DirtySyko, your stories about GameStop remind me of Best Buy or Direct2Drive/Game stop.
One long and one short story really quick and longly.
Best Buy/Geek Squad:
My computer fan is acting funny. I bring it into Best Buy's Geek Squad that I have a warranty with. There's 8 people there, all getting paid. By Best Buy/Geek Squad. One of them surely can fix my computer, yes? Oh, but no. They must ship it to butt fuck midwest somewhere, which they say will take 2 weeks. Whatever, I can go 2 weeks without my computer and the fan is annoying me.
2 weeks go by, and I call up Geek Squad. "Is my computer in?" I ask, to which i get the response "We just shipped it yesterday, it should arrive within 7 days or so." The, fuck. So you're tell me you've had my computer sitting in your back room with just a simple fan problem for 2 weeks, and no one has even attempted to fix it or send it out until yesterday? I'm angry, but I hold back.
Another week and a half goes by or so, and I give another call, wanting a status update. "It just arrived and we don't know, try again tomorrow". I try again tomorrow. "Oh well they haven't had the chance to look at it yet." The fuck? I call again the next day, "Well, the motherboard is shot and the computer doesn't run, so we need to replace it." he says, "How the hell did that happen?" I ask, "Well we got it that way." Fuck you. You did not get it that way, it was perfectly fine, just loud. "How long will this take?" I ask. "Oh about 2 weeks." WONDERFUL I call up the next day, seeing if there was any progress on it, "Nothing has really changed. Oh by the way your hard drive needed to be wiped clean." Oh fuck you. I had the only pictures of my puppy on that. This is what pissed me off the most. Oh, and then he has the balls to tell me it would have cost 150 dollars anyhow. Yeah, go fuck yourself Mr. Minimum wage.
I let up for a week, depressed as I am to be a month now without a computer. I'm forced to masturbate to the Wii internet channel when it was in beta...which wasn't very easy to navigate. I call them up to see if my computer is almost ready. It's not. I call back every, fucking, day, for the next 4 weeks. 4 fucking weeks.
Finally, they tell me they're going to ship back my blank, fan fixed, motherboard replaced computer which has been taken hostage by best buy for so many months. After a week of calling, it's in. I nearly have a heart attack out of shock. They return my baby to me. I hate them for keeping us apart, however I'm also in a state of bliss that my computer is returned to me. I come home, plug her in, start her up...
And I get all my old information. The hard drive wasn't wiped? Oh Best Buy guys, you shit heads. How dare you make me depr- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? The fan starts up. The fan that was supposed to be fixed. Starts up. Loud as a mother fucker. I open it up, look inside, and see they haven't even done so much as to blow the fucking thing out of dust. They had my computer for nearly 3 months, and they haven't even blown the fucking thing out?!
I call them up, furied, demanding I get a new computer from them. At this point they're sick of my voice. They're sick of my calling. They're sick of my number coming up on their caller I.D. They accept. I get a superior computer that's worth 200 dollars more than my past one. I am pleased, however I demand one more favor. I demand they burn my data from my old hard drive to CD's so I may keep my dog pictures. They agree, but say...it will take up to two weeks. I'm moving in a week, and am far too busy to pick them up, so I tell them I'll be in within the next 2 months to pick them up.
A month and a half goes by. I give them a ring, as I am settled in my new house with my mother and dog, now fully grown. I say, "Hi, J-------- P-------- calling, you have some back up disks of mine?", they respond "Hold on a second, let me check."............................."Yea h we threw those out last week."
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I hang up, angered to no extent, and have only gone there once after for my graphics card, which was cheaper there. Geek Squad, don't use, moral of the story.
Direct 2 Drive/Game Stop:
This one will pale in comparison to the last, but it's still ridiculous.
I pre-order Spore creature creator off of D2D right when it's posted, very little info on it. I come back the next day "6/18/08". Oh hell no, not a day after I could simply get it at the store, I think. So I ask for a refund.
"THIS PRODUCT IS NON-REFUNDABLE, AS IT SAYS HERE (Link to WoW for a reason I don't know). I send a scathing email back, saying there was no reason to hold the refund considering it wasn't released yet, I had no download link, no product key, nothing. They send an email back saying they'll refund my card as a "Courtesy". Yeah whatever makes you sleep at night bitch.
So I wake up the 17th, happy as could be. My beloved Creature Creator is getting released. I go to their website, type in my zip code..."This Product Isn't Available Within 100 Miles of You". Wha-..how dare you. How dare you, sir. I call up the store, and they tell me it's being released the 18th. I know it's released today, considering I know basically everything about the game at this point. I call a bunch of other stores, not available at any.
This is more towards released dates. Don't post a release date as when it's being shipped, post it when it's going to be on the shelves. Jesus Christ people.