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I stepped right onto some broken glass today and not one singe shard in my foot. (A LOT of broken glass) Im starting to think I might be Jesus. Soon I'll be able to walk on water!!

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At 6/19/08 03:32 PM, bloodthirstypanda wrote: I stepped right onto some broken glass today and not one singe shard in my foot. (A LOT of broken glass) Im starting to think I might be Jesus. Soon I'll be able to walk on water!!

I think you should grab a steak knife and stab your foot just to be sure.

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At 6/19/08 03:32 PM, bloodthirstypanda wrote:

Im starting to think I might be Jesus. Soon I'll be able to walk on water!!
why dont you go walk in the middle of the atlantic ocean

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