A perfect couple!

[YoungAndWise]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep'a scrollin'...

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

I'm not sexist, so take it easy <3

[KennyD]

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the bad girls live.

[ZachMM]

HAHAHA! That is a really good joke. Nice one.

[LedZabbath]

u laughed so fuckn hard, i sent it to my girlfriend...

my hot girlfriend.

[videogamer0810]

I had a hearty laugh.

[PrivateJoker92]

That was a good one. Lulz aplenty

[Onizero]

Yea your right about that perfect man and I lol'd at the 'Women never listen' part xD

[Electric-Bla]

Ah, to laugh, it is a wonderful thing.

Santa's a carjacker?

[hereforrock]

What are you talking about? I'm perfect....

[YoungAndWise]

To avoid possible flamming for copy-pasta, I admit not writing the joke. I found it on a site while reading some jokes and found this one especially funny, so I decided to share it with you.

[ZeldaFreak701]

Haha, that was actually pretty funny.

[ironeagle233]

omg a joke on ng that was acaully funny

[Kidlazarus]

LOL. Solid joke.

[Champigne]

At 6/23/08 10:11 PM, KennyD wrote: Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the bad girls live.

The same goes for all the bad boys..

[Guest8792]

Wow. That was amazing! Keep 'em coming!

[agustana]

What did you say.

[Guest8792]

At 6/23/08 10:52 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: To avoid possible flamming for copy-pasta, I admit not writing the joke. I found it on a site while reading some jokes and found this one especially funny, so I decided to share it with you.

Aww man... Never mind my last post...

[Sn1p3rX44]

wow. this was fucking great. i sent it to my friend. :]

[TOEZ]

Pretty funny.

[792247]

It's good but no one can be perfect so it was really just toward women.

still hilarious :D

[YoungAndWise]

At 6/23/08 11:03 PM, agustana wrote: What did you say.

I don't know. Why do you ask? I thought there was nothing for you to be upset about, since your gender ended up being the only perfect one. Didn't you see the part where the joke ended?

[emma-existential]

I gladly defied his reason and persisted onward through the text, knowing damn well it was against his wishes.

[luvpuppy]

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus

OH MY GOD santa isnt real?!?!

[YoungAndWise]

At 6/23/08 11:04 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Aww man... Never mind my last post...

Why? Here is a bonus for you:

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes...

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

[PremiereLemon]

That's hilarious xD

[emma-existential]

At 6/24/08 07:03 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

I've witnessed a similar story, though not exactly the same scenario...

[TheNossinator]

Good one, well copy+pasted.

[The-Great-One]

My lol for the day.

[emma-existential]

At 6/24/08 07:07 AM, TheNossinator wrote: Good one, well copy+pasted.

Quotable. :O

[Damian]

Can you post a link to where you're getting those.