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Posted at: 12/7/08 01:42 PM
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he hasn't played polo.
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Posted at: 12/7/08 01:48 PM
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I don't know if anyone's mentioned it, but lawyer.
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Posted at: 12/7/08 04:59 PM
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So far people have mentioned him not screwing peach 11 times.
Perves.
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Posted at: 12/7/08 06:46 PM
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He never butt raped spongebob squarepants cuming on his head while Mr. Bean masturbates to him on the 31st of December, 12:59 on a sunday, in 1999 one minute away from Y2K That would make the earth go into a Fallout and then make god fuck Betty Crocker in bed with Jimmy Neutron and Bloody Marry at the same time that luigi commits suicide in india on top of a building with Alexander the Great.
Posted at: 12/7/08 06:49 PM
Oh, also with ninjas playing the saxaphone while screwing Nazi Spies while drinking apple juice on a hot summerday on the same day that Newgrounds was Born.
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Posted at: 12/7/08 09:26 PM
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At 10/19/08 11:35 AM, watchin-the-world-91 wrote: he hasent left our fucking screens in the last 20 yrs
That depends on what part of the world you live in.
Posted at: 12/7/08 11:27 PM
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He hasn't stolen my heart.
Send me a message. I promise to listen to whatever you have to say. You guys piss me off sometimes. That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
Posted at: 12/7/08 11:31 PM
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At 12/7/08 10:17 PM, Furryfox wrote: he hasn't had sex with peach yet.
He's just using Peach to get to Toad.
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Posted at: 12/8/08 01:14 AM
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Hasn't had played the piano with peach!
Posted at: 12/13/08 07:17 AM
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Mario hasn't sapped my sentry
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Posted at: 12/13/08 02:10 PM
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I dunno, maybe screwing with peach....
Posted at: 12/13/08 02:11 PM
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At 12/7/08 12:43 PM, JUSTIN-BAILEY wrote: He's never been in a bowling game.
In Mario Party 2, there was a bowling minigame.
The one and only...
Posted at: 12/13/08 06:32 PM
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hasn't been a comedian, has for as i know.
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Posted at: 12/13/08 11:12 PM
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He hasn't been a cop he hasn't been a pizza delivery guy he hasn't been in bermudas triangle he hasn't been a president he hasn't been with Tom Fulp he hasn't been a cameraman he hasn't been an industry worker he hasn't eaten spaghetti Wait... there's something wrong here.
Posted at: 12/13/08 11:13 PM
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He hasn't OD'd on shrooms. Jesus, *he's the fucking man.
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Posted at: 12/14/08 04:18 PM
Ah!And he hasn't been in a gay party.
Posted at: 12/14/08 04:22 PM
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He hasnt done Peach yet =]
Ill make a picture to go here later.
Posted at: 12/14/08 04:49 PM
At 12/14/08 04:22 PM, CutTheCheese wrote: He hasnt done Peach yet =]
Could you stop it?!
Posted at: 12/14/08 04:55 PM
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He hasn't been shit on by a girl getting plowed anally and releasing it on the camra man. Like in Zack and something make a porno.
Posted at: 12/14/08 05:02 PM
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At 6/23/08 04:42 PM, DasUberCow wrote: He hasnt had sex with PEach...
In Super Mario 64, do you really think it was a cake that Peach was gonna give our little moustachio'd plumber?
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Posted at: 12/16/08 01:07 PM
At 12/13/08 07:17 AM, OsQ wrote: Mario hasn't sapped my sentry
Mario sapping my sentry!
Posted at: 12/16/08 02:57 PM
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He hasnt been australian :p or gay or done any actual plumbing in his career or got laid in his entire life or worn anything other than dungarees and a red cap etc, etc
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Posted at: 12/16/08 03:00 PM
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"what hasnt mario done?"
Peach
Posted at: 12/16/08 03:01 PM
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At 12/16/08 03:00 PM, XxDaRkReDxX wrote: "what hasnt mario done?" Peach
your not the first and certainly not the last person to say that.
Send me random shit.
Posted at: 12/16/08 05:55 PM
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he's da best!:D ow and he didnt puked all over bowser!:P (yh i know lame)
Posted at: 12/16/08 05:59 PM
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He has not been in Peach's pants.
I'm talking about official games, so this excludes Rule 34.
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Posted at: 12/16/08 06:04 PM
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a black guy
Posted at: 12/16/08 06:11 PM
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I think He could do something like in a Horror survival for once ... Sure the current setting might not be suiting especially since it was attended for a different age group but if you tried to mess around with It I think you come up with something moderately scary. Not like the Baby bowser in the first yoshi's Island was not a interesting last boss.
Posted at: 12/17/08 02:40 AM
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At 6/23/08 06:28 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Better question: What environment hasn't Sonic run through?
a swamp perhaps?
Posted at: 12/17/08 09:32 AM
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He hasn't managed to be original or fun in recent mario games
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