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why would you kill something you pay for?

At 6/20/08 10:02 PM, Ansel wrote: Tear it to pieces and throw every piece into a fire.

That was very subtle.

Nice.

At 6/20/08 11:39 PM, satanbrain wrote: why would you kill something you pay for?

Prostitute joke.

At 6/20/08 10:03 PM, agustana wrote: Not going to lie, my dad punches the computer when he's angry at me.

I have to punch my computer to get it to turn on.

Throw it onto a freeway into oncoming traffic.

At 6/20/08 10:08 PM, Potempkin wrote: Microwave, with foil strips leading from the metal parts of the hard drive and other metal computers parts to two tubs, on with petrol, and one with nitroglycerin. I'd then turn it on for 5 minutes and 37 seconds, run away, and watch from a distance.

Brainiac's easy microwave recipes FTW.

Anyways, these things cost real money so I'd sell it. But if money were not an issue, I'd slap it onto the next barge to some remote place in Africa where the villagers will probably try to eat it and die of poisoning.

Download every virus to kill it!