I was caught...

[BonusStage]

Having sex yesterday, by a random black lady who immediately shielded her child's eyes and drove off as fast a possible.

Basically me and my miss went to the same apartment complex that we always go to, in this one area that's normally barren beyond all get out where we've gone numerous times to mess around......

But only recently we've started having intercourse, in fact this was gonna be the second time, we were primed and ready, hot and horny and then..... not even a minute into the deal i see a car driving up (she's on bottom)

Here was my mind:
"Go straight go straight"
".....oh fuck"
Outloud now:
"THERE'S A CAR GET DOWN"
"OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY'RE PARKING RIGHT NEXT TO US!"

She was all, be cool but the black lady just peered into my eyes and i could see the streetlight reflecting off the rim of the glasses of the little boy she obviously intended to shield the horrible sight from before driving off....

It was an awkward and hilarious next two minutes scrambling, just in case she had done something incredibly drastic like call the cops or what not.

But god damn we were turned on by it, i got shit loads of head that night to make up for it and she took care of herself in the passenger seat while i was driving around the town, good times.

[Objection]

I don't blame the black woman for doing what she did.

[Lucy]

That turned me on, incredibly.

[Mechabloby]

At 6/17/08 04:13 PM, BonusStage wrote: Basically me and my miss

Skybolt-DX?

[Racoonmario]

You could have disturbed the childlike psyche of the little kid. Be ashamed.

[UfaKefe]

Oh wow. At least you guys took care of the rest after.

[WingCommand]

Wait, where's the WIll Smith?

+1 Will Smith

Bonus points, +3 Bel AIr

[illuminatuz]

The boy is problably asking to his mother "what they were doing mom?"

[Objection]

At 6/17/08 04:18 PM, WingCommand wrote: Wait, where's the WIll Smith?

-1 Will Smith

Bonus points, -3,000,000 Bel AIr

Fixed. No need to thank me.

[ChillyCheese-Alt]

A newgrounder? Sex? What?

Arent I funny? and original.

But seriously, I lol'd.

[sketch0587]

At 6/17/08 04:17 PM, UfaKefe wrote: Oh wow. At least you guys took care of the rest after.

Yeah, sadly i couldn't help her too much but i was driving so.......

At 6/17/08 04:14 PM, Lucy wrote: That turned me on, incredibly.

Thanks, i mean srsly, we were so horny the rest of the night and today we're like....... we gotta fuck, we SRSLY GOTTA FUCK, but it's so hard to find good places to just bone in my town since both of our parents are like, OH HI HOW ARE YA

every
2
minutes

[kylexthexpostman]

Ha, that's so awesome.
I can't wait until I start driving.

And fucking in cars, etc.

[Michael]

At 6/17/08 04:15 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 6/17/08 04:13 PM, BonusStage wrote: Basically me and my miss

Skybolt-DX?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

At 6/17/08 04:17 PM, Racoonmario wrote: You could have disturbed the childlike psyche of the little kid. Be ashamed.

haha, YOUR WINK DISGUISES YOUR TRUE INTENT ;)

At 6/17/08 04:19 PM, illuminatuz wrote: The boy is problably asking to his mother "what they were doing mom?"

just cuddling before nap time dear........ just cuddling

[WingCommand]

At 6/17/08 04:20 PM, Objection wrote:

At 6/17/08 04:18 PM, WingCommand wrote: Wait, where's the WIll Smith?

-1 Will Smith

Bonus points, -3,000,000 Bel AIr

Fixed. No need to thank me.

Thank you. No need to welcome me.

[The-evil-bucket]

Does anyone else find it interesting that you don't need to specify "white person", but you need to say "Black person", or "Asian person"?

[Objection]

At 6/17/08 04:25 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Does anyone else find it interesting that you don't need to specify "white person", but you need to say "Black person", or "Asian person"?

People assume that 'person' by itself means 'white person' because the general thought is that there are more white people than black people and Asians.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 6/17/08 04:13 PM, BonusStage wrote: she took care of herself in the passenger seat while i was driving around the town, good times.

Was she wearing her seat belt?

[andhination]

At 6/17/08 04:19 PM, illuminatuz wrote: The boy is problably asking to his mother "what they were doing mom?"

Black kid. He already knew.

[Schizo-Sephy]

When situations involving sex go awry it's usually a turn on. I think it's for everyone. I know it turns me on, but then again violence also makes thing like that even better...

[BonusStage]

At 6/17/08 04:40 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: When situations involving sex go awry it's usually a turn on. I think it's for everyone. I know it turns me on, but then again violence also makes thing like that even better...

Its sad when girls like violence because it normally means they were beat when younger :(

[KIRBYLINK]

Fucking hilarious.

Ares stories aloud on the BBS again? Because this is seriously getting fucking old.

