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At 2/16/04 10:48 AM, D2KVirus wrote: "I found -X- satisfactory (Repeat 27 times in your report, breaking the previous whitewash record by 13" - Lord Hutton.

D2K, you do know that didn't make any sense did you? Although, the link's funny.

At 2/16/04 04:26 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/16/04 10:48 AM, D2KVirus wrote: "I found -X- satisfactory (Repeat 27 times in your report, breaking the previous whitewash record by 13" - Lord Hutton.

D2K, you do know that didn't make any sense did you? Although, the link's funny.

It's in Private Eye #1099 - the previous time Blair got off the hook, over the Hinduja affair and certain wording involved, Lord Hammon repeated the term "I am satisfied" 18 times in his report (a them record), regardless of evidence to the contrary. Lord Hutton did similar, but 24 times - again, regardless of evidence to the contrary.

By the way, but the T-shirt - I need the money!!!

At 2/17/04 11:14 AM, D2KVirus wrote: By the way, but the T-shirt - I need the money!!!

The T-Shirts rule. I may do so.

"Despite an overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary, I find the Government to be completely innocent of all charges." - Lord Denning, on Profumo.

"Despite an overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary, I find the Government to be completely innocent of all charges." - Lord Bingham, on Rhodesian sanctions-busting.

"Despite an overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary, I find the Government to be completely innocent of all charges." - Lord Franks, on Maggie Thatcher starting a war in the Falklands to get re-elected.

"Despite an overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary, I find the Government to be completely innocent of all charges." - Lord Scott, on Arms To Iraq.

"Despite an overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary, I find the Government to be completely innocent of all charges." - Lord Hammond, on the Hinduja affair.

"Despite an overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary, I find the Government to be completely innocent of all charges." - Lord Hutton, on Tony Blair being a lying, murdering shit.

I like that picture.

Even catastrophic attacks on the scale of 11 September remain within al-Qaeda's reach...Make no mistake: these plots are hatched abroad, but they target US soil and that of our allies." - George Tenet. Earning his wages again, I see.

"I cannot confirm that Jonathan aitken lied." - Lord Butler, on Jonathan aitken. Who was jailed for perjury.

Lord Butler happens to be the scarecrow hired by Bliar to investigate the "intelligence" used to gather information there was any need to watch the US blow Iraq sky high.

Meanwhile, the Intelligence Community want an inquest into how Blair has dumped the blame on them - he's the one who used this "evidence" as a reason, after all.

*taps microphone*

"ahem ..i bring you this public announcement.. Aliens abducted me and implanted a transmitter to my brain, and have instructed me to relay this message on their behalf; WE'VE TAKEN YOUR LEADER - ALL UR BASE R BELONG TO US:"

I would like to announce that me and my gay lover will not be getting married, because that is wrong. George W Bush. I swear, he said that, honest.

At 2/26/04 12:35 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I would like to announce that me and my gay lover will not be getting married, because that is wrong. George W Bush. I swear, he said that, honest.

Awww... Tony must be heartbroken...

One shark said to another shark.
"I'm sick of eating all this tuna, why don't we pop up to morcambe for a chinese?"

At 2/27/04 07:00 AM, -Jamster- wrote: One shark said to another shark.
"I'm sick of eating all this tuna, why don't we pop up to morcambe for a chinese?"

Classic Tory humour there...

At 2/27/04 11:09 AM, D2KVirus wrote:

At 2/27/04 07:00 AM, -Jamster- wrote: One shark said to another shark.
"I'm sick of eating all this tuna, why don't we pop up to morcambe for a chinese?"

Classic Tory humour there...

And they want to get in next election... You know the worst part? People vote for them.

Please, dont vote for me. I do not really want to win.
Thats takign humility a little too far dont you think?

At 2/27/04 11:58 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:
And they want to get in next election... You know the worst part? People vote for them.

What's strange is how this comment has been reported, though.

In the initial reports, it was stated as if Tory Scum Lady just stood up in front of a conference and hollered it out at all and sundry. By the weekend, it appears as if the joke was made, but quoted at a dinner party when the subject turned to "What tasteless jokes have you heard recently?" I think you'll agree this is very different.

However, how many votes will they now get as a result? You know, "Wow, the Tories have a sense of humour!!!" Wait, that's a dumb thing to say in politics...

Using the phrase "evil-doers" in a speech...come on people, this isn't television!

"I wish to thank all 3 people who voted for me." -Lord Howe U. Fark

"Actually I was hoping to lose so i could say my famous trademark phrase." -Schwarzenegger

"It's not everyday that a fictional character gets to be President" -Santa Claus

"Dat'z totally wicked!! Free spliff n' baggies for all u'z who vote me, big ups yo'self, and let's like make politix ok for the kiddie generation aye!" -Ali G.

"Just to be on the safe side, we should bug Un members during their visits." - Tony Blair.

Strange that, if we're bugging our "friends", the US delegates didn't get the same treatment. A better idea, so maybe next time we're dragged into a "war", at least we'll have properly prepared for it, and have the equipment for it.

At 3/2/04 10:40 AM, D2KVirus wrote: However, how many votes will they now get as a result? You know, "Wow, the Tories have a sense of humour!!!" Wait, that's a dumb thing to say in politics...

Tories... and sense of humour... in the SAME sentance... This is too much for me...

hmm something sill to say...that wud be...THE TRUTH

Waazzz Up!!!

"I will lead Outer Mongolia to glory!!!"

"Instead of calling it the rown Prosecution Service, as it has been known for centuries, I will rename it the Public Prosecution Service, which doesn't sound Stalinist in the slightest. also, this means they will no longer be known as Her Majesty's Prisons, but I'm sure she won't mind. That's why I haven't asked her, let alone told her, of this change yet." - David Blunkett.

"if elected mayor...my first act wil be to kill the whole lot of ya, and bur yout town to cinders!"

*the mic's on*

"I KNOW ITS ON"

-Groundskeeper Willy

our new national flag will become a pic of goatsx.

"You know what? The English people are stupid enough to LOVE a UK Patriot Act, aren't they?"
-David Blunkett

"Yes"
- Tony Blair

"Absolutly nobody will think it takes the pis that if you get to the car park two minutes late due to shopping - which we've been begging for - it will warrant a fine of £80, while having a drunken brawl in the town centre is only worth a £30 fine." - Croydon County Council. Depressingly indicitive of how cars are taxed shitless, eh?

<3 Hypocracy...

I will ban heterosexual marriage. Only homosexual marriage will be legal. Straights can form civil unions.

At 3/5/04 02:21 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I will ban heterosexual marriage. Only homosexual marriage will be legal. Straights can form civil unions.

I'd vote for ANYONE who said that.

Hey, if about 30% of the population is gay, and special interest groups tend to vote in higher numbers, with your extra vote I could win on that platform since usually only 36% of ppl vote, but part of that will vote for me since some of them are already gay. It could actually work.