I'm terribly bored.

[Leeko]

I had knee surgery yesterday. For all of about a week, I'm going to be contained to my bed. However, I do have things to do. But I cannot make a decision. Thus, I turn to you, Newgrounds. I have in my possession all of the following:

- A laptop with an Internet connection, obviously
- A DVD player with DVDs in another room that I'm not allowed to get up to retrieve, but I'll do it anyway because I'm a badass
- A TV
- A Rubik's cube and a Rubik's Revolution
- Some fart putty that makes fart sounds when you put it in the cup
- 54 books
- A cell phone

That's about it. So I ask you, Newgrounds, what shall I do while I wait for my sister to get home so we can play some WiiPlay?

[SockRape]

masterbate?
then
shave your pubes...thats a good way to pass the time

[TheSouthernTower]

call someone on the phone,and make fart noises with the putty into the phone.

[Mechabloby]

Watch and play submissions inside the NG flash portal? I do that when I'm bored and have nothing else to do - which has been a lot, recently. I usually just play the really old adventure games I used to play when I first visited this site or detective games - I'm a huge fan of the mystery/thriller genre.

[Racoonmario]

Go get some games on your Laptop and kill time or lurk more.

[americanidiot2f]

Browse the internet.

[zerosub0]

terrorize people do things that you wouldn't normally do.

[BrianEtrius]

Read the entire book of War and Peace in one go.
I have yet to see someone do it.

Hey, you said you had a lot of time of your hands.

[Nikenick]

Make a topic on the BBS about your boredom and ask people what you should do..

Oh wait!

[MrFinland]

It is so simple!
Step 1: Pick up the phone and call me so I can tell you how much fun I am having
Step 2: Tolerate me for about a few minutes and end the phonecall
Step 3: Get some paper and a pen
Step 4: Planning my death gives you hours and hours of fun!

[Demonio94]

Jump out the window!

[Mr-Destruction]

Go to wikipeida, and play a little game I like to play when I'm real bored the goal is to find your target in within five clicks starting from a random page:

1. Make up a fun target page on wiki that you desire to use as the goal in this game, we will use this for example: George W. Bush.

2. With your target set, click random article from the english section.

3. Now you must look for one link that you feel would bring you closer to your target link, the one you must find within 5 clicks. If I click "George W. Bush" withing those 5 clicks, I win. If not, I lose. The link may be any link provided on that page. Let's see if I can do it in 5 clicks;

Ok. The first random article I got was "Number, Please?". This sucks, since there really isn't much of an article, or many links to chose. But I have 5 clicks, which I will take in the best order.

1920

20th Century

USA

George W. Bush

Win! I found my target in 4 clicks. Now this can get very fun and creative, try other people like "Hitler", or if you really want to challenge your rationality skills, use something like "Newgrounds" as your target link.

Don't know if you like the idea of that, but I do it sometimes.

[Leeko]

At 6/18/08 02:39 PM, SockRape wrote: masterbate?
then
shave your pubes...thats a good way to pass the time

Much too messy. Plus, I wax. Much better than shaving.

At 6/18/08 02:39 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: call someone on the phone,and make fart noises with the putty into the phone.

He hung up. I don't think he thought it was that funny. I didn't think it was that funny either, to be entirely honest.

At 6/18/08 02:39 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Watch and play submissions inside the NG flash portal? I do that when I'm bored and have nothing else to do - which has been a lot, recently. I usually just play the really old adventure games I used to play when I first visited this site or detective games - I'm a huge fan of the mystery/thriller genre.

I tried that, it got old quick. Not as much fun as it used to be.

At 6/18/08 02:40 PM, Racoonmario wrote: Go get some games on your Laptop and kill time or lurk more.

I don't own this laptop. It would be rather rude to download a bunch of shit onto it.

At 6/18/08 02:41 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Browse the internet.

What fun is that?

At 6/18/08 02:44 PM, zerosub0 wrote: terrorize people do things that you wouldn't normally do.

Things like what? Which people? Remember, I can't leave my room.

At 6/18/08 02:45 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Read the entire book of War and Peace in one go.
I have yet to see someone do it.

Hey, you said you had a lot of time of your hands.

I wouldn't mind that. I don't have a copy of it on me though. Pity. And I never once said I had a lot of time on my hands.

