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"I took the initiative, in inventing the internet."

"I never inhaled."

"If you teach a child to read, he or her can pass a literacy test."

Georgie loves us.

This would be soo much easier if it were a dictatorship...as long as I was the dictator.
G.W. on a CNN interview.

"My name is Saddam, i am leader of Iraq, I wish to negotiate!"

At 12/11/03 09:50 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: WHY must we use any quote a political figure makes refering to rugby as a stupid thing to say. In other news...

Slightly unrelated, but anyway:

That St Albion Rugby Team Victory Parade Timetable in Full
11.00am Vicar welcomes St Albion’s Rugby Team onto open top bus outside vicarage (Team inside, vicar on top)

11.20am Bus proceeds down St Albion’s High Street stopping outside Mr Dirty Desmond’s Adult Entertainment Centre for photo opportunity of the Vicar accompanied by readers’ wives and Asian babes

11.30am Bus proceeds for short distance before stopping outside Mr Dirty Digger’s Slags ‘n’ Mags Emporium for photo opportunity of the Vicar accompanied by page 3 “Rugger Stunna”, Tracy Snodgrass, 17, wearing special “Jonny Wilkinson” thong

11.45am Bus stops outside St Albion’s railway station to sign autographs for commuters delayed by victory parade

12.00pm Bus returns to vicarage for victory lunch with selected guests including friends of the vicar and no-one else

12.15pm Drinks and nibbles to be served including Lager and Limelight, Cashin nuts and Bandwagon Wheels. No coffee in case the vicar has a heart attack

12.30pm Vicar leads victory community singing with old favourites including “Glory, Reflected Glory Alleluia” and the legendary “Swing High Sweet Opinion Poll”.

12.45pm Rugby team depart leaving Vicar in charge of cup “for safekeeping”.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/albion.htm

Not satirical of any British political figure in any way whatsoever...

"America is a country that will not be bent by terror, will not be broken by fear." - Tom Ridge. After the Boogyman Alert had been raised for no apparent reason. Again.

"I'm right because I say so. And I can say so because I'm always right."
-Certain people on this forum. you know who you are.

At 12/22/03 11:15 AM, Chaoslight wrote: "I'm right because I say so. And I can say so because I'm always right."
-Certain people on this forum. you know who you are.

"I'm not making any points at all, start flame wars all the time, yet whine when people notify me of this because they're sick of my shit." - The cultural icon that is...Tony Bliar. (Not a typo)

"I'm a conservative. I think Bush is god. I think the church is always right. I think that just because the Bush administration uses god and religion to justify every decision is no reason tho think that there is no separation of church and state...."-You know who you are.

"I'm a liberal. Bush is satan. The church is satan. The current us policies were mad up by the proverbial monkeys an the typewriters..." -We know who we are.

"To give victory to the right, not bloody bullets, but peaceful ballots only, are necessary." - Abraham Lincoln.

Who let his liberal agenda into the White House??? No wonder somebody shot him...

"oops"

The W stands for Wanker/War-like ...

Damm, I though we wer'e finished with this thread for good.

Never will we finish with this thread.
I will eliminate sales taxes.

My opponents policies seem like really good ideas.
He's getting my vote!

"the air isn't polluted but we do advise that all nearby living people close there doors and windows"
belgian government (they're breaking down some oil-refinery or something like that, don't really know)

"...and now moving on to the issue of adding new daycare facilities for those on the welfare system. Concerning this matter, I will turn the mic over to my advisor on the situation and soon to be director of the Department of Homeland Daycare, Mr. Michael Jackson..."

*pointing to map showing typical suburban community*

"Right. We've taken the momentous decision to shut down the internet beginning today - we'll do it 1 PC at a time if we have to! I've handed over the task of home-Lan security to the F&RIAA, MSNBCIA, and AOL-Time-Disney-Warner"

I do not want any of you gays voting for me. I like my ass just the way it is.

If any of you Canadians (Or Americans near the border) watched the Royal Canadian Air Farce on New Years Eve, or this past Friday, you would have seen them making fun of politicians.

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."-California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenager

"I don't know, a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof is a proof? A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven."-Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien

"Reports that say something hasn't happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we know we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know." -Donald Rumsfeld

You know, Sadam may have murdered thousands with nerve gas, but after a few drinks he's an alright guy.

You know Hitler had the right sort of idea.

"Isn't it funny that as soon as things got too tough, Saddam went and hid in a hole." - Geroge W. Bush.
The same Geroge W. Bush who had the courage to at least hide in a proper concrete bunker as 9/11 was under way, and probably under the bed for good measure.

Dont vote for me.

Im serious, this dude who ran in our last municple elections for mayor didnt want anyone to vote for him. He ran for mayor because it was cheaper than taking the poli sci course. Too bad he didnt win. He had my vote.

At 1/5/04 09:49 AM, D2KVirus wrote: The same Geroge W. Bush who had the courage to at least hide in a proper concrete bunker as 9/11 was under way

There's a difference, D2K. It's logical that our president is protected. It doesn't have anything to do with courage. Also, Saddam was alone, unkempt because his days were numbered. You're only saying that because you disapprove of my leader, and that's ridiculous.

If Bush was found he could have been killed just like if Sadam was found he could be killed. There actually isnt much of a difference. If the president wasnt scared then he should have appeared in public, but he was afraid they could get him just like Sadam was. Its just Sadam had no support network, or very little to aid him in his hiding. And BUsh has the luxoury of being able to talk to the press.

At 1/5/04 08:19 PM, 70TA wrote:
There's a difference, D2K. It's logical that our president is protected. It doesn't have anything to do with courage. Also, Saddam was alone, unkempt because his days were numbered. You're only saying that because you disapprove of my leader, and that's ridiculous.

So it isn't for blatant hypocracy in the face of the world's media that I kindly noted that Bush is talking out of the orafice that ain't for talkin' wi', son.

And don't get me started on the Secret Service getting worked up over Eminem lyrics? Protected? Like, what is he; a milk fed veal??? He's a big boy now, so should be able to take care of himself...

"I did not have sexual relations, with that hamster, mr snuggles."

"If Gore wins the election, it will be like having me in office for another 4 years." --Bill Clinton

"Bill Clinton is the best president in history!" -- Al Gore

"Hile Hitler! Yabol!"

"All Terrorists Base R Belong To Us"
"I decided to attack, because they looked suspicious"
"Well... You see... I... sorta... *running*"
yep.

At 1/6/04 10:17 AM, D2KVirus wrote: So it isn't for blatant hypocracy in the face of the world's media that I kindly noted that Bush is talking out of the orafice that ain't for talkin' wi', son.

Ok, what you said made no sense what so ever.

And don't get me started on the Secret Service getting worked up over Eminem lyrics?

What the hell does wigga eminem have to do with this? What it comes down to is that all presidents are supposed to be protected, idiot.