I get Beer shits they're ok, better than Headaches and shit I don't get the morning after.
@BBM
Beer shits are basically shits you get after drinking beer, they're like diarrhea, and they smell ike shit with a hint of beer smell. An odd phenomenon indeed :-S I also get beer farts basically the same thing in a fart form.

Beer shits are nothing compared to jager shits. It's not that they're different in form, there's just a lot more of it, and it sneaks up on you. Case in point, last semester at school, I had to rush out of one of my tests most unexpectedly to find the nearest bathroom. Going in I felt ok albeit a bit hung over from the night before, but still good enough for the test and then half way through I felt it with a force. I never drank on a Sunday for the rest of the year because of that.

I'm out of beer right now. I wouldn't be if my girlfriends roomie did't drink all of them, damn it. I was keeping up a pretty good streak of wasted, too. Oh well, this weekend I'm going to drink in the woods with a shit ton of good friends, take off my clothes, canoe race, throw up, etc.

Like this crew.

At 7/15/08 10:50 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: Oh well, this weekend I'm going to drink in the woods with a shit ton of good friends, take off my clothes, canoe race, throw up, etc.

You sound like you'd be an excellent person to get drunk with ;P

CANOE RACE FTW

I was FINALLY able to get drunk last night :) I was helping my girlfriend move into her new apartment. Was about 10 people all together helping out. We moved a few loads of furniture, boxes, etc. to the new place, than came back home and had some pizza and beer. I had a beer and it tasted pretty good.. so I downed a second. Next thing you knew I downed my fourth beer and was feeling pretty good :) The unfortunate thing for me was, my mom was picking me up soon. Hmm... So I get in my mom's car and we drive home, was kinda nervous she'd know, but surprisingly had no idea. I got home and went right to bed. Talk about a close call :P I can't wait till March. I'll be 19 and legal to drink whenever I want :)

At 7/16/08 09:24 AM, UnknownFear wrote: I was FINALLY able to get drunk last night :) I was helping my girlfriend move into her new apartment. Was about 10 people all together helping out. We moved a few loads of furniture, boxes, etc. to the new place, than came back home and had some pizza and beer. I had a beer and it tasted pretty good.. so I downed a second. Next thing you knew I downed my fourth beer and was feeling pretty good :) The unfortunate thing for me was, my mom was picking me up soon. Hmm... So I get in my mom's car and we drive home, was kinda nervous she'd know, but surprisingly had no idea. I got home and went right to bed. Talk about a close call :P I can't wait till March. I'll be 19 and legal to drink whenever I want :)

Good for you. All my friends have been gone since Monday or Sunday I don't know which but they'll be coming back this weekend I think and I'm bored to tears. When they come back we need to do some serious drinking. It's been one and a half weeks since I last was Drunk. Which isn't really so much of a problem. It's more that I'm bored out of my mind and I have to go for another few days without them. I haven't done anything in days because there's no one here to do anything with.
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At 7/16/08 09:24 AM, UnknownFear wrote: So I get in my mom's car and we drive home, was kinda nervous she'd know, but surprisingly had no idea.

She knew.

Trust me.

At 7/16/08 02:33 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: She knew.

Trust me.

Parents are much more perceptive than we give them credit for. A lot of the time they won't say anything, but that doesn't mean they don't know...

Well damn.. I didn't get in trouble or anything.. so I guess that's cool! :)

At 7/16/08 03:01 PM, NEVR wrote: Parents are much more perceptive than we give them credit for. A lot of the time they won't say anything, but that doesn't mean they don't know...

Plus, it's incredibly easy to tell if someone's had a bit to drink, even if they're concentrating on not appearing drunk, in fact, ESPECIALLY if they're concentrating on not appearing drunk.

At 7/16/08 04:40 PM, UnknownFear wrote: Well damn.. I didn't get in trouble or anything.. so I guess that's cool! :)

That's the main thing I guess. Do your parents really not approve of underage drinking or something? Mine were never that fussed really, but then I was always reasonably responsible with my drinking habits (i.e., I never ended up sleeping in a ditch in a pool of my own vomit).

At 7/16/08 07:04 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Plus, it's incredibly easy to tell if someone's had a bit to drink, even if they're concentrating on not appearing drunk, in fact, ESPECIALLY if they're concentrating on not appearing drunk.

LOL -- the funniest thing is the hindsight after you try and appear sober to someone. At the time, you think "yeah, I totally nailed the whole sober act", but afterwards you realise what a tit you must have actually looked. Good times.

You'll probably find that your parents aren't too fussed about the odd spot of underage drinking, as they more than likely were a position very similar to yours 30 years ago or whenever. My mum's told me about how she always used to sneak out to the park to drink with her friends.

I finished my bottle of gin :(

Anybody got any ideas for other spirits I can try? Don't say Southern Comfort, because I can't stand that stuff ;P

At 7/16/08 07:15 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You'll probably find that your parents aren't too fussed about the odd spot of underage drinking, as they more than likely were a position very similar to yours 30 years ago or whenever. My mum's told me about how she always used to sneak out to the park to drink with her friends.

I don't know. I don't really think she cares all that much. If I tell her I'm gonna be drinking with adults, I don't think she would care all that much as long as I wasn't leaving the property. Also, I'm gonna be turning 19 in just under 5 months so I don't think she really cares

Does anyone here love Snakebite and Black? I drank like 4 or 5 pints of it last night. Lovely stuff...

