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At 4/23/04 02:39 PM, RedSkvnk wrote:

They would really be fucked if they were running for prez, huh?

usually yeah

what would be fucked up (yet cool) if Tom ran for prez :P

At 4/25/04 09:19 PM, jasonfifi wrote:

At 10/19/03 08:43 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: I think "I have a small penis" would be a pretty daft thing to say.

yeah, that actually makes alot of sense... clinton won the election(2 of them, for christ's sake!) on nothing but sex appeal. if he didn't win the soccer mom's he woulda been straight whining on loser's street. and the soccer mom's aren't known much for their incredible intellects.

Come on, we all know why he won the second one - Bob Dole?

Can you honestly picture a 208 year old as President? Well...most of the voting population didn't, either, so he was pensioned off soon enough. Also didn't help you'd have had a First Lady that made Barbera Bush look youthful and radiant...

"Making a safe, not just tolerant society." - Slogan for the Home Office.

Because they've created a society of tolerence over the past 2 1/2 years, haven't they?

"Let's celebrate the 25th anniversary of Thatcher getting elected!!!" - Quite a few of today's newspapers. Why weren't they celebrating Hitler's 70th last year? Same thing.

"Oh, sorry, my bad." - Donald Rumsfeld, apologising profoundly for the abuse of Iraqi prisoners, and assuring them it will never happen again...

How about George W Bush saying "Lets go to war in Iraq!"

"The buck stops here." - sign on Harry S. Truman's desk.

"Buck? What buck? I never even saw a buck." - sign on Tony Blair's desk.

"I was only following orders." - Lynddie England.

"I was only following orders." - Commander of just about every Nazi extermination camp.

"You are only hyping this black quarterback due to political correctness" - Rush Limbaugh, losing his job as an NFL commentator (top that, Big Ron).

"Nick Berg, we don't know who you are, but are arresting you regardless. What's the worse that could happen?" - US jailers in Iraq - which has now been denied, obviously.

"Slovenia? Wasn't that once part of Czechoslovakia?" - george W. Bush (who else?)

"If I didn't use such a narrow focus, all the other elements would've made the Enquiry go on too long." - Lord Hutton, justifying his whitewash.

"I was right in not cross-examining Tony Blair." - As above.

"Here is the new MI6 chief, John Scarlett." - Tony Blair, not paying off favours for the murder of Dr. David Kelly...

"I believe that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully"~ GW Bush

"I don't read what's handed to me"~ ditto

"ID cards will help stop Terrorism"~David Blunket

just a few of my faves

the ganeva conventions are open to interpration by each country~an butt whip desk genarel the other day.

This might just be the smarting thing to say...

"I want to win this election" (In lil jon's voice) "OK!?" (puts hands up in air) "YEAH!!"

But the sad part its already been done, by that guy who goes "WOOO!!". I forgot his name but i wont forget his fast talking then his voice getting louder and then the "WOO".
People on NG made a joke out of it, like the alarm thingy, if you konw who im talking about just post his name for me.

"rock music breeds suicidal killers"

"It's good being a minority, they get all the benefits"

"I was just telling the truth." - Piers "graceless little shit" Morgan. See also here.

Heil Hitler! Siegh heil!

"we have no intentions on invading poland"
Hitler, a few months before he invaded poland

"find stupid"

"Heads i win, tales you loose"

At 5/14/04 02:59 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote: "rock music breeds suicidal killers"

Somebody actually said that? Who? I really want to rip the piss out of them.

At 5/15/04 05:25 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote:

At 5/14/04 02:59 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote: "rock music breeds suicidal killers"

Somebody actually said that? Who? I really want to rip the piss out of them.

Hell yeah. Rock music is a vent for anger, not a catalyst for murder.

I'm not old enough to remember, but anyone here remember the whole Judas Preist thing? These two kids killed themselves to it when they were drunk and stoned.

My theroy, they wanted to here something they liked before they died.

Your Thoughts?

"We arrest you on counts of tourism." - Greek officials, combining their main two talents - randomly arresting people taking photos, and being hopeless at organising this summer's Olympics.

You think thats bad? Imagine what would happen it London actually won the bid. We'd bugger it up so badly.

At 5/19/04 05:35 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: You think thats bad? Imagine what would happen it London actually won the bid. We'd bugger it up so badly.

Yes, but we didn't mishear the phrase "The War on Terrorism" with "The War on Tourism." See also: Plane Spotters, Falaraki...

A thought: "Intelligent things to say in politics..."

dont you fall into the trap democrats are full of crap

Ahh yes. Falaraki. The place where drunk girls will fall over themselvs (literally) to do strainge and twisted things with your neather regions. Every football hooligians wet dream.

Mind you, they'll have a hard time trying to go upmarket when the biggest street is called "Bar St".

"Let's throw a condom full of purple flour at Tony Blair!" - Fathers 4 Justice, once again pissing everyone off by being stupid assholes, and giving Blunkett extra leverage for ID Cards in the process.

Now, if they threw a petrol bomb instead...

"The voting is so political!!!" - The regular excuse for the UK being so shite at Eurovision. Not having dire songs that make people want to wretch or anything...

"I know - as well as the 2012 Olympics, lets bid for the 2018 World Cup as well, just in case Wembley isn't finished." - Another genius idea of Tony Blair, no doubt.

"He is an evil little bishop." - Robert Mugabe, on Desmond Tutu. Fine way to act on your first televised interview in the UK for over a decade...