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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 6th, 2011 @ 09:26 AM Reply

I am so joining this club, loving the stories you guys are posting haha, I'll post some of mine every now and then :P

At 1/2/11 08:37 PM, Rawnern wrote: Isn't that a light beer?

Nahh, it's just crappy lager (in a can at least), it's fine from tap though, me and my mates always drink this or Grolsch whenever we go to the bar in my city that serves us haha.

Yea I'm 17 at the time of writing, but it's my 18th birthday in about 5 weeks, buzzin mayyyyte.

So for a subject of discussion, what kind of music do you guys listen to while drinking? I mean as in when you're just chillin at home with the odd drink or two, I do it every now and then, for example I'm currently sipping a glass of Carling while listening to some thrash metal (Lazarus A.D), beer + heavy metal just..works :)

If you're wondering why I'm choosing to drink Carling (not my first choice, I'll say that much) it's because my neighbour came round the other day and randomly gave me a 24 crate of Carling, so that's me sorted for a few weeks :P

Also I recently bought a 24 pack of Desperados (french tequlia flavoured beer), it's probably my favourite drink so far, it's absolutely delicious and quite strong (5.9%).

In fact this leads me to my first story :D

About 3/4 weeks ago I was predrinking with my mates round one of their houses, and I had 4 Desperados (bad idea) and a can of Bud, by the time I got to the city I was pretty drunk, and after we got into this place called Mustard Lounge I managed to get served after a while haha, so I had about 3/4 Coronas and apparently 2 pints of something.

I do not remember ordering any pints, but according to my friend I took the tiniest sip of one, and immediately puked all over myself (new shirt and jeans, lame), and made a bunch of girls scream at me rofl. Apparently the huge bouncer was then shoving me down the stairs and chucked me out with my mate, and the last thing I remember besides leaning against the wall going BLERUEURGEGH is wandering around Norwich looking for a Taxi for 3 hours.

Was a good night, all things considering :P


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 6th, 2011 @ 08:36 PM Reply

At 1/6/11 09:26 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: Also I recently bought a 24 pack of Desperados (french tequlia flavoured beer), it's probably my favourite drink so far, it's absolutely delicious and quite strong (5.9%).

I wouldn't really consider 5.9% to be strong. Most stouts I buy are 9% and over, so yeah. Also... tequila flavored? Sounds gross.

I've never been kicked or thrown up on myself at a bar, though. Good thing you were hammered and don't remember cause that sounds embarrassing.

Yesterday I didn't have shit to do and I was super bored, so I decided to make a dent in my handle of vodka. Unfortunately that little dent turned into way too much, I drank nearly half the bottle, and since I'm a lightweight it fucked me up big time.

I blacked out and woke up with a 2 liter bottle of coke next to me filled to the brim with piss, and I was still drunk. Then I was hungover by about 8 PM, which sucked.

No more drinking by myself, shit sucks.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 7th, 2011 @ 07:58 AM Reply

At 1/6/11 08:36 PM, Rallard wrote: I wouldn't really consider 5.9% to be strong. Most stouts I buy are 9% and over, so yeah.

I say it's strong because we don't get many beers over 5% where I live, but we manage aha.

Also... tequila flavored? Sounds gross.

I thought it would be too but it's actually great, it doesn't really taste like Tequila to me though, just tastes really good, and the aftertaste is nice too.

I've never been kicked or thrown up on myself at a bar, though. Good thing you were hammered and don't remember cause that sounds embarrassing.

It's a first for me, though strangely I'm quite proud for some reason, yea I'm normal :P
I can see it happening again in the coming years, ah well, luckily Norwich has tons of pubs, clubs and bars :D

Unfortunately that little dent turned into way too much

That always happens haha, 'Just one more..'

No more drinking by myself, shit sucks.

Stick to beer for that :P


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 8th, 2011 @ 07:53 AM Reply

i spent enough of the holiday throwing up anyway i didnt miss the booze that much :P

just kidding. but i did pick up a litre of gin for £3 so score
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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 8th, 2011 @ 03:27 PM Reply

At 1/8/11 07:53 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: litre of gin for £3 so score

Who's bathtub was it made in?


