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Work was pretty dire today for the first few hours of my shift. Was so hungover. Thankfully one of the girls there made me coffee and fed me jaffa cakes. What a nice lass.
At 2/4/12 09:12 PM, SpamOfCan wrote: sometimes I like to squirt cum into the beer and then drink it.
That's not how you make a White Russian dude.
Never thought I'd say this, but I LOVE RUGBY. Well, I don't really, but when it means my local is selling pretty much all beers for £2 a pint I guess I can appreciate the sport a little more. I also seem to have acquired a new taste for Jagerbombs.
All in all it was a good night. 6 pints of Guinness, 3 Jagerbombs and a vodka Coke which someone so kindly bought me. Bumped into two old school friends that I've not seen in years, played pool with the local punks and was asked to dance by some really creepy old guy...
Only downside is that I didn't pay much attention to the band and that was the whole reason I went out in the first place. Actually can't think of a single song they played besides the two Motorhead ones. Bomber and Ace of Spades.
Oh well. Fun's over. Back to trying and failing to make progress with this coursework.
jesus christ im a lightweight. i felt hammered from 4 tall boys the other night.
if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger
good luck with your bets tonight everyone!
if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger
At 52 minutes ago, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Gonna have a beer later to celebrate the redesign.
I'm going out to dinner soon so I'll be having a few beers as well, with my meal.
At 52 minutes ago, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Also we need to start a campaign for some sort of aura that would suit the likes of us."Beer Drinker" "Alcoholic" and "Drunk" all spring to mind.
That would be pretty cool but I don't know what I would pick. Beer is my main go to drink that I can enjoy whenever but when I really want to do some hard drinking I gotta have my Irish whiskey.
At 2 hours ago, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Also we need to start a campaign for some sort of aura that would suit the likes of us."Beer Drinker" "Alcoholic" and "Drunk" all spring to mind.
Yes. This would be awesome.
Anyway, I need booze. I haven't drank in like three days, not counting the beer I had last night.
Went for some dinner at Wetherspoons earlier (Fish & Chips) and had a pint. Then got home and had a bottle of Bud and then nipped to the shop and bought a four pack of Tiger. Currently enjoying the second of the four right now.
Anyway I'm in for a good week or so. On Tuesday I've got that Valentines day crap I mentioned earlier, then I'm at a party on Friday and some all day charity event thing on Sunday. There'll be A LOT of drinking involved with all three so I can't wait. Seems like ages since I had a big night out. Although in fairness it was probably less than a fortnight ago.
At 10 days ago, Decky wrote: I imagine that would feel pretty nasty, although I always wanted a smiley face on my shaft. Just for the lols really.
My friend knows someone who got a face with an open mouth on the head of his dick so it looked like the face was vomiting whenever he nutted. I think it got infected, though. derp.
Hey guys, I spend Â£32 on Jack Daniels when ever I have enough money & not enough whiskey. I drink a lot of cider when ever I have some spare, I drink a lot of other drinks when available.
I drunk when I'm depressed, I drink when I'm stressed, I drink while happy sometimes & drink with friends or alone.
Do I have a problem?
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At 12 minutes ago, Sense-Offender wrote: You shouldn't drink when you're depressed.
I'll agree with you there. From what I've seen, that only causes more problems than it's worth. To me, drinking should almost always be a social thing and nothing more. It's pretty rare for me to drink any time other than when I'm out with mates. I just don't really see the appeal or need for it.
Last weekend made me really glad I don't drink and drive anymore.
I went to a hotel party thing to watch my friend DJ and drinks were real cheap, like happy hour prices, so I went all out. Not to mention the 8% malt liquor and a half pint of ol' Sailor Jerry I shared on the way there. It was pretty uneventful as far as... uh... hotel parties go, I guess. No hot girls besides the bartenders, not a whole lot of people. But it was free and I paid my friend $2 for gas, so I can't complain.
When we were leaving a car barreled down the street in front of us, slammed on the brakes and tried to do a wide turn. Driver lost control and the car ended up on its side. Police ran up with guns drawn, it was crazy.
Then my friend got pulled over later and had to do a breathalyzer, but passed with 0.01.
