Real World Memes

[weirDfunK]

At my school people (mostly jocks) keep saying retarded things like:
Rattled (MAN LAST NIGHT I SAW MY MOM AND MY DAD FUCKING I WAS SO RATTLED)
Humnow (I think it started out as saying "calm down" but changed to people literally typing on Facebook walls and shit humnow)
and for some reason they always say EEAHKIDEAHKID really fast.
Now, im not one of those kids who just hates jocks for no reason, but theres maybe one or two really annoying jocks who i cant stand and when they just keep saying the same shit day in and day out it can get on my nerves.
Does anyone else have this sort of stupid shit at there school? :/

[squidli]

SHIMMY.

It's where a fat girl pushes into another fat girl, causing a rippling of fat.
It's horrible.

[Valjylmyr]

Before the year ended, everyone at my school says 'lol' ALL the time.

Literally. Everyone. I was among twelve out of about eight hundred that didn't say it.

[TJoyal]

At 6/18/08 09:03 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Before the year ended, everyone at my school says 'lol' ALL the time.

Same in my school. Except they wouldn't say lol...they had to say LAWL

[weirDfunK]

At 6/18/08 09:02 PM, squidli wrote: SHIMMY.

It's where a fat girl pushes into another fat girl, causing a rippling of fat.
It's horrible.

Haha, thats retarded :P

At 6/18/08 09:03 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Before the year ended, everyone at my school says 'lol' ALL the time.

Literally. Everyone. I was among twelve out of about eight hundred that didn't say it.

Aha, fuck yes man i hate when people say that too!
Sooo annoying.

[yurgenburgen]

At 6/18/08 09:02 PM, squidli wrote: SHIMMY.

It's where a fat girl pushes into another fat girl, causing a rippling of fat.
It's horrible.

I lol'd hard.

For me I basically hate any type of buzz-word that comes into existence. When people start using words/phrases they don't fully understand just because everyone else is using them, that's when I get annoyed.

[Caner]

Theres kids in my school who call other people types of foods! Hey hotdog! Your a banna

[Wimpestguytolive]

"Hey,Spell IHOP and add ness"

damn its annoying

[Achilles2]

One of my friends used to be obsessed with rick-rolling. And the Senior's last-day prank was rick-rolling the whole school.

[Digital-Terror]

Yeah, there's a group of those kinds of kids at my school. You know, those kids who hang out in places they think they're "invisible" to the teachers, and wear hoodies EVERY DAY?

Anyway there's about 3 in that group that don't really like me. As for a certain one, whenever I tell anybody of his pathetic attempts at assaulting or insulting me, they say, "Oh yeah, that little black kid? He's really annoying". He really has no reason not to like me, and he is likely for me to just drop him pretty quickly.

So they aren't really the most liked kids in the school - I would actually say the least liked. You know, those kids who are all like, "Oh, I would quit smoking, but it's way too cool." Yeah, those kids. The kids who inhale those cigarettes they bought with stolen money like they're oxygen.

So you would guess I don't take it seriously. And I don't. He just really pisses me off sometimes, and, well, I don't want to end up paying the hospital bill, I've heard plastic surgery on the face is pretty expensive. Lol.

[Reece97]

Oh god, I hate when people say "Hey dude spell I CUP!"

[weirDfunK]

At 6/18/08 09:09 PM, Caner wrote: Theres kids in my school who call other people types of foods! Hey hotdog! Your a banna

Haha, that is so weird...why do they call them foods? is it supposed to be an insult? or is it just retarded?

I LOL'd

At 6/18/08 09:10 PM, Wimpestguytolive wrote: "Hey,Spell IHOP and add ness"

damn its annoying

Aha what grade is that in?!

[levusbevus]

At 6/18/08 09:09 PM, Caner wrote: Theres kids in my school who call other people types of foods! Hey hotdog! Your a banna

I'm slightly guilty of that. I call someone a donut when they've done something gormless.

[uzi47]

At 6/18/08 09:03 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Before the year ended, everyone at my school says 'lol' ALL the time.

Literally. Everyone. I was among twelve out of about eight hundred that didn't say it.

Yeah, I almost got everyone saying lawl in my school. I got 4chan memes too. Do a barrel roll, and I heard you like mudkips.
They use to say it all the time.

[ParadoxSaint]

"Your mom,"/"That's what she said," nothing imaginative, not unlike 4chan.

[weirDfunK]

At 6/18/08 09:18 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: "Your mom,"/"That's what she said," nothing imaginative, not unlike 4chan.

Aha the most cliche comebacks ever.

EVER!

[AniMetal]

Jaded. people here say owned alot, now people say Jaded in place of the word owned"YOU JUST GOT JADED!", they also say jaded if their referring to something sexual "AW MAN I GOT SO JADED LAST NIGHT"

Plus my friend is name jade, someone misspronounced her name....and thats how the word started.

Now that ithink about it, i'm gonna start using that word online from now on!

[Caner]

At 6/18/08 09:13 PM, weirDfunK wrote:

At 6/18/08 09:09 PM, Caner wrote: Theres kids in my school who call other people types of foods! Hey hotdog! Your a banna

Haha, that is so weird...why do they call them foods? is it supposed to be an insult? or is it just retarded?

I LOL'd

At 6/18/08 09:10 PM, Wimpestguytolive wrote: "Hey,Spell IHOP and add ness"

damn its annoying

Aha what grade is that in?!\

Yea I think it is a insult calling someone a hotdog or something lol. Well I haven't heard them talk about that for awhile, at least half this year.

[Caner]

At 6/18/08 09:18 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: "Your mom,"/"That's what she said," nothing imaginative, not unlike 4chan

People should say your dad then ;P

[Ghost1124]

LOTS of 'your mom" in my school. It's extremely overused and not funny anymore. Infact it's like a habit in my school.

[SineRider]

Some people say salted or sauced when somebody get humiliated. Not sure where those came from.

[jkilbane21]

When people say "Burn!!" or some variation following an insult..

[CommanderQ]

your mom dur hur hur.

[Prinzy2]

My friends and I were talking about picking up girls at the bar, and we started talking about a guy we always meet at the bars, and how he almost picked up a fat one.

Anyways, they were talking about what they told him to do and we came up with some that he should have said. So this was a couple weeks later and we were reminiscing about the blessed event, and were coming up with funny things he could have said.

We got to a point where we were talking about shitting.
One of the pickup lines was,

Him: Hey, you're looking good tonight

Her: Thanks.

Him: Wanna get out of here and shit on me real quick?

Another variation was
Him: Look, you know it, I know it, it's either me or no one, wanna take a shit on me real quick?

And that's how the line "Wanna shit on me real quick?" became a meme for me and my friends.

It's hilarious if used correctly, but if you use it at the wrong time it just kills the mood.

[iMiserable]

The biggest meathead in my school ACTUALLY thinks the word monkey is hysterical.

If we see or learn something on animals He'll giggle like an idiot and say "Haha! Monkeys!"

[robattle]

"SHOCKA" or something. But it was funny at first then stupid, then died by winter break of 2007 at my school.

[Basspro55]

Well I say in america sometimes

[TwistedPersonality]

At 6/18/08 10:34 PM, iMiserable wrote: The biggest meathead in my school ACTUALLY thinks the word monkey is hysterical.

If we see or learn something on animals He'll giggle like an idiot and say "Haha! Monkeys!"

lol monkeys

[Straight-Edge]

Everyone at my school seems to have a minor obsession with camparing themselves/each other to "beasts".

"Man, you were a beast in that last football game"
or
"I totally beasted on that test"