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It actually speaks a lot of truth, and I hope will help some of the people on here how to get a girl. Also, I have a "Teh cake is a lie lol" T-shirt, and I've got a girlfriend.

I also lol'd at the references at Jocks being too cool for flowers, and the MGS codec conversations being boring.

Watch and learn here.

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I'm a nerd... but not hopeless. I'd had a few girlfriends in my time.

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Fuck you, Burnzoid. Your profile picture has disturbed me.

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i dont need video (plus i cant see it because of no sound driver)

anyways i have a girlfriend who is hot. so yeah

(plz no thirteen yearold who lies on internets flames, im 15 with nothing better to do while at home)

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I'm not gonna watch it because I'm not a faggot.

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I'm a jock, and yes, I'm way too cool for flowers.

haha.

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At 6/24/08 08:38 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Fuck you, Burnzoid. Your profile picture has disturbed me.

omfg i was curious and went to profile. holy shit that was disgusting.

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Post in the video thread kthx.

Had to be done

What you think is IRRELEVANT.

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Helpful, yet it contradicts its self by being in 16-Bit.

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At 6/24/08 08:39 PM, Tiago11103 wrote:
anyways i have a girlfriend who is hot

Same. looks like he FAILED. :D

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At 6/24/08 08:42 PM, Alukhard wrote: Post in the video thread kthx.

Had to be done

I did it for the lulz:

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I have a friend who has a couple of video game t-shirts, such as "The cake is a lie..." and "BOOM! HEADSHOT"

I should show him this video.

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Thanks for the advice it sure helped me get laid. ven in this short timeframe.

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pretty entertaining.

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At 6/24/08 09:06 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: pretty entertaining.

I think so too.

I did it for the lulz:

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That made some painful sence...

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Where's the one for just plain hopeless?

I feel like this won't help me really.

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meh, it's alright.

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I laughed when they talked about the cake is a lie t-shirt.

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At 6/24/08 08:37 PM, Dekuboy wrote: I'm a nerd... but not hopeless. I'd had a few girlfriends in my time.

Yeah same here, Actually I'm not that bad looking to get a girl.

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Pretty funny.

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At 6/24/08 08:40 PM, Stomer wrote: I'm not gonna watch it because I'm not a faggot.

Likewise, I feel that watching the video has turned me into a faggot.

It was that bad.

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At 6/25/08 10:35 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Where's the one for just plain hopeless?

I feel like this won't help me really.

Remember, you're just looking to get laid.

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At least I got a laugh out of this.

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some nerds dont want girlfriends, who says anyone should have a girlfriend? why dont we make a choice without saying we should get a girlfriend?

is that the only thing in the world?

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Now ask yourself, is this advice for us, your you?

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At 6/25/08 11:36 AM, Toastman7007 wrote: Now ask yourself, is this advice for us, your you?

Not really, I'm not a nerd, and I have a girlfriend.

I did it for the lulz:

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