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At 6/23/08 02:31 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I hear stories from my co-workers about that stuff sometimes, being a janitor and all.

A true example of the kind of jobs you can get after being on newgrounds for a few years.

Yeah, I hate shitting in public toilets. I never do it unless I really, really have to. But my school is the worst. Everybody writing their tags on the wall like "kid (Insert Idiotic Nickname)". And then other people cross them out & you can smell cigarette smoke & there's condom packets and shit everywhere. The floor is always covered with an inch of piss and the urinals are bashed in and stained. There's no soap, no toilet paper, only one working tap, a scratched up, dirty mirror, no lights and nothing to dry your hands with. I hate it.

At my middle school some girl smeared her shit across the toilet room walls.

At my mother's old work place, one of the guys who worked there (who was later fired for stealing money from the till) shat into the toilet brush holder and mashed it up and down with the brush.

At 6/23/08 11:20 AM, Objection wrote: And I thought my school's toilets were crap.

Pun intended.

ZING!
One time I pooped so hard, the water splashed up and soaked my pants.
Really put a DAMPER on my day! XD

At 6/23/08 03:04 PM, CanofRage wrote:

At 6/23/08 11:20 AM, Objection wrote: And I thought my school's toilets were crap.

Pun intended.

ZING!
One time I pooped so hard, the water splashed up and soaked my pants.
Really put a DAMPER on my day! XD

Ohh hahaha I get it. I love you American.

Haha, no. But that does make for a good story.

At 6/23/08 03:20 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Haha, no. But that does make for a good story.

Pun intended?

Last week there was an assembaly about how someone took a shit, right in the middle of the dining hall, after hours.

I lol'd hard, only to realise that was the room we were having the assembaly, and my chair was near the middle.

Our school toilets needed an additional cleaning maid just to get one bathroom in place. In the morning, the toilet is fine and neat. But after two hours, there's basically shit all over the walls.

Additionally, we had another a rest room filled with broken toilets, flooded floors, used condoms, fucking chewed up food, and even shoes sometimes. School-management closed it off for a few weeks because they planned to repair it.

Then the shit burns down to the ground a week before opening.

My school itself isn't that bad.

At my old school, the toilets were a mess. There were paper balls all over the walls, floor and ceiling where people wetted tissue and threw it. The AC was clogged up with the stuff.

Then one day, some kid- we never found out who, threw his shit onto the walls, the ceiling, everywhere. He even wrote n****r, ok, in tippex, then put some shit underneath it. It was pretty hilarious, as a school-wide search was called for, but also really grisly.

Sometimes there are black people in my toilets.

Dude the worst is piss on the toilet paper

in 5th grade some girls shat in our urinals then smeared it on the wall...if i remember right.

At 6/23/08 03:43 PM, Tea wrote: Sometimes there are black people in my toilets.

E.G: Tea

I never use public toilets, I would probably catch something.

At 6/23/08 03:47 PM, Lucy wrote: I never use public toilets, I would probably catch something.

Like gonorrhea

At 6/23/08 03:47 PM, Lucy wrote: I never use public toilets, I would probably catch something.

Me neither. OCD + public toilets = no plz

I once worked in a bar...
To my disgust, when I went to the bathroom, that the bathroom stall wall had been "painted" on. The person had drawn, evidently, with his finger an angry face... with his own feces.

And the thing had dried up.
That had been the crapiest shift in my life.

At 6/23/08 03:58 PM, fli wrote: I once worked in a bar...
To my disgust, when I went to the bathroom, that the bathroom stall wall had been "painted" on. The person had drawn, evidently, with his finger an angry face... with his own feces.

And the thing had dried up.
That had been the crapiest shift in my life.

Eugh, nasty.

At 6/23/08 11:28 AM, Strategize wrote:

At 6/23/08 11:24 AM, squidli wrote:

At 6/23/08 11:20 AM, Strategize wrote: My school is shit.

That's a shit pun.

Oh shit, it is?

Will you shut up with that shit you people?

At 6/23/08 03:46 PM, doberman7 wrote:

At 6/23/08 03:43 PM, Tea wrote: Sometimes there are black people in my toilets.

E.G: Tea

I think doberman might have taken your comment to be offensive.

Once, when I was in high school, I entered the girl's restroom to catch a girl willingly defecating in one of the sinks. She saw me, squealed like no one would ever walk in during it, tried to stop herself and hopped off of the sink. She couldn't quite stop as she struggled to slide her skirt back up. Even when she was rushing past me and out the door, she was... leaking. It was terrible, too. I bolted to the offices, but she was being taken by hand back to the restroom to clean herself up. She was scolded something wicked, as well. Still no clue why she did it, and we didn't see her after that.

She left an interesting trail though. Blocked off two hallways while they cleaned up.

Interesting story Emma, it appears people want more than just toilets now days.

yeah sure...just like this

At 6/24/08 08:02 AM, sirtom93 wrote: Interesting story Emma, it appears people want more than just toilets now days.

I think they're just interested in relieving themselves in fancier bowls, with adjustable taps for easy cleaning.

haha... jeah, you never know with al those freaks here nowadays:P

At 6/24/08 08:05 AM, emma-existential wrote:

At 6/24/08 08:02 AM, sirtom93 wrote: Interesting story Emma, it appears people want more than just toilets now days.

I think they're just interested in relieving themselves in fancier bowls, with adjustable taps for easy cleaning.

Germans have something similar I believe.

At 6/24/08 08:07 AM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 6/24/08 08:05 AM, emma-existential wrote: I think they're just interested in relieving themselves in fancier bowls, with adjustable taps for easy cleaning.

Germans have something similar I believe.

Jeah, holes in the ground;)

Jeah, holes in the ground;)

I believe thats the french.

At 6/23/08 11:22 AM, DgsGaming wrote: You haven't seen anything unitl you've seen wet shit dripping from the ceiling.

how does that happen?