5 Hour Energy

[TheWolfe]

Every single day i see these commercials about 5 Hour Energy, about how energy drinks have calories and sugar and guraanue (spelled it wrong!) and how they are so much better. I love energy drinks, because i feel so hyper afterwards, but then when i crash i feel lazy and fat. Have any of you had 5 Hour Energy? Is it a rip off? And are there any other drinks that keep you awake (besides coffee!)?

Commercial

Mock Commercial

5 Hour Energy Vaginas

[HotActionYiffFur]

Only pussies get a buzz of an energy drink. I'm fucking immune to everything on the market.

[pHuXxXB0xX]

caffeine drinks make me sleepy. coffee, jolt, you name it.

caffeine and weed makes me feel like im riding a rollercoaster.

caffeine and alcohol gets me stoked.

idk, caffeine is over-rated and over-hyped by corporate yuppies really.

and ritalin too. crash too quick off that shit =[

[agustana]

Haha, I've seen those at the gas station before and the commercials as well. As long as you believe they're going to give you energy then you're going to feel energetic.

[kylexthexpostman]

At 6/17/08 03:44 PM, TheWolfe wrote: guraanue

Garuine, guarana.

[pHuXxXB0xX]

At 6/17/08 03:52 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 6/17/08 03:44 PM, TheWolfe wrote: guraanue

Garuine, guarana.

guarine. or could be guaranine.

lols.

[TheWolfe]

monster and amp get my all hyper and happy, so should i stick to those or try 5he

[kirbykiller4]

i tried it one day,it was really weird,my stomach got empty in like,15 minutes,and i got really hot(it was only 50 degrees out!),but i did have more energy.

[TheWolfe]

At 6/17/08 03:54 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: i tried it one day,it was really weird,my stomach got empty in like,15 minutes,and i got really hot(it was only 50 degrees out!),but i did have more energy.

what exactly does all of that mean?
and was it worth it?

[americanidiot2f]

It looks unappealing and small. I drink Energy Drinks, not to get HHYYPPERRR, but they taste pretty good, rich in flavor and give you quite a happiness boost.

[SodaPoop]

I saw 80 hour energy at wal mart, no joke

[CaptainBob]

Energy drinks are hella lame...I have never had a need for them.

[COKEHEAD75]

Those 5 hour energy things are a rip off.
They are terribly expensive and they don't work.

[SymbolCymbal]

they do work but they dont give you a buzz they just give you energy...stay up for over 24 hours then have one and youll see they work

[kirbykiller4]

At 6/17/08 03:58 PM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 6/17/08 03:54 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: i tried it one day,it was really weird,my stomach got empty in like,15 minutes,and i got really hot(it was only 50 degrees out!),but i did have more energy.

what exactly does all of that mean?
and was it worth it?

well i wouldnt buy it again,i think its $3.50 a bottle

[SymbolCymbal]

yeah its about the same for a cup of starbucks caramel machiatto grande...my fav

[mothballs]

I guarantee that there will be no positive comments whatsoever in this thread.

[Scooter245]

Well the five hour energy is just bull shit. 5 hours of energy, and thats it dude. After you crash. It just a stupid commercial. Continue drinking Monster, Red Bull... etc just don't drink it fast or you'll be hyper. See I drink a Monster in a timespan of 2 hours. I am fine. Drink it in 5 minutes. I can not stop shaking and I start to freak out and cry cuz I feel like Im going to die

[Winned]

I tried the Extra version of it which is supposed to be like the original but with EXTRA energy. No, complete rip off, didn't taste very good and I didn't feel energetic a little bit, I actually felt sleepy. Although, energy drinks never effected me either. The only time I was affected by energy drinks is when I chugged several.

No, it's not worth it a little bit, I stole mine and I still think it sucked.

[hhcash]

That mock commercial didn't make any sense.

[killergold2]

Can someone say liver cancer? I bet that thing puts more holes in it than anti-freeze

[DemonX123]

I drink rockstar and it only makes me a little more active and awake, not totally hyper, and for some reason energy drinks never make me crash.

[qman1]

heh I've seen 6 hour energy in comercails

[DCorp]

Lulzworthy cock joke.

[RobRob15]

Lucozade is the only energy drink for me

[ironeagle233]

ive tried that stuff before it taste like shit

[Peaceblossom]

I used to frequently drink energy drinks, and 5HE was one of the grossest tasting ones I've ever had, not to mention it only has about half the energy of a monster or amp.

I'd switch to coffee if I were you. It was the best decision of my life.