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I've never had a wet dream because I've fapped every day of my life since I was 11.

Wet dreams are the worst, I had one this morning, had to make my way to the damn shower and put on a new pair of shorts

At 6/18/08 05:09 AM, rifledark1 wrote: Like the title says. I've never experienced a wet dream b4 so yeah.

I'd have to say fapping, because you don't need to have guilty pleasure in your sleep... too.

OK, I had one wet dream once. All what happens is you ejaculate in your sleep out of nowhere. I can't even remember what I was dreaming about, so yeah.

At 6/18/08 12:50 PM, OhThisGuy wrote: Wet dreams are the worst, I had one this morning, had to make my way to the damn shower and put on a new pair of shorts

Well then get a sex change if you dont like a penis+balls+sperm.Ever thought of that?Also i wonder how your parent will react to "Mom dad i dont like it when i have a wet dream,so i want to go get a sex change"

At 6/18/08 01:05 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 6/18/08 12:50 PM, OhThisGuy wrote: Wet dreams are the worst, I had one this morning, had to make my way to the damn shower and put on a new pair of shorts

Well then get a sex change if you dont like a penis+balls+sperm.Ever thought of that?Also i wonder how your parent will react to "Mom dad i dont like it when i have a wet dream,so i want to go get a sex change"

Did I say I didn't like being a male? No. You sound like a politician. I just don't like getting surprises when I wake up, I'd rather ejaculate when I want to and preferably not into whatever I'm wearing.

Masturbating is better. You control the mess.

At 6/18/08 06:02 AM, whatty wrote: I often ask myself this question... NOT

HAHAHA YOUR SO CLEVER, HAHAH I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW.

And honestly, wet dreams.

jacking off is just disgusting.

wet dream because it requires NO energy or work :)

Both, at the same time.

HAHAHA YOUR SO CLEVER, HAHAH I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW.

And honestly, wet dreams.

jacking off is just disgusting.

There's your clue right there, jackin' it is for pervs. Wet dreams are comepletely random.

Wet dreams are crap. Half the time it's nothing that erotic and then you wake up in a pool of your own mess without even experiencing the orgasm properly.

At 6/18/08 05:25 AM, Tugoro wrote: I hate wet dreams becuase I wake up and say FUCK.

Same, LOL! Love wet dreams, they are teh best.

Wet dreams FTW

At 6/18/08 11:36 AM, Dragoonwing wrote:

At 6/18/08 11:32 AM, camobch0 wrote: Whats a wet dream?

A wet dream is when you dream you're having sex. It feels so real in the dream that while you're asleep you come.

No shit... -_-

I've never had a wet dream.

At 6/18/08 02:26 PM, BlueHippo wrote: (lucid dreaming term for Wake Back To Bed, where you wake up 5 hours after going to sleep and go back to bed, supposed to help with lucid dreaming) because they are so clear, and feel so real. , but managed to NOT nut, that was nice, because I still thought I was gettin' sum in my REM state, but didn't wake up having to change my boxers immediately ;P

I wonder if I got good enough at lucid dreaming where I could have a big black dick in my dreams, lolol.

lucid dreaming=controlled dreams? I heard people could do that.... But it requires lots of practice. I bet they dream of having orgies all the time >:)

Fapping...

Never had a wet dream, and besides I think I'm too old for them now anyway. My sex dreams are rather disturbing though.

Most wet dreams are not even remembered, so no.

But as someone who can dream very lucidly, an erotic dream beats all, regardless of waking up in mayonnaise or not.

A quick fap never hurts either.