I don't know how you can consistently make long posts about practically nothing, Travis, but you did it again. I mean... can't you post when something interesting happens when you're drunk, instead of every time you drink a few beers? Or at the very least, narrow it down? Quality over quantity, man.
Don't take this the wrong way or anything, it's not like I run this club and it's not like I write grade-A quality stuff every time I post something here. I just don't want to have to skip over everything you post here due to it being so drawn out and trivial.
In any case, another weekend with no booze. Good thing is that I believe I'm going to a club next Friday, and we've got a DD, but unfortunately it's the lamest club I've ever been to. Just old people and fat asians everywhere. But the bartenders are good, and the venue is pretty spacious, so there's that.
Also - try the Brass Monkey if you haven't already. Just mix 211 with orange juice. That shit is amazing, just don't add bacardi to it cause that's what I did and it tasted like a King's Cup after that.