A recorded meeting of the IPhone team while it was being developed.
"Ok guys. So we all know that the only reason we started making the IPhone was to stick it to women for not dating a bunch of nerds like us. So what can we do to really screw with them and assert that the man is the dominant of the sexes?"
"How about we have a general start up process and if the person puts in that they are female we have a message pop up that says 'get back in the kitchen bitch.' It's effective and to the point."
"No that's too direct. We need something more subtle."
Damn it, I can't use this beta version of the touch screen."
"Well maybe if you cut your nails every once in a while then you could use it. Seriously those things are as grown out as a woman's nail."
"Wait what did you just say? My god, I think I've got a great idea! Listen to this!"
And the rest is history.