What a day

[RedCoin]

So like last night I had a bad allergic reaction and hives were like covering my skin and my face and throat started to swell up so we called an ambulance and the paramedics showed up like 5 minutes later.

I was running around in my yard scratching myself like crazy yelling AHHHHH IT BURNS and the paramedics ran up to me and were like CHILL OUT MOTHA FUCKA, WE NEED TO INJECT YOU WITH SOME ADRENALINE.

By this time the neighbors had all come out to see what the ruckus was about and a croud gathered around me just in time to watch a paramedic tackle me to the ground and jab a needle in my arm.

The adrenaline he injected me with soon surged through my veins and I skyrocketed off the ground and I was like BZZZZIZIZIZIZOOOIZIZNNOINIGIGNGNGGG and began doing laps around my house.

The paramedics could not stop me now, I was now in super human mode. They had to call in the local DNR and brought in a riflemen trained in tranquilizing mooses. "I BROUGHT DOWN SOME BIG GAME IN MY TIME, BUT THIS GAME HERE BE THE HARDEST ONE YET" said the DNR riflemen.

The tranquilizers he shot into me only aggrovated me, and soon I was on a rampage.
Eventually the epinephrine wore off and I passed out in a pool of blood and vomit and woke up in a hospital 3 days later after 7 operations.

Discuss.

[LOLZ1LLA]

Sound like a fun day to me.

[squidli]

I HAVE FOUND A MAJOR DISCREPANCY IN THE STORY!

[Boris-4-U]

I love you.

[RedCoin]

At 6/20/08 02:59 PM, squidli wrote: I HAVE FOUND A MAJOR DISCREPANCY IN THE STORY!

Yeah, but it was 3 days in dog god years so it still counts.
Do you have dogs in america?

[Joshiwa]

So how was the hospital food?

[squidli]

At 6/20/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 6/20/08 02:59 PM, squidli wrote: I HAVE FOUND A MAJOR DISCREPANCY IN THE STORY!

Yeah, but it was 3 days in dog god years so it still counts.

FUCK YOU

[JKMonkey]

don't they inject adrenaline into your heart?

[RedCoin]

At 6/20/08 02:59 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: I love you.

omgf boris
where have you been mister?

At 6/20/08 03:03 PM, JKMonkey wrote: don't they inject adrenaline into your heart?

don't they inject adrenaline into your heart?

[JKMonkey]

At 6/20/08 03:03 PM, JKMonkey wrote: don't they inject adrenaline into your heart?

i mean when someone needs adrenaline, don't they inject it into the persons heart?

200th post

[RedCoin]

At 6/20/08 03:07 PM, Dew wrote: That reminds me, those white stains, on your hospital briefs, those, those are not yours.

LOLOLOOOLOLLOLLOLO

i know

[putzpie]

At 6/20/08 03:07 PM, Dew wrote: That reminds me, those white stains, on your hospital briefs, those, those are not yours.

LOLOLOOOLOLLOLLOLO

They're mine

[AnotherRedCoin]

At 6/20/08 03:11 PM, putzpie wrote:

At 6/20/08 03:07 PM, Dew wrote: That reminds me, those white stains, on your hospital briefs, those, those are not yours.

LOLOLOOOLOLLOLLOLO

They're mine

THEY'RE MINE NOW

[GoreyCrust]

Wait, Wait. There's unprotected computers at Mental Asylums?

[Gatling]

At 6/20/08 03:06 PM, JKMonkey wrote:

i mean when someone needs adrenaline, don't they inject it into the persons heart?

That's pure Hollywood, son. That'll probably have some horrible effects on your body.

[Master-of-pancakes]

sounds like an average day to me