[SCUD14]

I have to have knee surgery soon. I would reccomend a combination of all those items to form a time machine.

[Orange-Jews]

rubiks revolutions are the most annoying god damned things ever.

[Leeko]

At 6/18/08 02:47 PM, Nikenick wrote: Make a topic on the BBS about your boredom and ask people what you should do..

Oh wait!

I already did that. It's proven somewhat entertaining.

At 6/18/08 02:50 PM, MrFinland wrote: It is so simple!
Step 1: Pick up the phone and call me so I can tell you how much fun I am having
Step 2: Tolerate me for about a few minutes and end the phonecall
Step 3: Get some paper and a pen
Step 4: Planning my death gives you hours and hours of fun!

I don't have your phone number.

At 6/18/08 02:50 PM, Demonio94 wrote: Jump out the window!

I can't get out of bed. Plus there's a nightstand blocking the window. And it has shutters. And I'm on the ground floor, so it would be about a foot to the ground.

At 6/18/08 02:50 PM, Mr-Destruction wrote: Go to wikipeida, and play a little game I like to play when I'm real bored the goal is to find your target in within five clicks starting from a random page:

1. Make up a fun target page on wiki that you desire to use as the goal in this game, we will use this for example: George W. Bush.

2. With your target set, click random article from the english section.

3. Now you must look for one link that you feel would bring you closer to your target link, the one you must find within 5 clicks. If I click "George W. Bush" withing those 5 clicks, I win. If not, I lose. The link may be any link provided on that page. Let's see if I can do it in 5 clicks;

Ok. The first random article I got was "Number, Please?". This sucks, since there really isn't much of an article, or many links to chose. But I have 5 clicks, which I will take in the best order.

1920

20th Century

USA

George W. Bush

Win! I found my target in 4 clicks. Now this can get very fun and creative, try other people like "Hitler", or if you really want to challenge your rationality skills, use something like "Newgrounds" as your target link.

Don't know if you like the idea of that, but I do it sometimes.

I've actually done that before with Hitler as the final destination. My best is clicking on two links to get there. I'm quite proud of that.

At 6/18/08 02:52 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I have to have knee surgery soon. I would reccomend a combination of all those items to form a time machine.

I don't have a flux capacitor. Or anywhere (anywhen, excuse me) to go once I built it.

At 6/18/08 02:52 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: rubiks revolutions are the most annoying god damned things ever.

They're not so bad. I enjoyed it for a while, it just got old quick.

[Mr-Destruction]

At 6/18/08 02:58 PM, Leeko wrote: I've actually done that before with Hitler as the final destination. My best is clicking on two links to get there. I'm quite proud of that.

My best was one click, I got Germany as my initial random article.

[MrFinland]

At 6/18/08 02:58 PM, Leeko wrote: I don't have your phone number.

That's Step 1.5: Guess the number!

[Mr-Destruction]

At 6/18/08 03:08 PM, KingOfSanSiro wrote: Do not commit any sins, for thou shall be prevailed to dwell in the eternity of hell if thou do so, rather if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off, for it is better to lose one part of the body than to be thrown upon the wrath of the devil in hell.

So don't jack off?

[Leeko]

At 6/18/08 03:06 PM, MrFinland wrote:

At 6/18/08 02:58 PM, Leeko wrote: I don't have your phone number.

That's Step 1.5: Guess the number!

Umm...I'm going to go with 44.

[Tiki-Dog]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9240 65

:D

[thatoneguyfromDD]

Masturbate.

MASTURBATE LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW.

[Diddy]

Try and chat up some cyber-babes on a chatroom and then feel dejected when it emerges that "18bustyblonde" turns out to be a 12 year old Swedish boy.

The time will just fly by.

[ironeagle233]

post on the bbs all week

[MeatMachine]

MMORPG.

Just make sure it doesn't devour your soul like it has with so many others.

[monkey576468]

masturbate, retrive and watch DVDs,play with rubix cube and then play on Newgrounds all week.

[Kitala]

1. call me because you love me :3
2. you wax?!?!?! O_o rotflz
3. ........................................
........................CALL ME :D

chyea im done

[tarahloveshentai]

You can talk to me.

Then we both wont be bored.

[pigzlord]

i say you go watch a movie, use your laptop, read a book, or call up a friend and talk on your cell phone.

[blahblahblahblah]

I wish I was bad ass.