Also I seem to wake up really early and actually feel quite good after a heavy night of drinking. Seems like i'm immune to hangovers (which I thought was impossible) =S

At 7/19/08 05:36 AM, Randominator wrote: Also I seem to wake up really early and actually feel quite good after a heavy night of drinking. Seems like i'm immune to hangovers (which I thought was impossible) =S

How old are you? That used to happen to me when I was about 16-18, and I thought the same as you -- but over the past year or so it's just gotten worse and worse, and I've been getting some pretty evil hangovers. If you're younger, then that's probably slightly more normal... but if you're older, then I'm pretty jealous of your weird immunity to the hangover.

Same, back when I was younger, I never got hangovers, I just threw up violently. I've only thrown up once from alcohol consumption since last september or so, and i've had a lot to drink a lot of times, however, as of late i've had some dead painful hangovers.

I remember an episode of Scrubs where it showed how age affects hangovers the morning after. The girl in her 20s was chipper and awake. The woman in her 30s had her head in her hands and was massaging her temples. The woman in her 40s was still passed out. It's just a normal thing of life.

At 7/19/08 05:36 AM, Randominator wrote: Also I seem to wake up really early and actually feel quite good after a heavy night of drinking. Seems like i'm immune to hangovers (which I thought was impossible) =S

I'm the same way. I drank an excessive amount last New Year's Eve and I felt awful that night. Room spinning, etc. However, the very next morning, I felt perfectly fine.

At 7/15/08 10:51 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/15/08 10:50 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: Oh well, this weekend I'm going to drink in the woods with a shit ton of good friends, take off my clothes, canoe race, throw up, etc.

You sound like you'd be an excellent person to get drunk with ;P

CANOE RACE FTW

I'm flattered. Unfortunately, none of those things happened to me. Some asshole friend that's jealous of me because of my girlfriend and some of his asshole highschool friends (he's like 22) gave my girl a hard time and it spoiled my night. I had fun, but not as much as I really should have.

At 7/21/08 01:53 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: I'm flattered. Unfortunately, none of those things happened to me. Some asshole friend that's jealous of me because of my girlfriend and some of his asshole highschool friends (he's like 22) gave my girl a hard time and it spoiled my night. I had fun, but not as much as I really should have.

What a dick that guy was to give your girl a hard time. Go to his house and shove your thumbs into his eyes till his eyejelly explodes everywhere

At 7/21/08 01:53 PM, HandsomeJake wrote: I'm flattered. Unfortunately, none of those things happened to me. Some asshole friend that's jealous of me because of my girlfriend and some of his asshole highschool friends (he's like 22) gave my girl a hard time and it spoiled my night. I had fun, but not as much as I really should have.

I kinda know that one. I was at a friend's house party one night, and a few of us were mildly taking the piss outta him (as you do when you're with friends -- you make fun of each other). Anyway, he started taking it badly and saying really nasty shit about my girlfriend, and not in a jokey way either, so I gave him a piece of my mind and then left. Bit of a shit night in the end, but he felt pretty crap afterwards from what I was told, and I REALLY dragged it out when he apologised, so it was all good in the end.

polar ice vodka is sooo good

At 7/21/08 05:11 PM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: polar ice vodka is sooo good

Googled it -- nice bottle / packaging, but that obviously has no bearing on the quality of the product, so I can't comment on that aspect considering the fact that I've never tried it. I'm guessing it's not sold in the UK, as I've never seen or heard of it before now.

At 7/21/08 05:35 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 7/21/08 05:11 PM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: polar ice vodka is sooo good

Googled it -- nice bottle / packaging, but that obviously has no bearing on the quality of the product, so I can't comment on that aspect considering the fact that I've never tried it. I'm guessing it's not sold in the UK, as I've never seen or heard of it before now.

lol, its canadian

beer after liqour gets you drunk quicker,
i guess it could always be never sicker, but the second i have a few beers i pass i get alot more fucked weird sicne beer is week

cider after beer makes yer feel queer
beer after cider makes yer arse wider

best said in a west country accent

I belong here! I know I shouldn't, but.. Here's my intro post;

I'm a young kid, in all honesty. I have an older friend who goes to parties occasionally. The first time I ever *really* drank, I got wasted. This wasn't very long ago.. It was funny at first, because we were playing beer pong at a frat party and we owned for the first few games 'till the alcohol started kicking in. I've only recently had drinks with a few kids my age, and I'm surprised at how little it took them to get trashed while I stayed sober throughout the night.

Thankfully, in the past two weeks or so my alcohol tolerance went up. Not really a good thing, I guess. I drink occasionally, but I'm smart and mature about it. I have mental control, and so I usually just get really tipsy at the worst. I've only had a single bad hangover.. Lately alcohol doesn't seem to have affected me as much. I still don't go out of my way to turn into a babbling asshole, of course.

My friend's having a small get-together with an old female friend and some new aquaintances sometime this week, so I'll probably be drinking a bit. Last time I got together with these same kids, they were all loopy within the first five minutes or so.. It was weird, being sober and seeing how much of an ass the kids were. It was all in good fun, though. Didn't go out and break a car window or shit on someone's lawn. (Although it'd be hilarious to see one of those kids shitting and passing out on it)

Think of me as a poster child for the group! :D

At 7/22/08 11:22 AM, Carhenge wrote: Think of me as a poster child for the group! :D

Awesome. Welcome Carhenge :P

At 7/22/08 03:30 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: cider after beer makes yer feel queer
beer after cider makes yer arse wider

best said in a west country accent

I just stay away from cider these days. Bad experience on my 18th.

At 7/23/08 12:06 PM, NEVR wrote: I just stay away from cider these days. Bad experience on my 18th.

Aha. Poor NEVR