I've been trying out different brands of alcohol lately and have been coming up bust lately. First one was a Kiwi flavored vodka which you think would be absolutely delicious, but no, it was complete and udder garbage. Second was 8PM, a blend of Indian and Scotch Whisky, I expected it to be bad based on a price of about $10 for a 750ml, but it would be better used as cleaner than as a tool to get drunk. Third was Cachaca which I expected to be like a high quality rum since it's made from sugarcane juice instead of molasses, but no, it had a terrible taste of tequila and very shitty rum.
The only good things I've bought are Havana club white, a triple sec made in South Africa, and a brandy made in South Africa, and some Agnostra bitters.
One thing that's really good at the end of a meal is the triple sec, could be Cointrue, Grand Marnier, Blue Curacao if you're in a pinch, a couple dashes of Agnostra bitters, and hot water.
Yes I am an old man.