Best punchline (for my new cartoon)

[diamond-armada]

I am trying to think of a decent ending. I want to make a decent enough punchline, so Here's a few Ideas I've got for them

1. Ian: Where the hell is my time?
2. Gordon: OH MY GOD IT'S A TREE! *lots of people start dancing* (highly unlikely this will happen)
3. Ian: There's only one thing we must do... *goes over to Blizzard conference and everything blows up*
4. Gordon: Ian... LOOK! *points at a succubus* I GOT A HOOKER!

Which one do yu guys think would be better? debate on this forum and i will pick the most populer :)

[Objection]

They all sucked.

[speeling]

i got the best ending!
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[Gendo]

Whoa, what?

I fail to see how any of those are funny, perhaps you could give us some context as to how these are in any way punchlines....

[Waterstar]

What was that? That wasn't too good.

[RKthrilla]

At 6/18/08 03:50 PM, elliez3 wrote: i got the best ending!
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hahaha

but seriously they all were terrible.........

[Objection]

Here's one that's better than yours:
I turned it into a paper aeroplane and it got hijacked.
I know it's not amazing, but it's better than your options.

[ScarsRemain]

big fan of random humor, so, the tree thing would be funny if it was random, providing a good wtf moment, but i like the hooker like if it is said funny, like the dude in dodgeball, "i got some hhhhhookers in my room"
2 if random
succubus hooker if just being put there

[Mendou]

Seriously none of them were the least bit funny.....

[diamond-armada]

well basically this is after they've played WoW, it's like the end when they stop playing on it, I'm just thinking what they could say at the end of playing this game.

I mean if they're not good, any suggestions?

[Arbstar]

Number TWO!!!

[diamond-armada]

At 6/18/08 03:53 PM, Arbstar wrote: Number TWO!!!

rofl looks liek number two is declaring victory at this point. we're still going though :)

[lemurcow]

Thye all Suck.

But, NUMBER TWO LOLOLOLOLOL FUNNEH.

[D-XN]

You're trying too hard.

[diamond-armada]

At 6/18/08 03:55 PM, lemurcow wrote: Thye all Suck.

:But, NUMBER TWO LOLOLOLOLOL FUNNEH.

wow, newgrounds sure does seem to take more interest in random humor xP

[djstitchedmouth]

None of those can be good endings. Go back to the drawing boards, think up something that's really funny, then come back here and ask us.

[Whirlguy]

Have the main character winking at the camera, and end the scene with a circle that keeps shrinking.

that one always works.

[ScarsRemain]

dude, credits roll and "what do i do with an extra 15 bucks a month now?" and other random likes such as, but funnier i hope
biased on 2 still

[BrianEtrius]

In the end, both were run over by a truck.

A crappy ending for a crappy movie. Seriously, if you can't come up with a decent punchline and you have to ask people for their opinions, it's not funny.

[yurgenburgen]

This is how it should end:

Ian: Pass me my dessert.
Gordon: Here you go.
Ian: Dude you shat in my pudding.
Gordon kicks the dish of shit into Ian's face and then stamps on his balls.

[Sevkat]

Fuck your cartoon.

[andhination]

Tell us what happened before and then we'll answer.

[reviewer-general]

At 6/18/08 03:49 PM, diamond-armada wrote: 4. Gordon: Ian... LOOK! *points at a succubus* I GOT A HOOKER!

*sings softly to self*

I ain't looking for no head
From some fucking living dead

Dirty ass Frankenhooker
Got no class graveyard strutter
Dirty ass Frankenhooker
Down to kill tonight

[ScarsRemain]

At 6/18/08 04:07 PM, andhination wrote: Tell us what happened before and then we'll answer.

can't spoil it i think, so that is why it's hard (in my opinion)

[yurgenburgen]

You won't escape from us by creating a new thread, diamond-armada.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Do all of them!

[MetalDart]

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[Hacsev]

I will go with #3. I bet the episode is going to be awesome!