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Posted at: 6/18/08 09:09 PM

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Yes... I worshipped a rock about the size of your palm for three weeks.

What did I get out of it?

Nothing.

Now this is why you should never worship.

Ever.

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Posted at: 6/18/08 09:10 PM

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At 6/18/08 09:09 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Yes... I worshipped a rock about the size of your palm for three weeks.

How do you know how big my palms are?

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Posted at: 6/19/08 01:02 AM

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WORSHIP A FUCKING ROCK???
why?

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Posted at: 6/19/08 01:03 AM

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I worshipped a cock

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At 6/18/08 09:11 PM, 666rebel wrote:
At 6/18/08 09:09 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Yes... I worshipped a rock about the size of your palm for three weeks.
How do you know how big my palms are?

He is watching us. All of us. That means he is God.

HOLY FUCK. God is worshiping a fucking rock.

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Posted at: 6/19/08 01:04 AM

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Well he gets points for originality huh fellas.

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Posted at: 6/19/08 01:04 AM

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enjoy burning in hell

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WORSHIP IT FOR YOUR LIFE, AS IT WILL REVEAL ALL!

Aside from jokes, we seriously care so much.

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At 6/19/08 01:03 AM, NickDaPwner wrote: I worshipped a cock

I worshipped a pussy.

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At 6/19/08 01:02 AM, InvisiblePerson wrote: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WORSHIP A FUCKING ROCK???
why?

Same reason at least 2/3's of the world believe there is an omnipotent invisible being in the sky.

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HA!!

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At 6/19/08 01:04 AM, stephenharper wrote: enjoy burning in hell

God must feel jealous.

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At 6/19/08 01:05 AM, robattle wrote:
At 6/19/08 01:03 AM, NickDaPwner wrote: I worshipped a cock
I worshipped a pussy.

I worship myself.

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At 6/19/08 01:03 AM, beeryayghost wrote:
At 6/18/08 09:11 PM, 666rebel wrote:
At 6/18/08 09:09 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Yes... I worshipped a rock about the size of your palm for three weeks.
How do you know how big my palms are?
He is watching us. All of us. That means he is God.

HOLY FUCK. God is worshiping a fucking rock.

Wait.. If he's God, then it would also be correct to assume he is a giant flying spaghetti monster?
I've waited my whole life for this!!
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Posted at: 6/19/08 01:20 AM

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Posted at: 6/19/08 01:21 AM

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I worship rocks all the time, I have like 4 of them...seriously. Every single one of them has a story, and that kind of...help me relax. I don't know why. I have in my pocket a rock I found on the street like 6 years ago.

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well no wonder. youre suppose to worship it for 22 days

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Posted at: 6/19/08 01:39 AM

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At 6/19/08 01:03 AM, NickDaPwner wrote: I worshipped a cock

Was my picture that good?

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Posted at: 6/20/08 05:27 PM

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At 6/18/08 09:09 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Yes... I worshipped a rock about the size of your palm for three weeks.

What did I get out of it?

Nothing.

Now this is why you should never worship.

Ever.

Can have whater u were smoking for that three weeks??

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At 6/19/08 01:03 AM, NickDaPwner wrote: I worshipped a cock

Lmao. I knew someone would do that.

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Posted at: 6/20/08 05:29 PM

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I guess it's as meaningfull as worshipping a god.

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