Morals involved with drunk girls

[Hyru]

So, I'm just getting in from a terrible party filled with insanely drunk people who could hardly even communicate. Essentially the party became a baby sitting for those who had driven/ weren't drunk.

So, to veer from the exposition, I'll get to my main point. As I was leaving, this cute girl(she fell into the incoherently drunk crowd) practically dragged me into this bedroom where she then began the whole process of "hooking up", if you will. Now, keep in mind, I'm certainly attracted to this girl...

So, all I'm tasting is remnants of hard liquor and I'm getting a serious overload of spit. She starts taking off my pants and then hers and then wham. Not that she noticed, but I certainly did; someone didn't have a boner. It may be a direct effect of during the foreplay she sat on me and thrusted with the utmost passion and force, thus honestly hurting my penis...

So, here I am, flaccid weiner and all, trying to think of something to get me up. Nope, not happening in the least bit.

So, to wrap up this story, I made up a pretty crappy excuse and hit the road.

Should I be proud, sad, or should I not even sweat it?

[Dropkicked]

I think you should actually be somewhat proud of yourself.

Unlike the rest of us slobs, you actually have a shred of moral fiber.

[Slayer3751]

Eh... She was drunk and not doing very good with the foreplay. Don't feel bad. I don't blame you.

[holy-schat]

eh, its for the best i guess, morally anyway. from the way you wrote that it sounds like you were sober at the time. if you were to have had sex with her thats pretty much taking advantage of her. sure she was the one that started it (i think?) but she doesnt exactly havve too much control over her actions when shes drunk, now does she?

[projecthades]

don't worry about it she was drunk and hurt youre dick if you can actually get hard after getting youre dcik hurt then you must be superman or something cuz that shit hurts

[Sharingan-Devil]

You should be proud, you didn't take advantage of her even though you had the chance to.

Respect.

[Cabbster]

Now its getting hairy, so we're changing the key, never underestimate the power of E

[holy-schat]

At 6/25/08 01:40 AM, Cabbster wrote: Now its getting hairy, so we're changing the key, never underestimate the power of E

wow...thats completely irrelevant to the topic but ok

[Corky52]

At 6/25/08 01:33 AM, Hyru wrote: So, I'm just getting in from a terrible party filled with insanely drunk people who could hardly even communicate. Essentially the party became a baby sitting for those who had driven/ weren't drunk.

Yeah, I think we all know the type of parties that you are talking about whether we have been to them or not.

So, to veer from the exposition, I'll get to my main point. As I was leaving, this cute girl(she fell into the incoherently drunk crowd) practically dragged me into this bedroom where she then began the whole process of "hooking up", if you will. Now, keep in mind, I'm certainly attracted to this girl...

What a situation that you got yourself into. Without reading the entire post yet I'm already sure you did the right thing.

So, all I'm tasting is remnants of hard liquor and I'm getting a serious overload of spit. She starts taking off my pants and then hers and then wham. Not that she noticed, but I certainly did; someone didn't have a boner. It may be a direct effect of during the foreplay she sat on me and thrusted with the utmost passion and force, thus honestly hurting my penis...

Ha, I guess there has to be a funny part to the story, but doesn't sound like you were having very much fun.

So, here I am, flaccid weiner and all, trying to think of something to get me up. Nope, not happening in the least bit.

You poor guy you.

So, to wrap up this story, I made up a pretty crappy excuse and hit the road.

Not exactly what I thought was going to happen.

Should I be proud, sad, or should I not even sweat it?

Well I would say you made the right choice, but it would of been an even better choice if the reasoning behind the reason that you hit the road was that you weren't going to take advantage of a drunken girl instead of you couldn't get erect.

[Alex-Cortes]

Do you guys ever wonder why they even do or even think that way when they are drunk?

[THEJamoke]

Normally I would say you should have hit that ass like an Amish mule driver, but I suppose this time you made a good choice. No telling what she could have had; an STD, a dick, vagina dentata, whatever.

I hope you at least made the most of the situation by doing a Dr. Zoidberg as you made your exit.

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