Illegal Immigrants > American Teens

[THEJamoke]

At least they are TRYING to speak English. For fuck's sakes, you kids were raised with the language and still choose to butcher it something unmerciful.

The next time you get pissed off because Miguel fucked up your order at Burger King, think back to the last time you DIDN'T begin a sentence with "Like, dude, um, so, okay..."

Seriously, 'the fuck is wrong with you? You suck.

[OsAmARaMa]

So true, so true...

[xCookieMonsterx]

Like, um, dude, nobody fucking cares. Beaners, like, suck dude.

[Electric-Bla]

Yo crakah, yoos not be dissen mah speekingz yoos gots that?

[Minty-Hippo]

I hate it to, I am living with a kid who takes chatspeak into real life... for everything.... And even expects us to understand what I CAN HAS DAT CHEEZBURGER? It's like... Yeah... go get some... NO I WANTZ TEH CHEEZEBURGER WIT OUT TEH BURGER... It angrehfaces me when he says TEH! come the fuck on... he is to smart to talk like that... The kid's a programming genius...

[MojoFilter]

Well, you know us whippersnappers. Either we're out doing wheelies on our skateboards or listening to that newfangled Chuck Berry music

[THEJamoke]

At 6/23/08 11:46 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: So true, so true...

Just telling it like it is, my respectable pal of African descent.

[mothballs]

Will you stop insulting America already? We saved your asses in WWII and without it Hitler would have shoved hundreds of frogs up your ass.

[Me-Patch]

They should make kids take a citizenship test when they turn 18.

[austin23cook]

At 6/23/08 11:45 PM, THEJamoke wrote: At least they are TRYING to speak English. For fuck's sakes, you kids were raised with the language and still choose to butcher it something unmerciful.

The next time you get pissed off because Miguel fucked up your order at Burger King, think back to the last time you DIDN'T begin a sentence with "Like, dude, um, so, okay..."

Seriously, 'the fuck is wrong with you? You suck.

u know 90% of ng is teens kinda a pointless thread none of us even say those things anymore now its
"yo,so,hey,...u know,ghet this,"
also stop screwing up ppls burgerking orders and ppl wont get mad were not butchering the language were doing our part to advance it rather than keep it the same if it werent for sland AND spanglish wed still be speaking old english and be using words like naive and wench and grog

[THEJamoke]

At 6/23/08 11:48 PM, mothballs wrote: Will you stop insulting America already? We saved your asses in WWII and without it Hitler would have shoved hundreds of frogs up your ass.

MY FRENCH HERITAGE IS OF NO CONCERN TO YOU, SIR.

[Luis]

dont forget we do the jobs none of you dumb teens want to do.. ie clean shopping malls and mow shit.

[Eddie]

At 6/23/08 11:53 PM, austin23cook wrote: were doing our part to advance it rather than keep it the same.

Oh god. PLEASE keep it the same, or at least, something else than that pile of silliness.

[Digital-Terror]

At 6/23/08 11:48 PM, mothballs wrote: Will you stop insulting America already? We saved your asses in WWII and without it Hitler would have shoved hundreds of frogs up your ass.

Us up here in Canada (eh) were in there way before you were. We would probably have finished it faster if you hadn't suddenly come in and try to take over the entire war. Eh.

[Skilla]

Yea sometimes the thought doesnt count.

[LordZeebmork]

At 6/23/08 11:45 PM, THEJamoke wrote: At least they are TRYING to speak English.

gaaaaahahahaha since when

fuck I don't even live in a big city and almost everything is bilingual

[36Holla]

Damned kids with their high speed internet, and their rap music, and their fancy cars. BACK IN MY DAY, we did cocaine, and listened to hair bands and we were proud of it!

[Dante-Son-Of-Sparda]

At 6/23/08 11:54 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 6/23/08 11:48 PM, mothballs wrote: Will you stop insulting America already? We saved your asses in WWII and without it Hitler would have shoved hundreds of frogs up your ass.

MY FRENCH HERITAGE IS OF NO CONCERN TO YOU, SIR.

shove it you french prick we saved your guy's asses way to many times.

[xCookieMonsterx]

At 6/24/08 12:00 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 6/23/08 11:48 PM, mothballs wrote: Will you stop insulting America already? We saved your asses in WWII and without it Hitler would have shoved hundreds of frogs up your ass.

Us up here in Canada (eh) were in there way before you were. We would probably have finished it faster if you hadn't suddenly come in and try to take over the entire war. Eh.

Thank God the Canadians were at the beaches. What the fuck would we have done without the Canadians. If only we had the Antarticans too. Then we would have been fucking set.

[THEJamoke]

At 6/23/08 11:53 PM, austin23cook wrote: if it werent for sland AND spanglish wed still be speaking old english and be using words like naive and wench and grog

Sounds like fucking HEAVEN.

At 6/24/08 12:21 AM, 36Holla wrote: Damned kids with their high speed internet, and their rap music, and their fancy cars. BACK IN MY DAY, we did cocaine, and listened to hair bands and we were proud of it!

Don't forget those goddam Pokemans. Now I need to go blow another bump of candy. Where did I put my Whitesnake casset?!?!

[LordZeebmork]

At 6/23/08 11:53 PM, austin23cook wrote: if it werent for sland AND spanglish wed still be speaking old english and be using words like naive and wench and grog

I'm going to learn Old Enlgish just so I can yell at the "gangsta" fucktards in my school.

[Madferit]

At 6/23/08 11:48 PM, MojoFilter wrote: Well, you know us whippersnappers. Either we're out doing wheelies on our skateboards or listening to that newfangled Chuck Berry music

Get with the times you geezer. It's that weirdo-hippie James Taylor who is ruining our generation.

[tomato-soup]

I think you need to ease your mind. Come back after you've smoked a blunt.

[Luis]

At 6/24/08 12:36 AM, tomato-soup wrote: I think you need to ease your mind. Come back after you've smoked a blunt.

You should be modedededed

[Kuro]

At 6/23/08 11:56 PM, Luis wrote: dont forget we do the jobs none of you dumb teens want to do.. ie clean shopping malls and mow shit.

...And mod forums...

[mariomusicmaker1]

its all about da laziness man, peeps b to lazeh to enunciate dem words correctly nowahdayz.

[tomato-soup]

At 6/24/08 01:19 AM, Luis wrote:

At 6/24/08 12:36 AM, tomato-soup wrote: I think you need to ease your mind. Come back after you've smoked a blunt.

You should be modedededed

I'm honored, Luis. I would be the first modededederator.

[Kisanil]

At 6/23/08 11:45 PM, THEJamoke wrote: At least they are TRYING to speak English. For fuck's sakes, you kids were raised with the language and still choose to butcher it something unmerciful.

The next time you get pissed off because Miguel fucked up your order at Burger King, think back to the last time you DIDN'T begin a sentence with "Like, dude, um, so, okay..."

Seriously, 'the fuck is wrong with you? You suck.

Come on now, not all of us speak like that. I will agree, but it's for the most part, not everyone.

[Basspro55]

eh as long as they are good people

[b-rod]

At 6/23/08 11:53 PM, austin23cook wrote:

if it weren't for slang AND Spanglish wed still be speaking old English and be using words like naive and wench and grog

Yeah! We would be using words that have real meanings and stuff.