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 8th, 2011 @ 07:15 PM Reply

At 1/8/11 07:53 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: i spent enough of the holiday throwing up anyway i didnt miss the booze that much :P

just kidding. but i did pick up a litre of gin for £3 so score

a LITRE for 3 quid? Fuck me sideways what's it made from? Sulfuric acid and the tears of a thousand orphans?


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 02:50 AM Reply

Nah, that's just how cheap drink is in India. A 650ml bottle of Kingfisher Strong (between 6% and 8%) lager has an RRP of 70 rupees, which is about 85 pence. Regular kingfisher has an RRP of 50.

But yeah even I was a bit surprised when the off-license asked me for 200.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 04:04 AM Reply

I'm finding the drinking tales in here quite amusing. Most of you guys are from the U.K. area (don't really know the proper for the whole place including Whales, England, Scotland, and Ireland) so what do you think of American drinkers?

Yeah we have water compared to you (fuck light beers I enjoy Pabst and Sam Adams, shit gets you well plastered) but I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind some tales of under aged drunkenness (I'm 18, you gotta be 21 here) from the states.

Isn't AA about quitting anyway?
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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 05:39 AM Reply

At 1/9/11 04:04 AM, Mason wrote: don't really know the proper for the whole place including Whales, England, Scotland, and Ireland

That would be the United Kingdom.

so what do you think of American drinkers?

I imagine they're much like us. They just have to wait an extra three years before they can legally drink and from what I'm told, they have to put up with really crap beer. "Budweiser - King of Beers" lolno.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 06:43 AM Reply

At 1/9/11 05:39 AM, Dean wrote: from what I'm told, they have to put up with really crap beer. "Budweiser - King of Beers" lolno.

You say that as if the majority of the UK doesn't drink carling, fosters and tuborg.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 07:05 AM Reply

At 1/9/11 06:43 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You say that as if the majority of the UK doesn't drink carling, fosters and tuborg.

As long as I'm not part of that majority, I'm quite happy. None of those beers have ever been all that appealing to me. I've known an American to import Boddingtons Bitter because it's apparently better than the stuff that is on offer in America. I don't know if you've ever tried Boddingtons, but to me it tasted like flat, watered down lager. If that's better than the majority of stuff they have on offer, I can only feel their pain.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 07:37 AM Reply

Some of the most interesting and flavoursome beers I've tried have been american. Yeah, they have their buds and their coors light but that's just because the general public doesn't really care. They have loads of microbreweries and things full of interesting beers.

Also the guy who imports boddies is retarded i agree. Although it doesn't taste like watery lager.... it's just not very good. At all.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 05:56 PM Reply

The widget thing is fun to play with though.

Inspired by Hugh and Oz's new tv show I've decided I'm going to start trying the guest ales at the local pubs more now. I've not really been fond of any of the ales I bought from Lidl back at uni, but nowhere up here does any interesting ciders so why not.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 9th, 2011 @ 11:53 PM Reply

Like I said, can't stand most beers my friends seem to love.

Do love Pabst Blue Ribbon though, loved it before the damned hipsters made it a trendy beer and jacked the price on the shit.

And microbreweries are great, Saranac Lake makes some great stuff and thats all up in the Adirondacks.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 10th, 2011 @ 12:54 AM Reply

Another weekend at the bar, another morning with an empty wallet.

Good thing I don't open tabs or use my debit card, damn.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 10th, 2011 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 1/9/11 02:50 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Nah, that's just how cheap drink is in India. A 650ml bottle of Kingfisher Strong (between 6% and 8%) lager has an RRP of 70 rupees, which is about 85 pence. Regular kingfisher has an RRP of 50.

Hehe rupees...

I just remembered my sister gave me a big arse bottle of Stella Artois for christmas (lol), I'm not really a Stella drinker (mainly my dad and sister) but hey, free alcohol :P Though Stella gets me wrecked and makes me forget things....meh fuck it.

Got some Fosters and Carlings in the porch as well, probably save them for the houseparty soon...or not.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 16th, 2011 @ 10:52 PM Reply

Bought some brews tonight. Build your own six-pack, awww yeah.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 06:37 PM Reply

Drank a half bottle of scotch last night, feel fine after some extended sleep and some food. Ever notice how some booze gives you worse hangovers? I drink pretty much everything straight, but I find rum and beer give me the nastier hangovers.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 11:09 AM Reply

At 1/16/11 10:52 PM, Rallard wrote: Bought some brews tonight. Build your own six-pack, awww yeah.

