At 6/18/08 12:38 AM, nuclearmoose919 wrote:
Having an all female-except-for-me orgy on a jet going mach-5, when suddenly it crashes into enemy territory, still naked, me and my bevy of hot chicks start killing everything we see, then when the entire enemy army is dead and I'm the last one standing, I pose dramatically, screaming into the air! That's when I spontaniously combust.
P.S. During the entire sequence, Iron Maiden's "the Trooper" is playing in the backround.
BEST DEATH EVER. nothin can top that....NOTHING
but i dunno mine would be. im having sex with a pair of nymphomaniac twins, when all of a sudden ninja-pirates from space attack me. in retaliation i jump into a specially made gundam which is painted black and red. and expels an aura of black/purple flame, as it glids threw the air destroying the ninja-pirate spaceships. then after the battle because of the sheer awesomeness that took place a time rift opens and vikings blessed with the powers of Sigurd pour threw and the tear my mecha appart. but then zombie jesus comes from hes alternate dimension and gives me the master sword imbued with the power of ragnarok. after an epic battle the gates of hell open but as i move towards the demonic army ready to fight but zombie jesus shoots me in the back with a sub-atomic ray gun powered by the heart of a dragon. i say "why jesus? we need to fight the demons" then he says "no john you are the demon"
then there was none.
gundam sequence: bat country "avenged sevenfold"
viking sequence: final countdown "europe"
and perhaps last ill have: moondance "nightwish"