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Vote for me because I have a bigger penis than the other candidate.

There is this website, with all really stupid things George Bush said...let me find it...

I think it's:

http://www.dubya.com/dubya.htm

not sure though, it's down...hope it's that one...

At 1/8/04 12:29 AM, 70TA wrote:

At 1/6/04 10:17 AM, D2KVirus wrote: So it isn't for blatant hypocracy in the face of the world's media that I kindly noted that Bush is talking out of the orafice that ain't for talkin' wi', son.

Ok, what you said made no sense what so ever.

Of course it didn't. That'd be tantamount to agreeing with me.

And don't get me started on the Secret Service getting worked up over Eminem lyrics?

What the hell does wigga eminem have to do with this? What it comes down to is that all presidents are supposed to be protected, idiot.

So you missed the story in the past month about the Secret Service looking at Eminem for the lyric "I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead" , accusing him of being a threat to yadda yadda yadda sort of like this one?

Doesn't it alarm you when the Secret Service act this way, just in case their milk fed veal goes sour right around Election time? If not, I put forth the notion you're actually a robot.

Protection, bollocks. And I am still waiting for a valid reason for Bush to have more security than Clinton, Bush I, or Reagan - isn't that a bit excessive? Christ, bringing them to the UK, where a Premier has never been assassinated and a member of the Royal Family not murdered since the 15th Century (c/o Richard III). A much better record than the "protection" offered to Lincoln, McKinley and Kennedy - the last a direct effect of the Secret Service looking into some Buddy Holly demos, no doubt...

"That guy is a major league assshole"
Something Bush said when he thought his mike was off LOL

At 1/8/04 11:22 AM, JamsterBoyoRock wrote: "That guy is a major league assshole"
Something Bush said when he thought his mike was off LOL

You realize he was refering to the reporter who kept getting John Rocker in trouble, right?

Vote for me, cuz im off the hizzle dogg.

*does odd, almost "west coast" contortion of hand*

Peace

I support drinking and driving

Women shouldn't vote!

In America REv Sharpton says
I dont think white people should be able to vote.
*NOte he didnt really say this, it just wouldnt work to well with a white person saying it*

"We're coming, you're going - don't let the door hit you on the way out." - John Kerry (after winning Iowa). Can you think of a better way to say Vote Dean/Clark/Bush/Gary Coleman?

I got a letter from a little girl age 2...age 10.
They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.
George W BUsh

"All I'm looking for is the Truth, wherever it may lay." - Charles Duefler. Dude, read the smallprint...

Dr. David Kelly is a Walter Mitty character....
just days before he killed himself.

"In recent years, we may have given the false impression that BSE in cattle was a disease slightly more dangerous to human health than the Plague, SARS and the Black Death combined. A disease so serious that when it was detected in British cows we had no option but to place an immediate ban on all meat exports from Britain.
We now realise, in the light of an American cow contracting BSE, that nothing could be further from the truth, and that BSE is, in fact, no more serious than a tickly cough or a bunged-up nose and poses no threat whatsoever to humans. In fact, BSE is a disease so harmless that any suggestions that American beef exports should be banned as a result of it are plainly ridiculous.
We apologise for any confusion caused, and any confusion in the future when a cow on a farm in Hertfordshire starts wobbling and we immediatly place a total ban on all exports of British beef to protect the health of people across Europe." - Health Secretary Nick Brown.

Virus, is that an ACTUAL quote?

At 1/28/04 11:39 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: Virus, is that an ACTUAL quote?

Ironically, I posted that in the wrong topic, my mistake, but it almost makes sense in this one.

Wouldnt doubt it.
Were going to NEw HAmpsure, then to SOuth CArolina, and Arizona, then NEw York, and TExas, and Washington, then were are going to DC to take back the White HOuse.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 1/28/04 11:39 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: Virus, is that an ACTUAL quote?

Nah, I got it out of Private Eye - but it paraphrases the whole situation anyway.

At 1/29/04 10:28 AM, D2KVirus wrote: Nah, I got it out of Private Eye - but it paraphrases the whole situation anyway.

Private Eye is brilliant. I'd love to hear him say that.

I wills et up a Communist Capitalist society.

"Dr. David Kelly - if you go public with what you know, we will take away your pension of £60,000."
"Andrew Gilligan - if you let us publish your memoirs of the Kelly affair, we will give you a fee of £250,000."
"Alastair Campbell - if you let us publish your memoirs of the Kelly affair, we will give you a fee of £1,000,000."

Pretty damn accurate quoting, too.

"I can wait 45 minutes if you just want to use the WMD you found in Iraq..." - Greg Dyke, just before his execution by Bliar.

I swear I have no idea who that prostitute got one of my checks. Someone must have forged it to get services from her. She is obviously lying.

At 1/30/04 11:22 AM, D2KVirus wrote: "Alastair Campbell - if you let us publish your memoirs of the Kelly affair, we will give you a fee of £1,000,000."

Aren't they ACTUALLY giving Campbell a million for his memoirs, though?

"Jullie doen geweldig werk in Iran"
(You're doing a great job in Iran)

-Jan Peter Balkenende, Dutch prime minister, talking to the Dutch troops in Iraq.

At 1/31/04 01:12 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: -Jan Peter Balkenende, Dutch prime minister, talking to the Dutch troops in Iraq.

The Dutch sent troops to Iraq?

At 1/31/04 02:05 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: The Dutch sent troops to Iraq?

Yes, emberassing as it is.

At 1/31/04 01:04 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 1/30/04 11:22 AM, D2KVirus wrote: "Alastair Campbell - if you let us publish your memoirs of the Kelly affair, we will give you a fee of £1,000,000."

Aren't they ACTUALLY giving Campbell a million for his memoirs, though?

Considering the most likely candidate for this 100% truthful tome is HarperCollins (aka Another Part Of The Murdoch Regeime), it's pretty much a given.