[Schizo-Sephy]

At 6/17/08 04:41 PM, BonusStage wrote: Its sad when girls like violence because it normally means they were beat when younger :(

I'm a dude, my name sounds "girly" though.
I wasn't beaten, but I've had to go to asylums for my violent tendencies...

[BonusStage]

At 6/17/08 04:44 PM, KIRBYLINK wrote: Fucking hilarious.

Thanks

Ares stories aloud on the BBS again? Because this is seriously getting fucking old.

I think they care less now than they did because MOST of people's stories go to their blogs now so most of the clutter is removed, i just took a daring leap and thought MEH, PEOPLE WILL LIKE THIS TOO MUCH, I'LL POST :D

At 6/17/08 04:50 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: I'm a dude, my name sounds "girly" though.
I wasn't beaten, but I've had to go to asylums for my violent tendencies...

hehe, just keep your dick as the primary source of poundage, not your fists ;)

[buddyhead]

random black lady, eh?

[gfoxcook]

At 6/17/08 04:13 PM, BonusStage wrote: But only recently we've started having intercourse, in fact this was gonna be the second time, we were primed and ready, hot and horny and then..... not even a minute into the deal i see a car driving up (she's on bottom)

GODDAMNIT, BONUS. Capitalise your fucking "I"s.

She was all, be cool but the black lady just peered into my eyes and i could see the streetlight reflecting off the rim of the glasses of the little boy she obviously intended to shield the horrible sight from before driving off....

ROTFL! "the horrible sight from [the little boy]".... classic, man. Classic.

You have not lost your storytelling touch ONE FUCKING IOTA.

But god damn we were turned on by it, i got shit loads of head that night to make up for it and she took care of herself in the passenger seat while i was driving around the town, good times.

Mmmmm. Young lust.

At 6/17/08 04:20 PM, sketch0587 wrote: Yeah, sadly i couldn't help her too much but i was driving so.......

Haven't perfected the reach over + one-handed driving yet, eh? #;-}>

Thanks, i mean srsly, we were so horny the rest of the night and today we're like....... we gotta fuck, we SRSLY GOTTA FUCK, but it's so hard to find good places to just bone in my town since both of our parents are like, OH HI HOW ARE YA

every
2
minutes

hahahahahah... ahhh... memories of my 15 year old gf's parents when we were at her house trying to get it on for the first time.

We ended up having to do it outside mostly, in a secluded clearing in some trees and brush where people mostly went to drink and smoke pot away from their houses... but also for.. yeah, the same thing.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING USED CONDOMS WITH YOU, YOU LITTERING BASTARDS.

We never got caught. But the fear of exactly what you described in this thread... was everpresent. And yes... quite hot. #;-}>

[jewdudewtf]

So you didn't "finish your business" in the car then?

[Zetvirus55]

did you have to mention the fact that the woman was black? lol, also that kinda sucks to get caught

[BonusStage]

At 6/19/08 10:31 PM, gfoxcook wrote: GODDAMNIT, BONUS. Capitalise your fucking "I"s.

FUCK OFF GREG, I AM WHO I AM ;D

ROTFL! "the horrible sight from [the little boy]".... classic, man. Classic.

I tell a good true story ;). Even though the little boy may have been all, WHITE PEOPLE IS CRRRAAAAZAAZAZZZZY

You have not lost your storytelling touch ONE FUCKING IOTA.

Haha, have you ever read the shit in my blog? it has all the stuff i've ever written, i wish i could write more though :[

Mmmmm. Young lust.

HAHAHAAHHAAHH BEST QUOTE EVER

Haven't perfected the reach over + one-handed driving yet, eh? #;-}>

Hey man, you've been dating your girl for like, 5 years+, we'll only been active in that sense for like..... a week XD, though we HAD known each other for almost two years and had the tense sexual time basically
the entire time

hahahahahah... ahhh... memories of my 15 year old gf's parents when we were at her house trying to get it on for the first time.

Worst part is that she is 17 and i'm 19 and STILL we have this problem XD

We ended up having to do it outside mostly, in a secluded clearing in some trees and brush where people mostly went to drink and smoke pot away from their houses... but also for.. yeah, the same thing.

HAHAAH DUDE, THAT'D BE SO FUCKIN HOT, kaleigh, we're going to (she signed up recently so she'll probably read this)

TAKE YOUR FUCKING USED CONDOMS WITH YOU, YOU LITTERING BASTARDS.

hahahaah, ok greg, we will :'(

We never got caught. But the fear of exactly what you described in this thread... was everpresent. And yes... quite hot. #;-}>

it just makes it more ..... INVIGORATING :X

[KL3]

At 6/17/08 04:15 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 6/17/08 04:13 PM, BonusStage wrote: Basically me and my miss

Skybolt-DX?

I lol'd. Also, 'twas not her.
It was me! XD

[wickywooster]

Party on my friend! Me and my ex were caught by her sis. The Sis was cool 'bout it though. It cool to be caught. By the right people that is.