Damn, if I knew of any 'build your own' type deals around here I'd definitely be straight in there. So many brands that I want to try but I'm always hesitant to buy packs of them in case I don't actually like it in the end.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 06:12 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 06:37 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Drank a half bottle of scotch last night, feel fine after some extended sleep and some food. Ever notice how some booze gives you worse hangovers? I drink pretty much everything straight, but I find rum and beer give me the nastier hangovers.

Vodka tends to give me the worse hangovers for some reason. I'm usually okay with rum and gin, but vodka... ugh...

At 1/19/11 11:09 AM, Dean wrote: Damn, if I knew of any 'build your own' type deals around here I'd definitely be straight in there. So many brands that I want to try but I'm always hesitant to buy packs of them in case I don't actually like it in the end.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome. It usually totals around $15-16 depending on the beers you get, probably less if you go for the cheaper stuff. Yeti was like $3.50, but I love that beer so much that I couldn't resist.

Only have the Yeti and Gonzo left, my two favorite beers. Everything else I got was pretty decent, with the exception of the Oaked Arrogant Bastard -- shit sucked imo. What surprised me most was the Golden Monkey, which I bought simply because it was 9.5% ABV and sounded intense.

But damn it was good, I recommend it.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 11:59 PM Reply

after listeming to all the shit all of you'se get up to when you are hammered i decided to become aprt of this club

for the last week i have been getting blind wasted. all because it was one of my friends b days so all of us got wasted and (although i'm 14) i ended up sleeping with her in front of evrybody. one of my best nights ever


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 20th, 2011 @ 07:19 AM Reply

At 1/19/11 11:59 PM, twistex wrote: for the last week i have been getting blind wasted.
im 14
sleeping with her in front of evrybody

sounds like someones been telling porkies

or lmao seriously that last one's nothing to be proud of

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 24th, 2011 @ 09:23 PM Reply

whatcha all know bout my MISSISSIPPI MUD?

yeah, had to post my beer selection once again

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Jan. 25th, 2011 @ 12:37 AM Reply

So strange occurance, I went to a Norse blot ceremony (no they didn't sacrifice anything). My friend held it to thank Thor and all that, it was kinda cool.

Long story short I drank about six Vikings under the table.

Mead, Wine, Beer (black&tan), and some whiskey.
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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Feb. 1st, 2011 @ 04:16 PM Reply

Back from Vegas, didn't drink as much as I thought I would, also booze was expensive which was no surprise. Managed to score a few drinks while I was playing Ultimate Texas Hold em, mostly Manhattans and beers. Lost about $300 and the dealer wouldn't even cuddle afterward.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Feb. 2nd, 2011 @ 03:40 AM Reply

Anybody ever tried this before? It's my personal favorite so far, I used to be into Jameson a lot until I tried TD.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Feb. 2nd, 2011 @ 03:41 AM Reply

At 2/2/11 03:40 AM, chiefindomer wrote: Anybody ever tried this before? It's my personal favorite so far, I used to be into Jameson a lot until I tried TD.

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Feb. 2nd, 2011 @ 04:00 AM Reply

At 2/2/11 03:41 AM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 2/2/11 03:40 AM, chiefindomer wrote: Anybody ever tried this before? It's my personal favorite so far, I used to be into Jameson a lot until I tried TD.
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Lol you smoke 'Ports, how's the fiberglass treating you?

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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Feb. 2nd, 2011 @ 04:04 AM Reply

At 2/2/11 04:00 AM, Mason wrote: Lol you smoke 'Ports, how's the fiberglass treating you?

It's delicious.


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Response to NG Alcoholics Anonymous Feb. 2nd, 2011 @ 05:26 AM Reply

My name is chris, and i'm an alcoholic. I have been for 2 1/2 years now. In fact, i've just polished off a whole bottle of whine. Tho i really hate it cause it's not red whine.(sauvignon blanc is the brand) and it's 13% and i had to mix OJ with it just to down the whole bottle.

I love whiskey and beer, but unfortunately I don't have any whiskey or beer. Tis a shame. Whiskey and beer make the world go round.