At 1 day ago, Dean wrote: I'll agree with you there. From what I've seen, that only causes more problems than it's worth. To me, drinking should almost always be a social thing and nothing more. It's pretty rare for me to drink any time other than when I'm out with mates. I just don't really see the appeal or need for it.
I drink alone, but it is better with good friends.
At A few seconds ago, Sense-Offender wrote:At 1 day ago, Dean wrote: I'll agree with you there. From what I've seen, that only causes more problems than it's worth. To me, drinking should almost always be a social thing and nothing more. It's pretty rare for me to drink any time other than when I'm out with mates. I just don't really see the appeal or need for it.I drink alone, but it is better with good friends.
I'll drink alone occasionally as well, it's nice to just have a couple drinks and relax sometimes. I'll also drink a few beers if I'm having a nice meal like a steak or something. I agree though, drinking is definitely more enjoyable as a group activity.
At 11 hours ago, Sense-Offender wrote: If weed were legal and sold in stores, I'd drink way less often than I do.
Move to California. Medical licenses are so cheap and easy to obtain weed is practically legal.
At 3 hours ago, Rallard wrote:At 11 hours ago, Sense-Offender wrote: If weed were legal and sold in stores, I'd drink way less often than I do.Move to California. Medical licenses are so cheap and easy to obtain weed is practically legal.
Yeah you can get them for so many reasons. Literally going to the doc and saying "I have trouble sleeping" can get you one.
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At 13 hours ago, Luis wrote: I'll also goto bars by myself. Some people find me weird for doing that sometimes, like man, why would you ever go into a bar alone, but actually some of the most interesting conversations ive had have been with people i will probably never see again.
I don't go to pubs on my own often, but if there's a band on that I want to see and nobody wants to go with me, then I might. The only other occasion that I'll enter a pub alone is if my mates go into the nightclub while the pubs are still open, I'll venture into the bar across the road. I don't like clubs unless they're all that's left open.
I agree though, things feel different when you enter a bar alone. I feel more able to start speaking with total strangers and some of them have been quite interesting whilst others have just been down right strange.
Think I might end up visiting a pub I've never been to in a neighbouring town at the weekend. Apparently, they have a jukebox with a pretty good selection for someone with my taste in music. This is the main reason we're going there I think. I've also been told it has a nice atmosphere, a wide range of people and apparently, one of the better located pool tables around here. All the other bars have something obstructing at least one position of their table.
Will be nice to go out this weekend. I've been under so much pressure to get work done this week and the pressure wont be gone until 5pm (or before) tomorrow evening.
I'll go into pubs on my own, but usually just for a meal if I don't feel like cooking, or a quick pint if I want to sit down and read the paper. I agree though, I've had some great conversations with complete strangers. Smokers in the beer garden are often some of the best people in the world!
Â£3.50 for a Jagerbomb? Â£2 for a shot of straight Jager? I'm sure you can guess what option I went for. I really expected straight Jager to taste horrible, but it actually had a not so disgusting taste. Saved me Â£4.50 ordering 3 of them with no Red Bull.
Although the amount of Jager that they actually give you is pretty hilarious. I reckon if I were to spit into a glass there'd be more liquid in it.
I enjoy getting drunk by myself. Sometimes I'll be a loaner and rather than share my beer, just take it home and drink it. I like to just sit down on my couch after 12 AM, watch some TV and drink a six pack of Black Butte Porter. I hardly ever do it, but it's pretty relaxing. Whenever I'm with friends and we're drinking it can be a little stressful at times.
Dear me I think I drank enough to kill a normal man on Sunday. Started at noon with some beers while watching the footy, hit the vodka and lemonade at about four when I went to the casino and then started knocking everything back from 9pm onwards. Went to some random flat at about 1am and drank half a bottle of whiskey before passing out. Only had a bacon sandwich all day as well so their was practically nothing lining my stomach.
At 15 hours ago, Jon4life wrote: watch some TV and drink a six pack of Black Butte Porter.
Black Butte is pretty good, but I've never seen the appeal of it. It's ABV is ridiculously low for a porter, and it doesn't exactly come by cheap... at least where I live. If I had a choice I'd probably choose something else, like Gonzo.
I've also had their 10 year special edition or something like that, I forget what it's called. Anyway the ABV was a lot higher and it literally had the texture of tar, it was disgusting. Totally destroyed my pallet.